Burton Snowboards buys Channel Islands

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Oh Slim, you are so cool on your CA coast. Gee, I used to be a Ni##er from FL. Now I'm a ni##er from AZ. In your eyes Burton is a ni##er from Vermont. What does where your from have ANYTHING to do with it??? Your prejudice is pathetic. How, in this day and age, you can be so PI. Believe it or not there is intellegent life east of PCH! With post such as this we're all wondering if the same can be said west.

What’s with the hostility and name calling? None of that is from “my eyes.” Yes, I meant you as living in AZ and taking surf trips (I assume you still surf, but once your’re so good that Pipeline is “boring”, maybe it’s lost its luster?) and therefore being unlikely to be heavily impacted by the crowded conditions the industry you wish to “dominate” (as you posted here previously) is producing. But dude, chill out. If being a surf mogul is what you want to be, then go all out. Admit that you hope the lineups become more crowded than ever, and just accept that people are going to bitch about that and any actions of yours that helped make surfing more crowded for current surfers.

After all, if you asked surfers which they’d rather have, the worlds best board that will never break to surf in a massively crowded lineup in which they’ll get one or two waves a session, or current status flow boards in less crowded lineups that would get them 6 or 10 waves, which do you think people would pick? The current popularity of fishes and longboards pretty much proves most people want a higher wave count, don’t you think?

The point was that people like you and Burton/Merrick and Randy French, while surfers, and certainly in your case way better than I’ll ever be, are also out to make a buck. Sure, so are backyard local shapers - but the scale we are talking about is quite different, isn’t it? The difference between just making enough boards to get by and live the life of a surfer, and seeking to grow a huge surf market which you can “dominate” and get rich. The big companies want more surfboards to be sold, for more people to take up surfing. They don’t care because with the money they make, they can fly around the world to find empty surf that they’ve helped eliminate from my backyard by hyping surfing. That has EVERYTHING to do WITH the difference of opinion here.

I suppose there would indeed be a big mental disconnect between someone like me, living on the coast, an simple joe working a gig that helps people have a safer, healthier life, and hoping to get some waves to myself now and then, and capitalists (regardless of where they live) hoping to make more money than they need by selling people stuff. Maybe the materialistic nature of a BUSINESS man won’t allow them to understand what I have against surf “marketing” and surf “commerce”.

But hey, it’s nothing to get all bent out of shape about. Now, Germany just losing to Italy in like the 118th minute, that’s something to get upset about it. Damn it!

My dadddy told the story about grandma’s friend stopping by to chat…

she called him brownie.

when my daddy called him brownie …he was corrected by grandma

''DONT YOU CALL HIM BROWNIE""

‘YOU CALL HIM MR. BROWN’

out west they aint no N*##as

callin yosefF N*##a dont get no instant sympathy

mebe in the sout

wea dem hostilities and antagonizzms still fester

you mite get some instant knee joik response

out west where the world is looking for real evolution

the Bull Feco call is rung loud an clear

at every indian campfire up and down the coast

the world is put in it’s place every sunset

the california coastal ego-trip critique

has held true since the forefathers

braved the plains to see california

and endure the whining moans of

jive from back east about why them that didnt endure change

and was well they was still credible.

many went west because being of mixed ethnic heritage

was not tollerated in Old Ustados Unidos

(back east)

Cashing in on the CALIFORNIA lifestyle

whilst not being there is tollerable

calling attention to yourself

by acallin’ yerself nigerian

is an insult to hard workin slaves

who was liberated over

by lilncoln,and eisenhower

and baseball and basketball

and martin luther king and medger evers

and over till today.

shame on Yall for attempting to mask your ambitions

by invoking This terminology out of place.

stick to hard work and experimental credibility.

Mr Brown to you and dont neva foget it.

Aint no N***###A$

in California

only lower life forms

frum da soout still cling to such insulting terminology

evolve .

California is an evolved state

you would do well to respect opinions

and sort them out how ever you might

without feeling diewreckly insulted

unless the shoe might fit ever so suspiciously well.

I dont live where I was born

San Francisco

But I know somthing about the pacific coast highway

And the El Camino Real

Intelligence is spewing out all over california

and every body back east

well bless their hearts

they is still there…

…ambrose…

dont con yerself

arizona is just the near east

ya come along way…*

BUT YOU MAY STILL HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO

  • paraphrasing an old blues lyric

saint Louis is the middle east

and the right coast is the far east

closest to european roots

all the purty girls come from back east

all the fellas? well they think the appalacians

and the smokeys

and the blue ridge

mountains are way out west

texas is kinda easterly

to the folks that look up to Gene Autry

and Earl Warren

and Sesu Hyakawa

not to mention Duke Kahanamoku

and Toshiro Mifune.

CALIFORNIA WROTE THE BOOK ON C**KY A##H*L&S

dont even try to compete or complain

you will get no sympathy.

over take the world economy

If you wish

but remember

you will be held

personally responsible

Grubby took the heat

for many years

get ready you just may be next on the grill