classic Ambrose !

...came across this old thread tonight , somehow ...

 

  I DO miss Amby's input on this forum , lately  [ he has a different way at looking at things / life , I think ?! ]

 

 Mat surfing film

Posted: January 31, 2012 - 9:31pm |
[a guy by the name of 'Ramsnake ' posted ....]
"
Ah ,  Ambrose ...you are still hanging around these hallowed halls and enjoying your mats.
 Excellent! Now , you are somebody who could explain mats to surfoil! "
Ambrose  
[Location: Kamoa Rd, Kapaa, HI 96746, USA
Joined: Mar 18 2004
Posts: 4119 ,
Points: 1624 ]

Re: [August] Mat surfing film

Posted: February 1, 2012 - 3:50am
a mat is the appropriate container for the breath of your life.

a floater>measurable evidence that you are indeed not a ghost.

a mat is a Zen Do temple to worship the negative ions of white water.

a mat is a gaurantee :to surf on the worst days without anyone out.

a mat is an humility expressway to invisibility and a sore smiling face.

a mat is a bumper car for riding with friends and spouses.

A MAT IS NOT

a mat is not a board.

a mat is not an obstacle.

a mat is not responsible for 

lacerations and blunt force trauma.

a mat is not loud.

a mat is not easy.

...ambrose...

a mat doesnt like fish hooks

a mat doesnt like cats

a mat isnt for sleeping

on the ground.

a mat warms up in the sun.

a mat is like you fat grandma's lap.

ambrose m.curry III

ya fins,

always a loss when a Shaman decides to quit  

paddling out with the tribe

and takes his technicolor riffs with him,

leaving behind a much more monochromatic

landscape that could use a little more color.

 

 

" technicolour riffs " ...that's GOOD , I LIKE that description !

 

  cheers

 

  ben

Who knows who lurkes in the din of the blue campfire...

amcIII -

" no one really LEAVES here [alive ?]  "

 

  you cannot escape from alcatr...er 'swaylocks'

 

.............like hotel calif.....