OK folks, you know the drill by now. Shaping/glassing/beer/bbq get together at Keith’s on February 4th (SUNDAY). From say 9:30 am until we decide to go surfing in the afternoon at low tide.
Oneula is going to be over visiting from Hawaii so let’s use that as all the excuse we need…
RSVP as usual.
PS I’ve even got some door prizes, but I’m not telling what. See ya!
Keith,
Thanks for the open invite. I had a blast last time I got a chance to come down, and I would like to thank you again for your generosity and hospitality. Hopefully I can make it down again, and maybe drag a buddy with me who is new to shaping. As for anyone who has never been to one of Keith’s get-togethers, it’s definitely quality good times. Boards, B.B.Q., and beer, you can’t go wrong. Door prizes to boot! You are the epitome of the Swaylock’s spirit. Bless you and your family and good waves to you at the cliffs kind sir.
Regards, Tony.
See you on the 4th!!!
Ray
Keith,
If the kid ain’t here yet, I’ll be there. Planning on bringing some bamboo to share. Thanks in advance for opening up your casa.
OK folks, you know the drill by now. Shaping/glassing/beer/bbq get together at Keith’s on February 4th (SUNDAY).
I hate to be a stick in the mud, and as much as I like beer and surfboards, I’d probably not advertise the two as an event on the public forum unless your homeowner’s policy is iron clad. As last years pictures show band saw resawing of agave stalks while helpers have beers in one hand and stalk in the other. If, by chance, someone gets hurt and needs a finger sewn back on, the insurer will most likely pursue the deepest pockets (Homeowner). Maybe re-word the post for a little protection.
Hi Skip -
Did you know that Keith’s a lawyer?
If, by chance, someone gets hurt and needs a finger sewn back on,
I was there last year with the fishing line and needle just in case this happened.
That is right on the money, we’ll keep the beer drinkers and power tools far separated. Safety is important and I don’t want anybody getting hurt.
Beer!!! I thought is was the resin fumes that made Jay wobble…
Peter
Where are your parents? Who’s in charge here? No. No, Mr. Skunkhead-with-too-much-mousse you’re just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up!
Rufio
All grown-ups are pirats!
Peter
Excuse me.
Rufio
We kill pirats.
Peter
I’m not a pirat. It so happens I am a lawyer!
Rufio
Kill the lawyer!
Lost boys
Kill the lawyer!
Peter
I am not that kind of lawyer.
Rufio
Eat your heart out, you crinkled, wrinkled fat bag!
Peter
You’re a very unmannered young man, did you know that?
Rufio
You’re slug eating worm.
Tink
Come on, you can do better than that!
Peter
I can’t believe you’re encouraging them.
Rufio
Show me your fastball, dust brain! You paunchy, sag bottomed puke-pot!
Lost boys
Bangerang, Rufio!
Peter
You’re a very poor role model for these kids, you know that? I bet you don’t have a fourth grade reading level.
Rufio
Haermorrhoidal sucknavel.
Peter
Maybe a fifth grade reading level.
Rufio
Oil-dripping, beeffart sniffing bubble-butt.
Lost boys
Bangerand, Rufio!
Peter
Someone has a severe caca mouth, do you know that?
Rufio
You’re a fart-factory! Slug-slime sack of rat guts and cat vomit, cheesy scab, picked pimple-squeezing finger bandage! A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Peter
Substitute chemistry teacher.
Thud
Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio
Mung tongue!
Peter
Math tutor.
Rufio
Pinhead.
Peter
Prison barber
Rufio
Motherlover
Peter
Nearsighted gyneacologist.
Rufio
In your face, camel cake!
Peter
In your rear, cow derriere!
Rufio
Lying, crying, spying, pying ultra-pig!
Peter
Lewd, crude bag of pre-chewed food dude!
Thud
Bangerang, Peter.
Rufio
You man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter
Rufio, if I’m a maggot burger, why don’t you just eat me?! You two-tongued, zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farming, paramecium brain munching on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Lost boy
What’s a paramecium brain?
Peter
I’ll tell you what a paramecium is! That’s a paramecium! It’s a one-celled critter with no brain that can’t fly! Don’t mess with me man, I’m a lawyer!
Hey Man I surf w/ George Carlin so don’t give me shit.
this thread is going all kinds of weird places.
Hey Skip, grab George and bring him on down for the get-together!
Im in anything you want me to bring?
wow
you guys are scaring me here…
I thought this was just another low key bbq like when we saw keith out here a couple years back…
but it’ll be nice to finally meet some of the infamous sways crew.
since this an in and out business trip I won’t be able to haul some compsands to leave behind maybe later this year.
too bad I have to come back on Tuesday
would’ve been nice to sit in on Bill’s seminar.
guess I’ve got alot to get done before the end of the month.
hopefully there’s not too many of you wild and crazies
the omiyage could get expensive…
Super Swaylock Sunday. I will be there. Thanks for hosting again keith. I am very happy because swaylocks is not blocked at my works new building so i can read all the nuggets again. Josh
good on you , Keith !
you are the spirit of swaylocks from what I can tell …have a GREAT , creative , fun , time guys !
…and , please … be sure to take some photos for those of us that can’t make it there , too …pleeeease ?!
say hi to Bernie ‘oneula’ for me , eh ?!
cheers
ben
Keith,
Unfortunately I’ll be up north in Santa Clara Friday and Saturday but I’m still going to try and make it. I’m hoping to bring a compsand for folks to check-out. Maybe get some tips from Oneula. -matt
Alright! Perfect timing, that’s the day after I get back fom Flordia. I’ll be there for sure. Maybe I’ll bring my fish blank to shape.
I am very happy because swaylocks is not blocked at my works new building so i can read all the nuggets again. Josh
If they do eventually block it, just open the command box and type in
exactly as I wrote it and it will give you a long string of numbers, just copy and paste them in to the adress bar and it gets you around the block some how. We did it all the time back in highschool.
Cheers.
Um, Keith? if I clean myself up real good, can I come too? <g>
Leslie (aka "Fatty" Fatty Fiberglass)