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In my opinion, there is a certain tone to your writing, but who am I? Good luck finding your blanks. If all else fails in your quest for blanks, go compsand!
Tone? What tone are you talking about?
Hey, surfinghigh, maybe you should go to Portland to get a blank. Ha! Or invite some Caliwhackers to come up and visit you. Make sure and send us a map!
from surfinghigh’s profile and past posts.
Interests- Keeping our spots free of the fuck and Caliwhackers…
"Good for ya, this post is actually garnered the attention of the Portland Kook Squad that inhabit the OSP…
STAY HOME, OREGON IS FLAT, COLD, FICKLE AND SHARKY.
The locals are not real friendly either. "
"Naw, we get it by keeping the wankers from Portland and the valleys out of our cold, fickle and sharky surf. Our thumbs have nothing to do with it.
We do treat travelers a little better…but we can spot a Portland kook a mile away…Can you say ‘surftech’?
Nope, never be as crowded as the south and we will keep it that way.
Hot in Ojai today? "
"I wouldnt say we are grumpy, we just dont have the time for the Portland kooks, the valley kooks and the rest of the wankers that want to come up here and get waves.
Think ‘Hollywood by the Sea’, not brodown hodown SC or SD.
The OSP itself is a bastion of these motherfuckers, hated by every local on the coast. They spill spots, pull over anywhere they see rigs with racks, they are simply scroungers with no will of their own but to fuck our spots up with filth.
They know their place and it isnt at my spots. "
Dude, Im so banned from that site I cant even read the page…
I look for 'em down my way, I know what they ride, what they drive and what they look like.
In my area, we (and I mean ‘we’) look for these bastards.Three Portland kooks from the OSP outted two of our local spots on that page-with pics!
Cali-boys, we dont mind so much, they give respect, low key, no chinese boards, even turn a few on now and then. But north of Lincoln City? The boys hold nothing down except Seaside and the trashed beaches and crowded line ups are the result. Its a kookfest.
Its not that there isnt room in the water, its the filth and the trash these kooks bring with them. Who wants to walk on broken beer bottles? Leftover fire pits?
If you bother, they got one Portland kook who posted…“I always go on the wave to make sure the guy in position is going to make it”…“its not shoulder hopping-its the only way I get waves”…WTF???
We aint the “Bra Boys” but we do like things the way they are.
Forgot to add and nothing against Surfrider but…when Surfrider holds events, they aint at the Coast, no no, they hold’em in…Portland!