Parmenter's, Surfer Mag and Surftech

This long letter/responce was one of the best things I’ve seen in a while-I thought it would be good for new swaylockaholics to read and for old hands to review. I don’t agree with everything Dirty Dave says but the thought and effort that went into this is notable. Read it, reply, bookmark. Carry on folks. http://www.swaylocks.com/cgi-bin/discussion/archive.cgi?review=26271

Every time I type “Dave Parmenter”, my computer locks up and crashes. What are you/he talking about? Somebody said that “Dave Parmenter” is actually code for a worm virus?

Every time I type “Dave Parmenter”, my computer locks up and crashes. What are you/he talking about? Somebody said that “Dave Parmenter” is actually code for a worm virus?

http://www.swaylocks.com/cgi-bin/discussion/archive.cgi?review=26271 virus?

http://www.swaylocks.com/cgi-bin/discussion/archive.cgi?review=26271 virus?

This PC won`t accept the “DP” name. Freezes up every time. Can you summarize that article? Is this a joke?

This PC won`t accept the “DP” name. Freezes up every time. Can you summarize that article? Is this a joke?

copy and paste this in the address line of your browser and press enter: http://www.swaylocks.com/cgi-bin/discussion/archive.cgi?review=26271 if you can’t do that, power down your machine and never power it up again- bothering this website no longer

copy and paste this in the address line of your browser and press enter: http://www.swaylocks.com/cgi-bin/discussion/archive.cgi?review=26271 if you can’t do that, power down your machine and never power it up again- bothering this website no longer

Did somebody say VIRUS ? Among other things, Surftech is a virus. Engineered for profit. Hustled by phantom marketing focused on the ever growing, malignant cells of bastardized surf culture. “Parmenter’s manifesto” does an outstanding job of exposing this sham perpetuated on an uneducated market of surfers.

Did somebody say VIRUS ? Among other things, Surftech is a virus. Engineered for profit. Hustled by phantom marketing focused on the ever growing, malignant cells of bastardized surf culture. “Parmenter’s manifesto” does an outstanding job of exposing this sham perpetuated on an uneducated market of surfers.

Youre good with words! You make Surftech sound like junk! Actually my dad says theyre more like garbage. Is there a difference? Vince for President! Have fun!

Youre good with words! You make Surftech sound like junk! Actually my dad says theyre more like garbage. Is there a difference? Vince for President! Have fun!

Actually, garbage is food that has been thrown away. Trash is anything like paper, glass, wrappers, etc. that have been thrown away. I’m not sure what the definition of junk is, but I bet Fred Sanford would know, or maybe Lamont. I bet if you look up Junk in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of the first board I shaped.

Actually, garbage is food that has been thrown away. Trash is anything like paper, glass, wrappers, etc. that have been thrown away. I’m not sure what the definition of junk is, but I bet Fred Sanford would know, or maybe Lamont. I bet if you look up Junk in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of the first board I shaped.

I just read the manifesto. Damn, that thing was long. But it was spot on. Surftechs suck. Always have…always will.

I just read the manifesto. Damn, that thing was long. But it was spot on. Surftechs suck. Always have…always will.

surfers wanted new technology, wanted to move away from the old foam and glass, now its here, we whine constantly about its lack of soul.

surfers wanted new technology, wanted to move away from the old foam and glass, now its here, we whine constantly about its lack of soul.

DHP rules!