girls who aint girls no more
develop a need for a break fom men
men-o-pause.
one of the four nuttiest times
in the life of the aging female
you think they are nuts when they are pregnant/
hold on to your hat.
if you make it through the
MONSTER of all emotional swinks
you move on to the jackpot-----
senility and dementia!
husbandry isnt about chickens and pigs
and straw hats and throwin’ seed and feed
the ride of your life!
you have surfed a 10 foot wave? or bigger
well daddio this emotional wave is the biggest wave of all
the wave of humanity
and survival into the unforseeable future.
even if you dont know what you mean
say the words the ultimate difusing words
to the female angst…
I WAS WRONG
holy jupiter
ahhh I’LL say it again HOLY JUPITER------
------JUMPIN JEHOSEPHAT---------
or maybe -WHAT A REVOLTIN DEVELOPMENT DIS IS–
or the imortal even though from an apparent batchelor
I’M A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE
NOW ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MENS SOULS
or maybe click off the shift key
now are the times ah that ah try ahhh mens aaahh souls
and soles
walk with the girl and listen
to the weird shit that is goin
through their heads…
shoes?
they will sit for hours drooling over
shoes?
and in these times when the mighty
of real estate are being severly checked
oooohh baby…
and then when it comes to the time
when they say they have hd a great idea
and dont remember that was your opinion
in the first place when the ship hit the fan
you can smile to yourself only.
go buy a load of gravel
and fill in a mud hole by the mail box
replant a flowerbed
paint that bullship job that$ a waste
of your time and concern
and watch her demeanor change
it can buy you some space and time
to do a job you wanna do.
you cant win em all
you can win some
space out your victories
if you are haing fun dont let on
pretend you yes you are miserable
just to get em to let off.
oh yeah dont forget PMS
whoop whoop whoop
rodeeo time
tie in your hand an holler OUTSIDE
and if you make the 8 second buzzer
w/out breaking you collarbone
you can qualify for a bar brawl
at the watterin’hole on lower geneva.
all said.I’d say
5 boardds maybe 6 then they get time for their stupid projects
…I mean important projects…
make them conspicious and
hard to do if they are too well done and too quick
they wont get enough credit.
tthis is the battle of a lifetime
if you survive this section dont worry there will be more
the girls are complex
may the luck of the irish be with you.
dont move out keep the house.
…ambrose…
always KEEP THE HOUSE
this is enough sometimes to cool their jets alone
tell em ok you win …move out…