Idea to float

Hi,

I just wanted to put this idea i had out there to see what every one thinks, and if anyone knows if it’s ever been done.

I’ll start with how it came to me. We have a grey hound called sam and he has a micro chip under the skin of his neck, this holds information that is meant to help track the owners should he get stolen.

I’ve keep reading about people getting their boards nicked, even more so after blank monday.

I was thinking that it wouldn’t be too difficult to put one of these chips in a board before glassing.

any thoughts.

the only problem I could see would be if the “chip” interferes with my leader’s signals when the spaceship finally arrives to return me to my planet .

But for all of you eathlings , heck why not ? Maybe all the unclaimed dogs can follow you home , and you can …what is the expression you guys use …yes , that’s it …you can "kill two birds with one stone "

ben [not real name]

Shouldn’t be too hard methinks…I know that some painters, who would be the targets of forgers are incorporating chips into their paint (Pro Hart to name one). Car makers are spraying them into panels to stop theft and stripping for parts. Wouln’t take much to chuck one under the glass somewhere.

“This man is a lunatic, so we can’t show you his face on TV”.

Invest in that girl yet Ben? Did she come with a complimentary puncture-repair kit? :smiley: hehe!

Good idea (the microchip, that is - not the other chip ;), tho!

That was classic, Ben. Mike

“raspberry cordial” ,

I think your inhabitants call it ?

maybe I’ll stay a li’l while longer with “y’all” …

we don’t have raspberries where I come from …

My excuse?

Woken up in the middle of the f**k’n night by work.

Admit it, that’s a pirate of “Brokeback Mountain” you were watchin. Wasn’t it? Yeah, I thought so.

Chippy, what’s this obsession with rubberlove, man?

You really ARE bent ;D

Brokeback Mountain is one of those movies you, ah, “starred” in :slight_smile:

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Hi,

I just wanted to put this idea i had out there to see what every one thinks, and if anyone knows if it’s ever been done.

I’ll start with how it came to me. We have a grey hound called sam and he has a micro chip under the skin of his neck, this holds information that is meant to help track the owners should he get stolen.

I’ve keep reading about people getting their boards nicked, even more so after blank monday.

I was thinking that it wouldn’t be too difficult to put one of these chips in a board before glassing.

any thoughts.

I haven’t heard of it but it is possible, probably expensive in small runs…but why not test the waters…maybe incorporate it into a fin plug or box…

Wheels, Pro Hart (RIP) used his own dna from a swab and wrote his signature with that…

Chip and Doug, you guys should get more sleep, your latent tendencies are starting to surface… :-))

Hey Woody

It has been done

I have a friend Col from Motivation Lines Surfboards in Shellharbour NSW Australia.

He has micro chips inserted into the legrpoe plug with a code number

A scanner scans over the plug and the number is reveiled.

When he sells a board with the chips in them, they fill out a form with all their details and this is sent somewhere ( not sure where) and entered into a central data base.

The boards are also marked with a logo around the plug so any would-be theives know it is chipped.

If the board is stolen, found or turns up at a porn broker, a simple scan will determine who the rightful owner of the board.

Just like a micro chip in your grey hound

MDS

Shellharbour NSW

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Chippy, what’s this obsession with rubberlove, man?

You really ARE bent ;D

:slight_smile:

I second that, even though it's not such a bad thing. It's kind of flattering..really.
Chip, your invoice has been misplaced. Sorry, matey. Could you send your measurements again?

Not a bad idea at all. I’d put a chip in my wetties if there were a demand.

what happens when the stolen board belongs to someone who’s on another planet , though ??

OK. I am officially scared TOO DEATH!

I OBVIOUSLY need a WHOLE LOT MORE SLEEP!

/ignore chipfish69 48

/ignore rubberlove 48

…what a STRANGE thread …

ahh Dali

To dali all is edible.

make seven boards.

track em with gps

and plot their life existence

with different colored lines at a surf spot

for an hour or two.

make the picture of these random patterns known

click to infared…

click to hemispheric scope…

run it for a week ,month, year…

what a fantasmic scribble!

ok now integrate the pilots and play a symphonic

masterpiece in perfect harmony of line and color…

…ambrose…

there is a higher form

Dali would be proud

Christo would be upstaged

…and if his offspring had married you ,

then there would have been little curry-daal[i]s running everywhere [diarrhoiea joke pun intended]

‘Borat’

A RFID micorchip is what your talking about. It could be easily done and probably cheaply too around $1-4 per chip. I don’t think it would help theft as it only provides information, like a barcode. To track something you really need a GPS or you need to triangulate position with at least 3 RFID readers. It could help with inventory, and if a stolen board pops up you could be able to determine the first owner. If shops started scanning used boards it might help…