resinhead, you heartless savage

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3101146/The-mystery-of-mutilated-seals.html

 

Wierd?  But maybe it's a copy kat killer.  Hummm, you know it might be because I had a seal skinning seminar in the Isles a few whilsts back?  I talked about the potential of using a  ball bearing  meat hook/swivel  with a lazy susan razor blade attached to an old record player combo?!   But never in my wildest dreams would have I thought this would have been perfected to such a fever'd pitch?

All that blubber going to waste. Don't they know there are lamps to lit and hats to be made?

Forget the seals, what about the page three girls!

you want to skin the page three girls?!

Is that what you call it these days?

I want a hat!