I just heard from a friend, who asked to remain anonymous, that Mike is going to shut down Swaylock’s. Apparently he tried to sale it to a Chinese investor named, Foo Ling, who also owns a factory that makes pop-outs, but couldn’t close the deal. From what I hear, it will only be around till the end of April. Foo Ling said that He only wanted it for the Swaylock’s laminate to put on his boards, So they apparently reached a liscencing agreement. My source said Mike will make fist fulls of dough from the royalties. The only stipulation is he has to shut the website down “so as to stop the proliferation of superior, backyard enemy inspired competition”.
Just to know, Aquafiend65, are you a fish rider?
and a happy april fool’s day to you too!
kirk
Hey Aqua - I sick of your tired ass bullshit comments. Save the racial slurs for your white friends who drink Latte’s. My wife is Chinese, and I know she’ll kick your ass anytime.
Skip, i agree with you.
Say goobay to Swaylock’s thanks to the proliferation of post as this one and others from the same user…
AS for my shoe being untied,this is just the kind of slur I will not tollerate any longer!
so what if I dont cooose to tie off!
this is just the kind of prank that is keeping our civilization in the dark ages…
And lucchmeat took Journalism in highschool,
my welch ancestors were weel versed in the tieing of shoes and they can kick anybodys glutious maximus when their shoes are untied!!!
HAPPY APRIL FIRST
THE ORIGINAL NEW YEARS!!
… ambrose…
Sorry Coque – Our cultural slang/slur deterioration probably didn’t cross the Atlantic Ocean, thank god.
Thanks to another USER (yes with big caps) i just realized how important is to know other cultures… (while you realize how stupid i am)
I heard Al Merrick is giving away 20,000 free boards to everyone who ever wanted to own a Skil 100.
April fools.
I heard that Herb is signing with QS
AND IS COMING BACK HERE…WHO-WA!
…naw,April’s fool…just stopped in here for a sec to see howzitz…(before the wife starts her business back up)…have a concerned friend wondering…
…as coral would say,“HAVE FUN” Herb
I heard Laird is going to attack Jaws on a ‘paddle-in’ 21 foot wooden hooped finned longboard next year.
Now that’s funny! are you planning on starting a war with New Zealand as well?
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Just to know, Aquafiend65, are you a fish rider?
Occasionally. Why do you ask?
Aquafiend, I’m sorry because I tried to sound humourous and failed lamentably since you couldn’t understand. Just let me explain:
As you know, french people are very strange. On April fool’s day, we have a very weird custom which consists of hooking paper fishes in the back of everybody without them noticing it untill they get laughed at so much that they at last realize… Then, everybody shouts: “Poisson d’Avril!!!” (April fish!) It’s just a common joke, don’t ask me why… By extension, the kind of false news such as the one you tried to make us believe and which are common on April fool’s day are also called “Poissons d’Avril”.
Thus my asking you if you were a fish rider… But it sounds like only Frenchies have this custom, so I agree you must have wondered what I was talking about… OK, forget it…
I sense the lost in translation factor is compounded by the conjugational difficulty of trying to express" are you ridden by fish?" which sounds more like the expressive kibbitzem entrailed in your jest…just a thought …ambrose…five day old papaya juice effects
me like shave-ice
Drew
I nominate this for bizarre thread of the year award , so far …
however , the year is but young …
Oh what a tangled thread we weave. It doesn’t really matter if man rides fish or fish rides man, as long as everybody gets to ride, and we all get ridden. Or,as my grandmother used to say, “He (your grandfather) never explains things right in English, so don’t listen unless he is speaking Yiddish, and then if you still don’t understand, here have a blintz.”
“When one speaks to another man who doesn’t understand him, and when the man who’s speaking no longer understands, it’s metaphysics.”
(Voltaire)
I don’t understand.