This was funny [to me , when I read it] , but also a sobering warning as well , perhaps…
"Small surf today. Supposed to pick up slightly tommorrow. Tommorrow is in about ten minutes. Fire alarm went off. Smelled smoke, woke up the wife. It was the ******* coffee pot. I set it up before I went to bed. Only I turned the fire on and went to bed. What a dip sh**. That’s why we have the fire alarm. Airing the smoke out of the house, might as well check Sways since I’m wide awake. "
Guy put the coffee pot on then goes to bed? What a loooozzzzerrrr. Darwinism. Hope he hasn’t passed on any of those genes. Probably a drunk. Or worse, a Bush supporter. Bet he can’t surf, either. A wannabee board builder. Don’t they have special homes for people like that? Anyone know how to get the smell of burnt coffee out of your house? Mike