I think I had you all beat…until I got caught inside a set on Saturday that made mine shrink a bit…
I’m so confused…
I thought this was going to be a thread about Dick Dale’s lesser know cousin, and surf bongo player “Dick Measuring.”
I don’t know what you all this stuff is about…
It might not be fat, but it sure is short!
Don't worry Mclamped,
just stick it in a bag with some RR and vac it. !
No more loose skins either....
A read through the “Over 50’s” thread confirms your suspicions.
The older you are… the smaller you should have…
I believe volume and flex tests are in order!
In Hawaii my dick is 1/4" long. Can I at least pretend that I am 'Bwana Dick' for a day?
Does that mean that if I leave Hawaii mine will be twice as big?
Mine got bigger in Bali ??? never been to Hawaii, it might disappear completely.
Mclamped I saw you in Bali, your a warrior mate…Legend!
The beach boys would sit around and swap stories about their sexual conquests from their wilder days. After the subject switched to tool size, the one beach boy said to the other "well mine isn't very long just round as a soup can".
two braggarts pissing off the side of bridge -
first one says to the other “damn, that water is cold!”
the other nods and says “deep, too”
Howzit silverbak, My ex used to love riding my longboard.Aloha,Kokua
no its not just you, all I do is measure nowadays
A Moil once told me “Measure twice, cut once” My cut laps are some much smoother now…
Hmmm Bud - When I pissed off that bridge, it didn’t seem that deep to me…
This thread should be perpetually running.
My dicks so big I rolled out of bed today and accidently turky slapped some poor lass in Tasmania!!
i let people think it’s small so they’ll be pleasantly surprised by the averageness.
A guy I know is hung like a horse(his ex confirmed) when he is about to fool around with a girl before she sees it or feels it he tells her “I’m sorry, my last girlfriend told me I wasn’t big enough” then when they encounter it they are quite perplexed.
Do you step on it? That’s always been an issue for me.