Surfer sends letter to Dear Abby LOL

Dear Abby,

I’ve never written to you before, but I need your

advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife is

cheating on me.

The usual signs; if my phone rings, I pick it up, and

the person on the other end hangs up. My wife has been

“going out with the girls” a lot recently, although

when I ask their names, she always responds, "Just

some friends from work; you don’t know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming

home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway’s, I have never approached the subject with my

wife. I think deep down, I just didn’t want to know

the truth, but last night, she went out again, and I

really checked on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage

behind my surfboards so that I could get a good view

of the whole street when she arrived home from her

night

out with “the girls.”

When she got out of the car, she was buttoning up her

blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out

of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my boards, when

I noticed that the fin box on my Dewey Weber

appeared to have a ding and crack right by

the

fin box.

Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take

it back to the surf shop where I bought it?

Signed,

Perplexed in LA

Funniest thing I’ve read for a long time. Priorities!!

Ride on,

Tom

Fooking hilarious. Is that a real letter or some fake Chinese pop out joke though?

my wife got a real laugh from that letter,… then she told me I should fix it myself.

It is an old joke.

Just replace surfboard with:

1 Motorcycle

2 old muscle car restoration

3 train set

4 collection of girlie mags

5 whatever else is store din the garage of “dubious” value to the world at large