Hi I would like to tell you about my day. I woke up in the morning and asked my bubbie if he was going to surf and if he could pick me up and lend me his board which he agreed too. Cool, I was then free to eat that handful of majik mushrooms! He picked me up about 20 minutes later and drove to the supenrmarket for breakfast. Wow the supermnarket is a real trippy place. So many colors and wierd thoings. I lost track of my friend and started to look for him. Oooh a banana! How cool…Oh I forgot I was looking for my buddy. I finally found him in his car. He was wondering what happened so I told him how the mushrooms made the supermarket reall tripy. He was surprised that I was on shrooms and offered to take me home. I tolkd him that I WANTED TO SURF!!!So he said fine. On the drive I was getting all deep nand stuff so deep that it went over his head because he wasn’t talking. Finally we got to the beach and I decide to sit and think while I trip. I just stayed with the car for an hour or two. When my friend came back he said we should go get lunch and check another beach. Cool! After lunch we came to a smaller and way less crouded beach. I got ready got his board and OH NO a gust of wind came and blew his board out of my arms on to a rock. Samshed the rail. He turned around but went in anyway. After a while some scary people were looking at me on the beach so i whistled at my friend to come in. He must have thought one of those scary guys were whistling because all I saw was his middle finger. Well persistance pays off and he came in and asked if I wanted him to open his car I then told him that we NEED to get out of here NOW because of the dangerouse people like the guy standing 5 feet from him. He rolled his eyes and changed his clothes a bit too slowly and then got back in the car and pulled out. I said lets go to the surfshop ang fix the board with some solar rez and go to another beach. He said something stupid like he needs to fix it right. I kept on talking about how we can still salvage this session. He just said NO. What a bummer…
dear Mr. KnK / mushy surfrider ,
let me guess …
YOU didn’t go surfing with your friend because you only surf on mushie waves ?
Gee, I’m so sorry to hear you “Samshed the rail” the rail on his board , too …
“samshes” can be SOOO hard to fix , especially THIS time of year , when there seems to be a shortage of tin foil hats , for some reason…
sincerely yours ,
p.silo-cybin esq.
hey klbalt, give me a call next time I want to come too. I like supermarkets with bananas.
cecil
Ha ha. I just found out that cobalt and catalyst are an explosive combo.
Which is why they don’t allow you to add your own cobalt to your resin mix 
Too many people hurting themselves or something. Mixing in the wrong order.
Hi I would like to tell you about my day. I woke up in the morning and asked my bubbie if he was going to surf and if he could pick me up and lend me his board which he agreed too. Cool, I was then free to eat that handful of majik mushrooms! He picked me up about 20 minutes later and drove to the supenrmarket for breakfast. Wow the supermnarket is a real trippy place. So many colors and wierd thoings. I lost track of my friend and started to look for him. Oooh a banana! How cool…Oh I forgot I was looking for my buddy. I finally found him in his car. He was wondering what happened so I told him how the mushrooms made the supermarket reall tripy. He was surprised that I was on shrooms and offered to take me home. I tolkd him that I WANTED TO SURF!!!So he said fine. On the drive I was getting all deep nand stuff so deep that it went over his head because he wasn’t talking. Finally we got to the beach and I decide to sit and think while I trip. I just stayed with the car for an hour or two. When my friend came back he said we should go get lunch and check another beach. Cool! After lunch we came to a smaller and way less crouded beach. I got ready got his board and OH NO a gust of wind came and blew his board out of my arms on to a rock. Samshed the rail. He turned around but went in anyway. After a while some scary people were looking at me on the beach so i whistled at my friend to come in. He must have thought one of those scary guys were whistling because all I saw was his middle finger. Well persistance pays off and he came in and asked if I wanted him to open his car I then told him that we NEED to get out of here NOW because of the dangerouse people like the guy standing 5 feet from him. He rolled his eyes and changed his clothes a bit too slowly and then got back in the car and pulled out. I said lets go to the surfshop ang fix the board with some solar rez and go to another beach. He said something stupid like he needs to fix it right. I kept on talking about how we can still salvage this session. He just said NO. What a bummer…
dear Mr. KnK / mushy surfrider ,
let me guess …
YOU didn’t go surfing with your friend because you only surf on mushie waves ?
Gee, I’m so sorry to hear you “Samshed the rail” the rail on his board , too …
“samshes” can be SOOO hard to fix , especially THIS time of year , when there seems to be a shortage of tin foil hats , for some reason…
sincerely yours ,
p.silo-cybin esq.
hey klbalt, give me a call next time I want to come too. I like supermarkets with bananas.
cecil
Ha ha. I just found out that cobalt and catalyst are an explosive combo.
Which is why they don’t allow you to add your own cobalt to your resin mix Too many people hurting themselves or something. Mixing in the wrong order.