How to contact the masses?

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Now I just need to know where the vested interests are hidden, hmmm… Et tu Brutus Beefcake? Nels, are your hands clean? Scrub on up, we got some surgery to do.

My hands are certainly clean. I have managed to bounce around the far periphery of the surf universe for 35 years now and paid through the nose to do it, on so many levels I’m embarassed to detail it.

"They can say he did it for the love,

but he was not above the money."

  • from the movie “Songwriter”

I always wanted to be a rock and roll star but I hate working nights, you know?

As for educating the masses, or at least trying to give them a “head’s up” call, maybe that one person out of one hundred is the only one who really needs saving. Maybe the essential Swaylockian philosophic nuggets are rocks at the window. I’m thinking here of phrases, good and true words strung together like mutant DNA so perfect in their wierdness that they live and breathe - “lowering the bar”, a most human notion and “shorty magazines”, wickedly on target, for just two examples. Design-wise there is the twisted notion of “El Paipo Grande”…I still don’t know what to make of that one but I will never seriously look at something again without trying to imagine the absolute opposite end of the pendulum swing.

As for Doc’s snap of Mr. Hand and the question on the board: Am I reading that right? “What was the was of 1812?” If so, anybody who can answer that question is living proof we lost the was on drugs…

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I fought the was and the was won…

Let’s lower the bar all the way down.

Take the “m” off of masses and that’s what you got a bunch of…

And it’s obvious that they don’t know Jack Schitt.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,

the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

They produced four children named

Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.

However, after being married 15 years,

Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and since her kids

were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and

they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.

Two of Noe’s four children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt

were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently

married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper

announced the Schitt- Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens had four children

named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull.

Bull left home to tour the world and returned with

his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt and son Crock O. Schitt.

Speaking of DNA strands that we can’t live with or without.

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Let’s lower the bar all the way down.

Take the “m” off of masses and that’s what you got a bunch of…

And it’s obvious that they don’t know Jack Schitt.

Alexander Hamilton, one of the great figures in the founding of the U.S., once wrote: “The masses, sir, are a Great Beast.” It is commonly misquoted as him having said “The masses are asses.” I’d look it up to be sure but I just saw on the news there is a baby creature born to a half whale, half dolphin creature. Evolution? Mutation? Either way, apparently not a one-off. If those two species can mate and procreate should it not then be theoretically possible for the same between human and dolphin, since we’re both mammals? And what are the scientists smoking over there on Oahu?