As I walked in to the Santa Cruz Costco Wholesale store there they were biggerin’ Davey Crocket grinnin’ down a bear, 175 pintailed slanty eyed little devils. There they stode at attention some where 6,6 others 6,9. The manager of the store told me “the foam is from Australia”, wouldn’t say what co. The real heart of the critter was shaped “some where’s in Asia” wouldn’t say where neether. I was fixin’ get outa there with my scalp and my gallon jug-o-peanut. They keppa callin’ me back at $240.00 cart wheels, I fought’m off with Old Betsy and exscaped. Get a warnin’ to the Chickasau and Red Stick. Break out that American homespun ingenuity boys cause we’re bein’ envaded by these nuckle headed heathens from east. Where’s Fess and Buddy when ya need 'em
As I walked in to the Santa Cruz Costco Wholesale store there they were > biggerin’ Davey Crocket grinnin’ down a bear, 175 pintailed slanty eyed > little devils. There they stode at attention some where 6,6 others 6,9. > The manager of the store told me “the foam is from Australia”, > wouldn’t say what co. The real heart of the critter was shaped “some > where’s in Asia” wouldn’t say where neether. I was fixin’ get outa > there with my scalp and my gallon jug-o-peanut. They keppa callin’ me back > at $240.00 cart wheels, I fought’m off with Old Betsy and exscaped. Get a > warnin’ to the Chickasau and Red Stick. Break out that American homespun > ingenuity boys cause we’re bein’ envaded by these nuckle headed heathens > from east. Where’s Fess and Buddy when ya need 'em Unite! join B.U.S.T (Brotherhood Union (of) Surboard Tradesmen) join now!!!