The other day while checking the windtorn surf I could’ve sworn I saw a squad of 5 or 6 pelicans gliding (albeit very slowly) straight up wind no tack and minimal/no loss of altitude/no flapping…was I seeing things? Is this possible?
if you saw then it is
Shhh. They weren’t pelicans. You observed the Pentagon’s latest spy drones still looking for Iraq’s WMD’s. Mike
Pass it along please, you’ve had your turn…
Pelicans are masters of the air, like albatrossesss
I was walking home across the Phillip Island bridge on a rare windless day, when I saw a pelican that had started thermalling and was at about bridge height. I had to stop and watch.
It just cruised, gaining height as it slowly went round and round, banking, creating forces to help it along. Another smaller bird joined in, hoping for the same lift, hung in for a while but couldn’t hack the pace.
It went so high I almost lost sight of it. Incredible. Not one wing flap
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Shhh. They weren’t pelicans. You observed the Pentagon’s latest spy drones still looking for Iraq’s WMD’s. Mike
Bahahahaha they used those pelicans to sniff out Osama who was hiding out at Elvis’s house.
Why do only those who support Bush/war get shit but those who whine about making things political are the first and worst offenders?
uhh, its called the double standard. it sucks huh? you pulled the wrong ticket when you got your morals, now you have to endure a bunch of extremists telling you your wrong AND evil, but dont despair as you get to do the exact same amount of namecalling when your turn comes. i found the best cure is to sit back and laugh, politics is funny, it doesnt matter that so many people are getting fucked over cause the same amount of people will get fucked over no matter whos in office. see its funny, laugh.
my math professor told me a great story. he asked an auswitch survivor about her experience there. auswitch is the worst you could get on earth, she saw her parents urdered, her friends raped, and buried her own siblings. “oh art, it was an absolute gas”. his jaw hit the floor. “you see, thats how we survived, there can be nothing so sacred that you cant laugh about it.”
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Quote:Shhh. They weren’t pelicans. You observed the Pentagon’s latest spy drones still looking for Iraq’s WMD’s. Mike
Bahahahaha they used those pelicans to sniff out Osama who was hiding out at Elvis’s house.
and if you wear tin foil hats , they won’t be able to read your thoughts …a guy here told me in a private message , so it MUST be true !
ben
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Quote:Quote:Shhh. They weren’t pelicans. You observed the Pentagon’s latest spy drones still looking for Iraq’s WMD’s. Mike
Bahahahaha they used those pelicans to sniff out Osama who was hiding out at Elvis’s house.
and if you wear tin foil hats , they won’t be able to read your thoughts …a guy here told me in a private message , so it MUST be true !
ben
Ben, get with the program. Tin foil hats went out in the 60’s. It’s all about velostat (part number 1706) nowadays.
I’ve found the best protection against mind reading pelicans to be Michael Menkin’s though screen helmet.
For sake of your safety and details on constructing the helmet check out his site:
Just to set the record straight, I have everybody at my house wearing one so there is no worry about pelicans sniffing out my place and getting at my fried peanut butter & banana sammiches.
PS. Don’t pass this on to sammy boy, the military is still using them pelicans to hunt him down.
Thank ya very much
Are you guys drinking again??
There you are elvis we have been looking for you, those velostat hats are no match to our new mind reading capabilities…
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Are you guys drinking again??
again??..i don’t think they ever stopped.