Swaylocks KKK or AMK (Alternative Materials Klan)

I just had the grandest thought when I replied to Bert on the Clark Foam closure.

It was of the Klan. Not the Klu Klux, but the Alternative Materials Klan or AMK

These guys exist only on Swaylocks but have monthly meetings in non disclosed locations not with White sheets over their heads but with Swaylocks T-Shirts or EPS forever logos on their epoxy resin dripped shirts.

Up front reading the rants about the evil villains that are ruining his great earth is Greg Loehr. Beside him is Vice Chancellor Burger. There is a sea of Backyard producing Swaylockian faces listening and chanting AMK AMK AMK with EPS bead covered hands thrust into the air. Every word is gospel, we must take down the mass producing Poly-Urethane giants. No one can be spared, they wouldnt listen now they must pay.

They don’t have crosses on fire they have piles of broken PU/Pe’s on the ground burning (which is ironic after all of the talk about the environment, but the KKK never made sense either, these weird clubs always have their quirky ironies) with chilling chants about conspiracy and how the heathen manufacturers wont listen and they are destroying the lives of surfers everywhere and about the day of reckoning and how it will come soon. It’s the AMK’s responsibility for the people to rid the earth of these evil nay sayers.

On one great day in AMK history the Evil Baren of Laguna Niguel fell upon his PU based desk and had to shut his doors. “TO BATTLESTATIONS” the AMK cried as they decided to inundate the bandwaves with “I told you so’s” and “You should have listened” and chanted “Now has come the day of reckoning, The AMK will triumph!”

And the story went on. Meanwhile a guy got up at 6am went surfing, got barrelled and read the local paper while he ate a bowl of Muesli. He wasnt even aware that the Baren of Laguna Niguel existed much less the AMK. Just that he wanted to get rid of his hangover and how he hoped and wished that his new board will be ready for his Christmas break.

Funny thoughts eh! Kind of stands true in the last couple of days posting though.

I know you’re trying to be funny. There are those of us to whom mention of the real Klan is not a good source of satire.

I believe in the new materials, and I hope I’m not too defensive about it. But I have lots of friends in the surf world who prefer the old stuff. Consumer’s choice is generally a good thing.

I get the joke, man. I think the imagery is kind of funny…but maybe ‘cult’ or something would be better?

My grandfather wasn’t even allowed to live in a certain city near where I am from - in the 1930’s! I’m not talking about the deep south or nazi Germany - he was a jew in Northern California. You’d be surprised how real & stinging some of that stuff still is. Even when he was old - and the laws had changed and he could even move in if he wanted to - he’d drive around this town rather than through it. And they let those bastards march down main street, advocating hate the entire way.

Not something I can freely associate with making surfboards.

Thanks for listening. Sorry to go serious on you, bro.

Clever!

But I think you’ll get a better response if you post it on OrgasmDenial.com

See you at Cerritos…

you talk about a revolution. and i say F%&k the revolution.

and tree hugging liberal democrats, that will save a baby seal even if it takes out 1,000 peoples livelyhood. who cares about people anyways i am glad i am republican

I knew something smelled like shart in here.

Revolution?

This is just the mop-up operations.

Ask Herb Spitzer what real Hell is all about…

He fought in the Hounduras…

I fought in Vietham.

Revolution

Lennon/McCartney)

You say you want a revolution

Well you know

We all want to change the world

You tell me that it’s evolution

Well you know

We all want to change the world

But when you talk about destruction

Don’t you know you can count me out

Don’t you know it’s gonna be alright

Alright Alright

You say you got a real solution

Well you know

We’d all love to see the plan

You ask me for a contribution

Well you know

We’re doing what we can

But when you want money for people with minds that hate

All I can tell you is brother you have to wait

Don’t you know it’s gonna be alright

Alright Alright

You say you’ll change the constitution

Well you know

We all want to change your head

You tell me it’s the institution

Well you know

You better free your mind instead

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao

You ain’t going to make it with anyone anyhow

Don’t you know know it’s gonna be alright

Alright Alright

It’s a Jihad.

Amen, Benny1. Mike

Daddio is absolutely correct…

…Hell is War,War is Hell…

…I got avenues and contacts all over the world …if it’s mfg. and is for sale…I can get it…That is, if it comes to that.

…as far as Swaylock’s…

…I;M PROUD TO BE A SWAYLOCK’S USER…GEEE …makes me wanta light-up a…errrr you know///////Herb