I as the most open minded carbon loife form in the history of mankind
have chosen to reach down and lift ya’ll
up.
the first and final no miss Reash[ japan patent # 48276983]
adhears mat to rider w/ out failure co-efficient
unlike urethane leashes used in surfboard communities world wide.
while sitting with mat inflating restrain from repeating ohm
or hail marys or our fathers
or asorted psalms
quotes from grays anatomy
repeat the elvis lyric while exhaling into the air chamber
RETURN TO ME
also popular with the post Bella Lugosi crowd of vampires,
and vampire wannabeez.
who infact perfected the method while surfing overnight rincon malibu pitas CoJo pleasurre point cowells four mile Jordache river millipede point N.Y.
and jeffries bay.
For farther lyric info check the Graceland song book
and the new matting handbook,
‘‘Vampire world mat surfing tour 2005’’
availiable soon at an all night liquor store near you.
''the appendix is a real delicasy"
…Hannibal Lecter new york times food critic…
…ambrose…
I sure hope this helps
we also are marketing magic black
feathers that make your mat
come back after wipeoffs.
pip pip .