http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqO90EA78sk
by the way Roy, i really do think you are cool. really.
Is dat Roy in the bright orange suit ? I have ta say this,Roy you Seen Lots !
Quote:
What Goes Slower Than a Roy Stewart?
Roy Stewart.
Only Roy Stewart can go slower than Roy Stewart
What Goes Faster Than a Roy Stewart?
Only Roy Stewart can go faster than Roy Stewart
Guns don’t surf big waves. Roy Stewart surfs big waves.
There is no theory of board evolution. Just a list of boards Roy Stewart allows to exist.
Roy Stewart does not surf. He speeds.
The chief export of Roy Stewart is speed.
There is no chin under Roy Stewart's Beard. There is only another tunnel fin.
Roy Stewart has two speeds. fast, and speed.
The leading causes of speed in the United States are: 1. the drug 2. Roy Stewart* 3. import racer guys from Mira Mesa
*remember Roy Stewart's chief export is speed
Roy Stewart can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
Roy Stewart is so fast, he can surf around the world and catch up with himself and get a board in the back of the head.
There are no rippers in surfing. Just surfers Roy Stewart has breathed on
from serf in surfermag,
in reference to this:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
I was LOL . . …
hehe
disclaimer:
its all in good fun, Roy Stewart is commendable for doing his own thing and building large boards. Also for the tons of facts Roy points out in his arguements.
I watched the video and thought, “How dare that guy run into the speed master!!!” Didn’t that guy know Roy was busy speeding??? I also saw the other video and thought how dare that other guy catch up to the speeding Roy!!! Another example of people who do not appreciate Mach 1 Million speed. Hee hee hee! Funny stuff…
Well it is also possible to surf slowly when required 
Glad to provide entertainment, laughing’s got to be good for you !
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I couldn’t catch what the character says in the beginning of the vid… Something about 900 years and ??? Personally I liked the one with the speed flickering image and just surf music…