,Take Surf Photos !
…Your turn…what’s your line ?
H
Fill in the blanks !!!!!!!!!!! Those that Can Surf ,do...........Those that Can't , ? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kneeboard
Spend a lot of time on Swaylocks
Build lousy boards and wear ripcurl Ts…
Herb, you trouble maker. Don’t get me started.
blame it on their board -
I’ll start using that one once the fins are on the one I’m finishing up.
say they used to surf…back in the day …
talk about it…
one word SCUBA!!
put their boards on their sawhorses in the parking lot and hang out.
ride oversized surftech floating crutches!
Judge surf contests…
Paul, that’s perfect !
Those that cant … Dream about it
sponge…not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Yes I am !
You know I’m feelin’ better if I throw out the first punches !
Well, come on guys,
Hit it with feeling !
H
…here s a bomb: most of those that cant surf made and “make” (“shape”???) the boards that for the last 25 years maintained the surf mags with ads and earn more money that the real shapers and boardbuilders around the globe
the guys barely can surf (…or when was the last time?)
Wear legropes(leashes),overcrowd lineups and get in the way!!!
well, let’s see, now …
there are MANY options available .
[to name just a few …
a] live on nostalgia.
b] become clubbies
c] talk it up , about how they ‘used to rip, back in the day’
d] wank a lot [see c]
e] whinge about how crowded it is , ‘nowadays’
f] complain about thailand boards and china boards [become narrowminded]
g] get into trivial arguments , with total strangers , on swaylocks
h] become anal [see g] ]
cheers !
ben
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,Take Surf Photos ! …and now , in a rare act of ?shameless? self-promotion , here’s some kook who takes a couple of shots from time to time , caught in the act of not surfing , yet again …what a gumbie !! 
…pull IN , ya bloody learner !!
Spend all day, every day, building boards for people who spend all day, every day, riding them, dinging them, breaking them and ordering more of them, so I can spend all day, every day making them, fixing them, etc. etc. etc. and so on, and so on, on and on and on...
use GARNIER fructus “SURF HAIR”
…tell ya how big it was yesterday