A pre-dawn 'session' with a difference

identity left out , as it was a private message .

This was funny [to me , when I read it] , but also a sobering warning as well , perhaps…

"Small surf today. Supposed to pick up slightly tommorrow. Tommorrow is in about ten minutes. Fire alarm went off. Smelled smoke, woke up the wife. It was the ******* coffee pot. I set it up before I went to bed. Only I turned the fire on and went to bed. What a dip sh**. That’s why we have the fire alarm. Airing the smoke out of the house, might as well check Sways since I’m wide awake. "

his second message …

"Believe me, I’m WIDE AWAKE now "

ben

Hi Ben,

You are a humourous fellow, are’nt you…

That one where yu went " royroyroyroyroyroyroy"

was an absolute pisser!

I woner what sort of credit card bill you would have if it WAS pay per view!

josh

ooh …

now I just realised why i have never owned a credit card …

thanks speedster !

ben

Guy put the coffee pot on then goes to bed? What a loooozzzzerrrr. Darwinism. Hope he hasn’t passed on any of those genes. Probably a drunk. Or worse, a Bush supporter. Bet he can’t surf, either. A wannabee board builder. Don’t they have special homes for people like that? Anyone know how to get the smell of burnt coffee out of your house? Mike