I read this today and it had me laughing aloud. Maybe you know it already, maybe not. I just thought it would make a fine Swaylock’s motto, should one of you arrange it in better English than mine:
“Always keep in mind that Noah’s ark was built by an amateur, whereas the Titanic was built by professionnals…”
What do you think?
Who’s the author???
I thought swaylocks’s motto was
“We have upped our standards…up yours!”
I don’t know. I wish I knew… I found that in some “funny stories” paper… No author mentionned. Any of you out there has a clue?
I like…
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”
Thomas A. Edison
Swaylock’s motto could be
“You can do it! How? well, that’s in the archives…”
I always thought the swaylock’s motto was “it’s in the archives” It seems to be the most popular saying on here 
Howzit hydro, That's a good one.Aloha,Kokua
…Moneys short…
…Times are hard…
…Your answers are in the archives,Tard!
…haha…hAHAHAHA…NOT REALLY HAHAHA
…howz bout…
…A person has an idea,
…that attracts other like minded people…
…The idea becomes an institution,Swaylocks.com…
…my fav.
…Remember when you use to laugh at M-TV ?
…Internet killed the magazine star,Swaylocks.com…Herb.
…the 4th…
“Listen to everyone, do it your own way”
…"share your stoke " …
I like it
here is a tongue in cheek motto for Swaylocks lifted from www.newtons3rdrocketry.com
"If we knew what we were doing,it wouldn't be research"
"… Any of you out there has a clue? "
that’s not a bad one , right there, Balsa !
IT’s right there on the Sway’s lam…
“SHAPING THE REVOLUTION”
How about:
"You can learn something from everyone.
Either how to do it, or how not to do it."
Don’t know where I heard it, but It seems to fit everywhere in life.
Dan
Wow… When I posted that thread, I just intended to have you laughing a bit, just like I did, but you seem to have taken that pretty seriously!!! Now, poor Mike PALER will have to decide between all your (fine) suggestions… Sorry, Mike, I didn’t mean that…
I’m graduated in English Letters and Literature at the Uniersity of Santa Catarina/Florianopolis/Brazil. This subject attracts me a lot. All the mottos have something in common. They try to link everyone of us into this particular community. In reality, Swaylocks proves that from diversity can grow up a community. I think it is something most of human beings have forgotten lately…
yeah ben
share THE stoke
may the stoke be with you
or
get STOKED
“Share the stock (of infos)…”?
The Titanic was a sound ship. It was user error that sank it…
and Noah’s Ark is but a trivial story in some silly book.
Define not, what needs not to be defined.
Drew