KELLY SLATER IS SYRIAN

Not that it matters in any way whatsoever. But I’m lonely and just wanted your attention.

Pretty sure he’s a muslim and is part black. I’ve seen him at church and I felt the minister was anti-ameriacan in his retouric. Therefore I think all of Slater’s past world championships should be stripped. And Sean Hannity agrees with me.

moderators?

Troll

and i’m a f@#ing jew… not that it matters…

just wanted your attention :slight_smile:

seriously though, he is of Syrian extraction. No big deal … for that matter, kind of like Lebanon, a good % of Syrians are Orthodox Christans…

No big deal… i was kind of tripped by that too, because he looks so typically irish-scots-english.

-J

I’m 1/4 Irish…do i get my own thread?

Do not feed the Troll.

Did I mention that I am 99% Marine Mammal, and 99% get’s me a full share of the marine mammal casino earnings. I make more money than you. I sit on my blubber ass on the rocks all day, or when I feel naughty i sit on the warm sand, lick myself till I make the white stuff. Wanna take my picture. I’d kill myself except I’m protected… go figure.

Anyway, if we could just get rid of the white sharks my life would great. I’d have nothing to worry about, except eating the plastic bags you leave on the beach. Plastic bags taste pretty good, but they feel funny when I poop them out…humm, it kind of feels good. Do you think I could be a gay marine mammal, or just a freek? Did i mention I would kill myself, but I can’t.

hey troll…

I got a partly chewed sandwitch for ya’…

I saw him with a towel on his head once.

I think you lot should disown him and send him to Australia.

Seriously though what dick started this thread.

Cheers

Mooneemick

It’s not hard to see why you are lonely…

I cannot even imagine what your thought process was to call this negative attention to yourself. Blatant spamming and, LOOK AT ME!!! attention whoring doesn’t belong in this community…even though it’s “only the internet”.

Time for you to apologize, then reflect on your behavior.

Gil

nah, he’s pourtugese.

after a while ,I believe,

of being a haole

you get upgraded

to portugese

an if you eat enough saimin

you get upgraded again

then if you pay off your land

an eat plenny chow mein

and roast duck,youmake

smat eh dis chinese!

den when you just dont care

you make the grade

when You can sing to yourself

as you go through the day

‘as da hawaiian in me’

after you eat hawaiian plate.

…ambrose…

by the way, sumarian art depicts

the people with big eyes

don it?

is that from lack of limu?

kelly slater gets paid.

hard workin’ guy.

you like work dat hard?

go head.

everybody is somthing

nice to know

then maybe you can anticipate

what the kids will look like

pretty girls and handsome young men

specially when they are well loved

kd surfer

I new you were a kook from your first posts

Kelly Slater is an “American”

you fool !

ambrose…

I love your posts!

you always make me smile although your english is way too good for

me to understand.

lee.

ambrose = shakespeare of swaylocks

Hmmmm, ShakesLocks? SwaySpere?

I got tubed on my retro board.

An apple a day keeps the doc away:

I think Kelly is an alien from outer space, he doesn’t even need a board, he can levitate over the surface of the water by the sheer force of his farts!

my god what a thread… so… lets turn it around, Balsa has taken the lead posting what looks like a very nice green board!!

That is a nice shade of apple green! The darker section is tailpatch also with tinted resin?

you mean - Nose Patch…

but why??