Fads

I’ve seen a few of them. Squeezing a board to see how strong it is, stress fractures not to mention vents. If you’ve bothered to sand a stress facture back you’ll find there’s nothing underneath but uncracked fibreglass. No, stress fractures don’t leak water as I’ve had “stress fractures” for up to a year in previous boards. Didn’t make the slightest bit of difference to the board. No brown foam, nothing. As for vents, would you like a built in foot warmer while you’re at it? It would be about as useful. I have no idea who cooks up some of this crap and quite frankly I don’t care. If you don’t like stress fractures or are concerned about damaging your board/leaking water (i.e vents), don’t go surfing! Also I give it six months before Taj Burrows leaves Firewire. Feel free to leave a few fads of your own.

Yes I would like a built in foot warmer, maybe a little massaging action too.

…but then I remembered that’s neither core nor soulful.

yeah heres a fad

people joining swaylocks (which is predominantly made up of underground and backyarders experiment with new and crazy innovative concepts)

and taking the piss out of them and there experiments and achievments

while at the same time remaining anonymous in there user profiles

the thruster

thats a fad

surfing thats a fad

wish that one would die and i could have uncrowded surfs

interesting post!

Howzabout:

1 - quads for starters…flava of the month at the moment…but better than thrusters??? (btw - I own a speed dialer setup and like it…but I’ve not compared the diff between how it’d ride as a thruster …didn’t install a rear fin plug…maybe someone’s done it?)

2 - non custom shortboards - I think that surftechs and the like are great for longboarding but …shortboarding…? small subtle differences here (btm contours, rail shape etc) lead to big performance differences…

3 - Superlight shortboards…what you want is the right - weight - imho too light = too fussy + not enought drive + more difficult to catch waves in offshore wind

…interesting to see if your Taj prediction is verified…

pro surfing

surf labels

popouts

chophops

concaves

fins

channels

tourists surfing the northshore

indo trips

backpacking

ipods

yo yos

hula hoops

I don’t appreciate people who are looking for confrontations placing messages on my post. I never mentioned anything about mocking peoples achievements or any of the other rubbish you mentioned so get your facts straight for a start.

+1 on pro surfing…

it wasnt an attack

it was a hint

just didnt want to see you put your foot in it too far

( ive certainly put my foot in it countless times)

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Of course the blank could gas up which probably means that your using XPS. The simple solution to that one is don’t use XPS. Just adds up to vents being just another fad that some idiot cooked up

xps doesnt require venting. it outgasses in microscopic amounts as the surface of the foam deteriorates from denting

the gas is a blowing agent left in the foam during production

low density eps and hollow boards require vents because it is 90% to 100% air

air expands when it heats up or when air pressure is lower outside the board(such as in an aircraft hold)

the air and or water moves between the beads of eps easily.

when the air expands enough it can cause a delamination ,and is quite common.

i wonder which idiots on sways advocate the use of vents

Hmmmmm, Ok,

These are more future fads…

Wave pools get massive backing / publicity and big dollars are signed up. Only to die out within 10 years.

A very large surf company brings out the next generation surfboard surfcraft ( like snowboards are to snow-skis ) And even more disciples are led astray.

The single fin returns… again !

More kooky fin creations are launched each year … and capsize just as regularly.

The magazines constantly declare that “The old days” were the best.

Thankfully, Paris is found dead and most of the U.S. is under suspicion.

A ‘female-only’ surf company ( not a sad offshoot) bolts onto the market and snares huge market share away from the sleeping giants.

Surf companies continue focus on the aging “boomers” ( read: " The Founding Fathers of Surf…" ) for the next five years, and then sharply dumps them into the invisibility bin to boost lagging sales.

Composition innovation rules over design.

The EPA strongly regulates the sale and use of all resins as a health precaution, leading more factories to shut down. And most pro shapers move overseas to avoid the grief and financial burden.

I wake up on any given Sunday afternoon and declare I’ll never drink again.

internet porn sales fall through the roof!!!

But thats only as the boomers droop,

in numbers.

Quick !!! we’re going OT and the new mods are quite mad with power !!

Compsand ! , EPS ! , Quad ! , Fish ! , Trestles ! , EPO ! , Chamfer !.

(He he , that should fool 'em ! )

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internet porn sales fall through the roof!!!

pmsl

coppers start being nice

buttcrack, stringer,quad etc etc

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Quick !!! we’re going OT and the new mods are quite mad with power !!

Compsand ! , EPS ! , Quad ! , Fish ! , Trestles ! , EPO ! , Chamfer !.

(He he , that should fool 'em ! )

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Damnit! Just when I was about to lock that thread! But no, it’s ACTUALLY about surfboards design…

Yea… I jumped on the badwagon with the quad thing, too… Had to build one to see what all the hype was about.

Surfing !!!

And oh ya…Thai-Bo.

“ab rockers”

for improving your surfing that is

:slight_smile:

malibu surfing the nose while twirling a hula hoop?

balancing a chia pet while nose riding malabu?

surfing malibu while dropping pet rocks in the slow section?

wearing a madras print shirt

at the Daisy Bar while having a drink with J.J. Moon?

getting the picture taken with Doyle at A.S.R. framed

in a guilt frame to hand out to prospective customers?

concave botton tails 1964?

Black Pigment?

silly hats at the malibu club contest?

every body building a catamaran and selling it before completion?

striped tee shirts.

Jantzen?

Catalina?

Hang ten?

O.P.

opie and the sheriff?

Take jerry mathers out to lunch at the chart house for lunch

…ambrose…

fad .death nel to quest for fame and glory.

The hollow W.A.V.E. Board

Stress fractures are fads. Build a compsand and you’ll see that it would take a huge amount of effort to put some stress fractures on your compsand compared to your regular board.

Living is a fad.

Cheers,

Rio