"bushfire fish" ...things I learnt

okay , following on from THIS thread …

http://www.swaylocks.com/…;;page=unread#unread

  1. use a foam block, or clean q-cell , to replace the foam on a stripped boad['s nose , in my case]

  2. sanding block , held vertically , to bring the foam to the templating lines.

  3. pick a cooler than 100 degree day to glass

  4. sand laps thoroughly

  5. poured four different resins within seconds of each other

  6. cutlaps …make the lap WIDE …double check the stick of the tape !

  7. clear plastic makes it easier to see where the tape finishes!

  8. [in my case,] I needed to use an exacto knife to cut the lap. [the lap “stuck up” in places …grrrrr!]

  9. timing of the gelling lap is tricky …mine , although I thought it was dry , was not

10.sand laps thoroughly.

  1. wide cheater coat not a good idea if doing light resin swirl colours …guess what happens !

  2. ?free lap on the bottom ? [carefully]

  3. sharp scissors and dag-free cutting helps

  4. don’t "save money " on cloth [mine frayed more than usual]

  5. 800mls resin on bottom , 1200 on deck [had excess]…only a 5’7 x 21 1/2" , remember !

  6. don’t put a wide clear section of lam resin down the stringer , if doing light coloured swirls

  7. 100 degrees is too hot for polyester …rails gel quickly , while consumed with getting a good , dry deck lam …[D’OH D’OH D’OH !! etc]

  8. dark pigment will cover a multitude of sins . [Adolph may not have agreed . But then again , he died 60 years ago.]

  9. attention to sanding before glossing HELPS heaps …particularly on the rails !

  10. epoxy gloss coat = LOTS of time , relax ! [BUT… watch out for flies , midgies , mossies , spiders…doing the death dive into the resin !]

okay … I hope this has helped someone out there !

[not surprisingly , I have photos of a LOT of these mistakes, too !

… I just didn’t want to post them on the “next one” thread. I wanted to try to get the board as good as possible , before showing what I had to rescue. ]

Thanks are in order for Grant . Hicksy did a sterling job with “the weapon of death” [belt sander] as I nervously watched…an exercise in trust and faith , for sure !!

And , hopefully…on my next “next one” , I will avoid these pitfalls I mentioned here …

cheers !

ben

and the priest from behind the screen said

in a slow and even tone…

"my son you have done well confessing yoour transgressions

you are forgiven,

but to make you feel all the better

I would like you to take back

all the cutting things you may have

said about the glassers of yore

and their Krappie jobs

that left three visible pinhead size bubbles

in your brookvale popouts…

call them hail barry’s

then take back all the things

you said whilst waiting

for the shop to finish

your board for delivery

call them our farthers

how bout 20 hail barrys

and 20 our farhers

and light a couple beach fires

for the kids to warm em selves

after dark…?

there’s a good lad…"

and the squeeeeeeeeek

of the door leaving the confessional

signaled to the next parishoner in the pew adjacent

who got up and strode to the waiting handle on the squeekable door.

and who said he won’t do it again?

…ambrose…

…sure 'e will…

cause it rides so good

"…that left three visible pinhead size bubbles

in your brookvale popouts…

call them hail barry’s …"

classsic 'brose !

you know ya boards , don’t ya ?!

…wait till you see the shots of hawaii my brother just sent me …I think you’ll likee likee , Mr.Curry [my nephew’s surname too , by the way !]

 benito muscly-leanman 1st

Go on Chip, post the “Aurora Australis”, you know the one, that’s pure art.

Enter that one in a photo competition sometime…

If you don’t post it, I WILL…

I have the negatives…

"aurora australis "… “the negatives” ???..

do you mean the " the red waterfall " [ie : the gelled rail disaster shot ?]…

you LIKE that shot ,don’t ya mate ?

…well …

I guess it DOES show how much of a “rescue mission” this really WAS , and why NOT to laminate on 100+ degree days ! [39C]. Plus, someone may get a laugh out of it , [hopefully !] … as I did reading about "Skeletor’'s blank being used for a kite once.

…Well…

… IF this is what you are referring to ?

Here ya go , then … just for you , Hicksy ! […happy now ?]

I suppose that it shows off the " chewing gum vomit swirl " on the deck [and the awful cutlap attempt] rather nicely too, don’t ya think ?!

ben

Jeez, Chip, you didn’t have to go to all that trouble. The way it is in the photo - with a nice firm skirt - you could have just crammed a couple truck tubes under there, inflated them, and had your very own hovercraft!

…good thinking mate !

I’m sure to stuff up another one sometime in the future …

when I do , I’ll keep your idea in mind , cheers !

[geez, what IS it about guys with the name “Ben” …are we ALL lunatics , or what ?!]

BEN   [and proud of it ...at least I occassionally work in the mental health field , already]

No No No, it’s the one with the deck down, hanging bits pointing skywards!!!

That’s classic…

…"and all because …yooo aaaasssssked for itttt " [as me ol’ mate Julius Sumner-Miller* used to say ]…