So I was getting my hair cut yesterday...

And the girl asked me if i wanted the back of my hair rounded or squared off. I asked if i could get a squash…She looked at me funny.

You didn’t want a pintail?

Shoulda got a swallowtail

what about a stinger or a diamond? I bet you could really easily have a bat tail if you had a buzz.

if she got that joke, she would have been a keeper.

made my night.

Classic…

Triple Wing Bump Squash with channel bottom…