While googling the net for some cheap way to print up some custom rashies with Hicksy’s logo for the boys… (great idea Grant/xmas presents???) I ran into this hilarious website… US based no doubt but pretty funny all the same…
The power of the net never ceases to amaze me…
A Chinese(?) impersonation of Bert’s flex dance… (hey Bert check out that cell phone swivel seems like something that can be integrated into next years surfburger model. And a PDA on the belt too! This guy’s wired for all them dealer inquiries pouring in… Can you hear me now?? Good…)
The offer…
Posted without permission…
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Epoxy brands are for beginners to Mid Level Surfers, and Experts who need that extra tough board. Our Brands include SUN, X, and Honey (For the girls). They are the newest technology; hand shaped, with full bottom contours, rail and tail foiling, and performance features …Almost ding proof.
OUR EPOXY SURFBOARDS HAVE A GREAT REPUTATION, AND ARE MADE OF THE FINEST MATERIALS.
THEY ARE HAND SHAPED FROM AUSTRALIAN FOAM BLANKS.
OUR SURFBOARDS HAVE FOILED RAILS, NOSE, AND TAIL FOR BETTER PERFORMANCE, AND COME IN A VARIETY OF NOSE, MID, AND TAIL THICKNESS’: CONCAVE TAIL BOTTOM FOR INCREASED PERFORMANCE: GLOSS FINISH FOR STRENGTH AND EASE OF CLEANING: GRAPHICS AND COLOR ARE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE: FINS AND PACKING INCLUDED.
Our surfboards are loaded with quality and functional features.
Available in a broad range of sizes, styles, shapes, rail / nose / tail foils, and bottom concaves.
Removable fins are included, DFS, FCS Thruster, single fin or single box + 2 side fins.
Gloss and polish finish, art, color, and packing included.
Our NEW EPOXY / POLYMER construction boards are seamless rail construction , with a center stringer and, like i said before, are almost ding proof.
Many graphic and color choices.
Here at online surf shops, we sell surfboards!
PLEASE NOTE: These one of a kind surfboards are sold on a FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE Basis.
If you order a surfboard that has already been sold, a similar board of same length and tail type can be shipped. Just check the “SHIP SIMILAR BOARD” box at checkout, and your surfboardboard will be on the way! (note: color, graphics, etc. may be different).
If your board is already sold, and you do NOT check that box, we will contact you for further instructions.
At Online Surf Shops, we specialize in the brand new technology of EPOXY SURFBOARDS. THESE SURFBOARDS ARE VERY TOUGH, AND ARE CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY.
We also specialize in POLYESTER SURFBOARDS.
We carry Many types of SURFBOARDS, SKIMBOARDS, BOOGIE BOARDS, as well as BOARD SHORTS, RASHGUARDS, and ACCESSORIES.
Our surfboards are stocked in POLYESTER and EPOXY finishes.
All Polyester boards are hand shaped, and are for beginners to experts.
Our Polyester brands, Lighthouse Surfboard Designs (LSD),Honey, Bitch, and Michael Dolsey Designs (MD), American and GT Surflines Feature 6/6 top glass and 6oz bottom glassing (Polyester hand shapes only - the EPOXY boards are different, and do not have double 6 top glass).
We have a large variety of shapes with correct foiling, rockers, rail , and bottom contours.
Our Epoxy brands are for beginners to mid level surfers, and include: SUN, and X, and are the newest technology; hand shaped, with full bottom contours, rail and tail foiling, and performance features…ALMOST DING PROOF!
Here at online surf shops, we sell surfboards!
OUR SURFBOARDS HAVE A GREAT REPUTATION, AND ARE MADE OF THE FINEST MATERIALS. THEY ARE HAND SHAPED FROM AUSTRALIAN FOAM BLANKS. OUR SURFBOARDS HAVE FOILED RAILS, NOSE, AND TAIL FOR BETTER PERFORMANCE, AND COME IN A VARIETY OF NOSE, MID, AND TAIL THICKNESS’: CONCAVE TAIL BOTTOM FOR INCREASED PERFORMANCE: CONCAVE NOSE BOTTOM (WHERE REQUIRED).
THEY HAVE DOUBLE 6 OUNCE LAYERS OF FIBERGLASS CLOTH ON TOP (WHERE APPLICABLE): GLOSS FINISH FOR STRENGTH AND EASE OF CLEANING.: GRAPHICS AND COLOR ARE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE: FINS AND PACKING INCLUDED.
DEALER GUIDELINES
At Online Surf Shops our wholesale program has VERY competitive prices, and we are always looking for new dealers. Some advantages to being one of our dealers is…
Good price on products
We give exclusive dealership rights to certain areas to protect your investment and retail pricing preferences
We have a lot of inventory IN STOCK
We have great customer support
Be your own boss, and make lots of money!!
Get Custom Logo’s on surfboards (minimum 24 boards, with 50% total money due up front, up to a 5 month wait)
Get Custom Logo’s on Rash guards (minimum order of 300 pieces required, and a first time $25 silk-screen fee)
Get Custom color combinations on Board shorts and Rashguards (limited to the colors we use, minimum order required)
Reduced shipping prices on many items
You will receive a username and password that takes you to our new DEALERS section of our web site.
