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that is pretty damn funny! i too have done some dumb things in hopes of appeasing a fine member of the opposite sex, but that takes the cake!!!
I wonder if you COULD take them surfing ??
I look awesome in leather.
no. i just crossed the line.
" PHOTOS PLEASE , DEAR "
…I think the line just disappeared altogether …
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I wonder if you COULD take them surfing ??
You could, but leather shrinks a lot as it dries.
On the other hand, you could then imagine you were Mick Jagger ( or the Rolling Stone of your choice) , right down to the pained expression on your face.
Which may explain a few things.
doc…
oops !
we almost missed the funniest bit !!
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OOOh, ooh that hurts.
I’m off to banterist.com to find some more of this guy’s stuff, I might find some ads for pvc body warmers. I’ll let you know if I do Chip.
Jase (MMM)
What were you doing looking for leather pants?
needed SOMETHING to go with THIS perhaps ?! [ by the way, I am not gay]
cheers !
ben
What’s that Ben, your grape smugling outfit?
no , THESE would be those …
[…hence the expression , “keep it under your hat”]
dude , you are WEIRD
Cecil
so is my shaper…
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needed SOMETHING to go with THIS perhaps ?! [ by the way, I am not gay]
cheers !
ben
How about this?
that’s from your movie , based on your book , yes ?
I just started reading it yesterday …
…you’re a good writer , ben / sir wal !! **
cheers mate !
the REAL ben
** [but , I still refuse to shake YOUR hand !!]
he shall remain anonymous …
"Got my arse handed to me yesterday at ******* by a rogue set. Not much fun, got smacked by the lip of the first wave and then wore the next two as well!! Bastards
Went out this arvo at ************ , 2’ with some 3’ sets. Wasn’t too bad.
Thought I might show off to a coupla chicks and came unstuck in a big way. Riding my 9’4" got a good one, caught it all the way to the shore posed nochalantly about midway down the board, rashie up, gut out you know all the stunning stuff. Stepped of the board into about knee deep water, smiled sauvely at the ladies and turned to walk out…got legrope caught around large clump of kelp and went arse up, just in time to be flattened by the shore break!! Picked myself up, refetched board, yanked on legrope which pulled kelp clump towards leg…sudden burning pain in lower right leg…f*****g bluebottle got me, was washed into kelp.
Gritted teeth, smiled (grimaced) at ladies , stalked up beach to car…got vinegar. went home!!
And , now … the follow up letter …[it gets better !]
I probably need to clarify the whole gut thing…I don’t really have one but my rashie seems to have mysteriously shrunk over winter??? Go figure!! A mate I was surfing with has decided I look like a cross between Britney Spears and Michael Jackson when I surf…midriff exposed below white rashie and black webbed gloves (my magic paddling aids!!) So the ladies got the view without my intention…hell I thought I looked hot!!!
…YOU’RE welcome to have some fun with this post if you’re reading this , TFAD !!
Is this part of the video for the next White stripes’ single?
Jase (MMM)
chipfish61, That kid has bigger shoulders than I do. Now that is funny! He-- he might even have bigger nads if he goes for it! In fact I am sure he does if he goes for it.