A Wartime Conspiracy (circa 1940) Kremlin Exposes Truth

HA!! So you Amerikanski’s complain about these so called inferior chinese boards ya! Although they are exact Cherry Pie USA copies. Through your patriotic ignorance you do not acknowledge your fellow eastern comrades ideas. Instead your War time forefathers and heros have long ago destroyed and stolen written historical records of these ideas from poor village peasants in Shanghai. Preferring to poison your own history with lies, rather than admit to the repressed chinese surf industry. Taking glory for yourselves, with false references to Hawaiian Islands. Soldiers who fought the Chinese/Japanese/Russians took surfing ideas found in Asia to Hawaii, turning them to borsch and claiming them as USA originalski. We Russian style engineers and our fellow comrades in China will be bringing the first Russian shaped sticks to you very soon, jealous cretins!! You have dominated the world for long enough, now the Kremlin is saying to our engineers to take our stolen ideas and stick in it your USA face. Your industry will be flattened and destroyed, as your shapers have forced our board designers to live on cabbage and water for generations.

HA!! So you Amerikanski’s complain about these so called inferior chinese > boards ya! Although they are exact Cherry Pie USA copies. Through your > patriotic ignorance you do not acknowledge your fellow eastern comrades > ideas.>>> Instead your War time forefathers and heros have long ago destroyed and > stolen written historical records of these ideas from poor village > peasants in Shanghai. Preferring to poison your own history with lies, > rather than admit to the repressed chinese surf industry. Taking glory for > yourselves, with false references to Hawaiian Islands. Soldiers who fought > the Chinese/Japanese/Russians took surfing ideas found in Asia to Hawaii, > turning them to borsch and claiming them as USA originalski. We Russian > style engineers and our fellow comrades in China will be bringing the > first Russian shaped sticks to you very soon, jealous cretins!! You have > dominated the world for long enough, now the Kremlin is saying to our > engineers to take our stolen ideas and stick in it your USA face.>>> Your industry will be flattened and destroyed, as your shapers have forced > our board designers to live on cabbage and water for generations. Mongo like cherry pie,borsch,cabbage and water.Mongo no like be called Cretin…Oaf is O.K. and so is buffoon but not Cretin.No make Mongo mad,when Mongo get mad bad things happen and Mongo have to go back to house with no windows.Mongo tink dat too much political yack around here. MONGO