hear what this guy said?

eastern pacific woke me up today with an article from the sf gate

talking of the maverix season and the political upheaval

I tink da sports writer is bruce jenkins?

I always feel a loyalty to share with the grand duchy

of swayloholia,kinda like be true to the school what learnt ta to 

type. anyhow some guy chastized this writer for covering the mav-circus maximus

on grounds that jenkins should be covering football or tennis or gulf.

or some such and furthermores and whereas’s  …  whats that one they do with a broom

and a hot teapot on the ice?

 http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/threedotblog/detail?&entry_id=50711

 

 

it moved me to literate.

 

sonofambrose

11/1/2009 7:34:35 AM

baron von teacher970 as the illustrious characer in the play the king and I sang in the song "getting to know you" ''It's a very ancient saying but a true and honest thought, that if you become a teacher, by your students you'll be taught''

our fabled teacher anna
raised us up to teaching peers 
with the turn of phrase.

now as to your inability to recognize
aquatic athleticism,

styrophome or competitive events 
do not athletes make.
the athletic spirit as exemplified by generations
of surfing enthusiasts bury your meager complaints.
thousands of years of quite fit pacific islanders
and more recently californian devotees ,lets say a mere hundred or so years and australians close behind historicly
have devoted their jock athlete years to the pursuit of 
wave riding gratification.

this appreciation starts with SWIMMING:
an olympic sport since …?

The famous Duke Kahanamoku
who participated in 5 olympiad
and medaled gifted the world with surfing.
Your demeanor reveals a simple lack of understanding.
Forgiveness is ours the embarassment is yours.

learn to swim well and then contact me to go surfing.
you are in for the ride of your life.

your spectator chair will never be the same.

surfing is not falling off styrofoam
just as eating is not a styrofoam box.

I am your teacher
sit down and come back 
after you have done the required reading
and a hundred laps crawl
a hundred laps back
pull a hundred laps
an kick a hundred laps 

until then just listen.
…ambrose…
,son of ambrose
who swam at hunters point
when the salmon ran 
and the water was clear
and rode on the back of his cousins motorcycle
on the beach from hunters point to brisbane
before either ,I believe,you or I were born.

teacher? athlete? sportsman?

HMMMMMMMM

you type well.

…typist.


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sonofambrose

11/1/2009 7:34:35 AM

baron von teacher970 as the illustrious characer in the play the king and I sang in the song "getting to know you" ''It's a very ancient saying but a true and honest thought, that if you become a teacher, by your students you'll be taught''

our fabled teacher anna
raised us up to teaching peers 
with the turn of phrase.

now as to your inability to recognize
aquatic athleticism,

styrophome or competitive events 
do not athletes make.
the athletic spirit as exemplified by generations
of surfing enthusiasts bury your meager complaints.
thousands of years of quite fit pacific islanders
and more recently californian devotees ,lets say a mere hundred or so years and australians close behind historicly
have devoted their jock athlete years to the pursuit of 
wave riding gratification.

this appreciation starts with SWIMMING:
an olympic sport since …?

The famous Duke Kahanamoku
who participated in 5 olympiad
and medaled gifted the world with surfing.
Your demeanor reveals a simple lack of understanding.
Forgiveness is ours the embarassment is yours.

learn to swim well and then contact me to go surfing.
you are in for the ride of your life.

your spectator chair will never be the same.

surfing is not falling off styrofoam
just as eating is not a styrofoam box.

I am your teacher
sit down and come back 
after you have done the required reading
and a hundred laps crawl
a hundred laps back
pull a hundred laps
an kick a hundred laps 

until then just listen.
…ambrose…
,son of ambrose
who swam at hunters point
when the salmon ran 
and the water was clear
and rode on the back of his cousins motorcycle
on the beach from hunters point to brisbane
before either ,I believe,you or I were born.

teacher? athlete? sportsman?

HMMMMMMMM

you type well.

…typist.