My girlfriend said if I don’t stop spending so much time working on my hollow wooden board, she’ll leave me…
GEE I’M GONNA MISS HER!!!
only kidding!
if i could get a girlfriend to begin with then, i don’t think we would stay together long, i already saw my cousin get whipped miserably. he has had a surfboard three years, still has not been waxed.
there is hope when you find, or rather she finds you. First date, SanO. Nice lefts off The Point all to myself (from that you KNOW I’ve been married along time!) She gets pooped on by a seagull.
16 years later I’m going surfing all weekend…Just let the right one find you
Wow, if only life were really that easy.
My missus raced off with my best mate , gee I miss him.
I have ten boards …
NONE of them get jealous when I ride a different one each day .
[yes , I have names for each of them ]
ben
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i already saw my cousin get whipped miserably. he has had a surfboard three years, still has not been waxed.
buy him one of THESE T-shirts …
He could wear it truthfully , by the sounds of it …
also available as a flag [get it ? flagellation !]
I used to have a girlfriend and a bank balance before i took up kitesurfing. What chance do i have know that i’ve taken up surfboard making as well?
KS
Ahhh, maybe true. But I’ll bet you’re having way more fun than most other people whose life revolves around making money. Catch a wave for me.
My wife gives me the old “why don’t we just go to Hawaii” line when the water’s cold… but thank the lord, the girl goes in with me. She bodyboards mostly with a little standup surfing thrown in.
They are few and far between, but those girls are out there… you’ll find one.
Make the board pretty enough and she may ask if she can ride it sometime.
I’m sure you know what to say in return… =)
Yeah you are right. I don’t care about money or girls as i am having the bestest of times. True as well they are out there it’s just convincing them that you are the one to teach them to surf. If you look hard enough at my avatar you will see my surfing buddy and she’s a good girl. Comes surfing with me, drinks ale and is happy to eat roast chicken medieval style with me! So all is not yet lost.
Oh in case you can’t see my avatar.
Cheers
KS
I got a gal
shees so fine
love to see her down the line
squeeze my mat and catch up to her
get up close an shees so smilly
cools me off and I dont get wily
gave me five children
and we still happy
like my daddy and my grandpa
add up the years
and 137 years of marrige aint bad
for the immortal soul
jack e leonard
marriage bashing comedy
handed down to
rodney dangerfield
is a lonely mans lament
when you die its nice to think someone will miss you
I miss my mom and dad
marriage and relations
…its natural.
…ambrose…
even if you are losing
you can pretend you are winning
but when you are winning
you can feel it
living the twelve bar blues
Gald to “hear” you are feeling it. Hope all is well as it sounds. smile at Acids and tigers for me - Taylor
by the way did I mention I got a job, and so did my woman, one block from Dale’s shop… weird, surfed every day this week. Hahahahahhahahahah
…hey Kitesurfer, I dont believe in friendship between men and women…so IMHO think that you or the girl sooner or later will be in step 2…
…shes pretty…
It’s funny I’m like on a sabbatical . . . just finished college but my chosen career doesn’t fulfill me … . been comtemplating where should I go (life & career wise)
Tired of ladies that I’m dating complaining why I have to sleep early fri, sat (so I can get up and get most of my surf before the zoo comes around), and wanting to go to $50 sushi joints . . .
So I’m flying off date radar.
Hey Robbo, are you letting loose, or are you looking for a solution?
Have take an honest look at your time, is the hollow taking away from your responsibilities of life, or are you giving her enough time (within reason) and she’s just demanding more and more?
If she is asking to get more than she should, maybe you find someone more compatible … .
But if the hollow really is all consuming, and shes a great gal, maybe make a compromise with her … Spend X hours with her, for X hours with the hollow . . .
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" I used to have a girlfriend AND a bank balance …"
!!!
now , THAT seems like a contradiction / almost an oxymoron to me …
Not if she’s a professional bread winner!!!
oh right …HER bank balance …ingenious !! [and highly unlikely she will let you dig HER gold …]
hey hiroprotagonist, (no idea what that might mean!!!)
I was only joking about the hollow and her leaving! it’s all good, we spend saturday together mostly and she works on sundays so it gives me a good days work on the board, (if only I could get rid of my “shaggers back”!!!)
it’s all good.
“…hey Kitesurfer, I dont believe in friendship between men and women”
…CLASSIC , mate !!
"they either want to be your [s]mother , or be your lover "
[it get’s REAL scary when they try to be both … and you KNOW that just ain’t right !! [unless , I guess , your name happens to be ‘Oedipus’ …in which case , quick, CHANGE your name , matey !!]