Hard time's fall on Kensurf (sort of)

hey guys

Some of you know I’m in the middle of a devorce

shit aint going as I was hoping and the amicable effort aint happinen

so I’m trying to build up some bank

and I need your help

I have 3 boards I need to unload ASAP

I’m offering them up very reasonable

youve seen them before but here they are again

If you know anyone lookin for the deal of the day here it is…

6.2 quad fish $300 brand spanken new

5.6 thruster epoxy $200 OBO

7.6 mini gun $200 OBO

Ken,

Sorry to hear of your ‘‘situation’’, but those are some sweet looking boards. Someone with good sense will pick them up. Good looking work!

Sorry to hear this Ken, hope you get the $$$$

How much for the boy? Does he eat much???

PM’d you about the quad fish.

Man, that quad fish is lush!

You’ll have no problems unloading that for sure.

Hope your sh*t sorts itself out soon.

Ken, want me to post these up at the surfermag forums for you (if you haven’t already)?

They’ll get a lot of exposure over there also.

Sorry about the drama, best wishes.

Afoaf

Go ahead

the boy’s not for sale (today) LOL he’s been good, maybe next week!

The future X is wiggin big time, she left for the weekend, said she had to clear her head

I said ,GO!

Brother, if I had any bread at all, I would have taken that quad off you hands the other day.

Still tryin to figure out how to squeeze some for the mini gun

Hey all…I have seen those boards in person…THEY ARE KILLER!!!

Quick, change all the locks!

I’m so hesitant to stick my nose in where I’m sure it doesn’t belong, and if anyone tells

me I’m out of line, and to shut up, I’d probably agree.

Blessed are the peacemakers, and sometimes, when a situation seems unbearable,

seeking peace when all others are raging is the best option.

Sometime the greater need of that little boy to have mom and dad around is enough

to have the peacemakers put themselves and their needs aside.

From another dad.

I’ll shut up now.

Yeah bud

Not really applicable here.

It is a great sentiment and ideal…bot not possible in this situation.

Keep my bro Ken in your prayers.

Mahalo

And sometimes its just better to have two parents love him from different places. Me and mine are blessed, but I can see others who aint.

girls who aint girls no more

develop a need for a break fom men

men-o-pause.

one of the four nuttiest times

in the life of the aging female

you think they are nuts when they are pregnant/

hold on to your hat.

if you make it through the

MONSTER of all emotional swinks

you move on to the jackpot-----

senility and dementia!

husbandry isnt about chickens and pigs

and straw hats and throwin’ seed and feed

the ride of your life!

you have surfed a 10 foot wave? or bigger

well daddio this emotional wave is the biggest wave of all

the wave of humanity

and survival into the unforseeable future.

even if you dont know what you mean

say the words the ultimate difusing words

to the female angst…

I WAS WRONG

holy jupiter

ahhh I’LL say it again HOLY JUPITER------

------JUMPIN JEHOSEPHAT---------

or maybe -WHAT A REVOLTIN DEVELOPMENT DIS IS–

or the imortal even though from an apparent batchelor

I’M A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE

NOW ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MENS SOULS

or maybe click off the shift key

now are the times ah that ah try ahhh mens aaahh souls

and soles

walk with the girl and listen

to the weird shit that is goin

through their heads…

shoes?

they will sit for hours drooling over

shoes?

and in these times when the mighty

of real estate are being severly checked

oooohh baby…

and then when it comes to the time

when they say they have hd a great idea

and dont remember that was your opinion

in the first place when the ship hit the fan

you can smile to yourself only.

go buy a load of gravel

and fill in a mud hole by the mail box

replant a flowerbed

paint that bullship job that$ a waste

of your time and concern

and watch her demeanor change

it can buy you some space and time

to do a job you wanna do.

you cant win em all

you can win some

space out your victories

if you are haing fun dont let on

pretend you yes you are miserable

just to get em to let off.

oh yeah dont forget PMS

whoop whoop whoop

rodeeo time

tie in your hand an holler OUTSIDE

and if you make the 8 second buzzer

w/out breaking you collarbone

you can qualify for a bar brawl

at the watterin’hole on lower geneva.

all said.I’d say

5 boardds maybe 6 then they get time for their stupid projects

…I mean important projects…

make them conspicious and

hard to do if they are too well done and too quick

they wont get enough credit.

tthis is the battle of a lifetime

if you survive this section dont worry there will be more

the girls are complex

may the luck of the irish be with you.

dont move out keep the house.

…ambrose…

always KEEP THE HOUSE

this is enough sometimes to cool their jets alone

tell em ok you win …move out…

Man, been there, had that done to me - and there’s nothing like a divorce, except maybe major surgery without anesthetics.

Good luck…and hang on to your sanity as best you can.

doc…

If it’s not too late, Kensurf, read Ambrose’s advice carefully. Where’d that boy get so much wisdom concerning females? Nice boards,by the way. Beautiful work and well worth what your asking plus some. Mike

Quote:

girls who aint girls no more

develop a need for a break fom men

men-o-pause.

one of the four nuttiest times

in the life of the aging female

you think they are nuts when they are pregnant/

hold on to your hat.

if you make it through the

MONSTER of all emotional swinks

you move on to the jackpot-----

senility and dementia!

husbandry isnt about chickens and pigs

and straw hats and throwin’ seed and feed

the ride of your life!

you have surfed a 10 foot wave? or bigger

well daddio this emotional wave is the biggest wave of all

the wave of humanity

and survival into the unforseeable future.

even if you dont know what you mean

say the words the ultimate difusing words

to the female angst…

I WAS WRONG

holy jupiter

ahhh I’LL say it again HOLY JUPITER------

------JUMPIN JEHOSEPHAT---------

or maybe -WHAT A REVOLTIN DEVELOPMENT DIS IS–

or the imortal even though from an apparent batchelor

I’M A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE

NOW ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MENS SOULS

or maybe click off the shift key

now are the times ah that ah try ahhh mens aaahh souls

and soles

walk with the girl and listen

to the weird shit that is goin

through their heads…

shoes?

they will sit for hours drooling over

shoes?

and in these times when the mighty

of real estate are being severly checked

oooohh baby…

and then when it comes to the time

when they say they have hd a great idea

and dont remember that was your opinion

in the first place when the ship hit the fan

you can smile to yourself only.

go buy a load of gravel

and fill in a mud hole by the mail box

replant a flowerbed

paint that bullship job that$ a waste

of your time and concern

and watch her demeanor change

it can buy you some space and time

to do a job you wanna do.

you cant win em all

you can win some

space out your victories

if you are haing fun dont let on

pretend you yes you are miserable

just to get em to let off.

oh yeah dont forget PMS

whoop whoop whoop

rodeeo time

tie in your hand an holler OUTSIDE

and if you make the 8 second buzzer

w/out breaking you collarbone

you can qualify for a bar brawl

at the watterin’hole on lower geneva.

all said.I’d say

5 boardds maybe 6 then they get time for their stupid projects

…I mean important projects…

make them conspicious and

hard to do if they are too well done and too quick

they wont get enough credit.

tthis is the battle of a lifetime

if you survive this section dont worry there will be more

the girls are complex

may the luck of the irish be with you.

dont move out keep the house.

…ambrose…

always KEEP THE HOUSE

this is enough sometimes to cool their jets alone

tell em ok you win …move out…

Bravo!

To all

Ambrose’s advice is spot on. Only thing is Ive tried eavery one of those efforts, Its funny how chronologicly correct Ambrose’s reply is.

Edited: I cleared this out as to posibly protect myself

thanks you all for everything

Kensurf,

You need the nastiest Mo Fo lawyer you can get. Last week. What a bummer. Putting it mildly. Mike

Sounds like a deal breaker. Run like hell.

sue for full custody and the bank keep the house get a TRO kick her out before she does it to you bust her shit big time …not nice action deserves

dis cipineary action is a bitch

but bitchin is Bitchin.

manipulation olympics

…ambrose…

oh yeah go surfin.