Swaylock's motto?

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The Titanic was a sound ship. It was user error that sank it…

and Noah’s Ark is but a trivial story in some silly book.

Define not, what needs not to be defined.

Drew

Drew, maybe you should look up the definition of “humour”. (Although it should not need to be defined, either…)

English is not my mother tongue. Did I put something wrong? I sincerely don’t understand your reaction. No offense was intended.

Just like when you say: “A gentleman is a man who can play the bagpipe but who doesn’t.” That does not mean that all bagpipers should be shot down (although I like the idea). That’s HUMOUR, right?

Quote:

“Share the stock (of infos)…”?

“STOCKED” … I know I am ! … Swaylocks "

heheh

My favorite quote is by albert Einstein:

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds

Quote:

The Titanic was a sound ship. It was user error that sank it…

Drew

Maybe …

… but then once it sank, only a few survived due to the fact that the designers of the ship

had thought it was useless to provide enough lifeboats for all the people on board since the

ship was, according to the designers, unsinkable !

It was humour BRO!!!

Last I checked, the Titanic did in fact hit a damn big Iceberg. It didn’t hit it itself. Someone steered it right in line of the iceberg. Just goes to show that even a well made product can falter in the hands of idiots.

I do like your line about being a gentlemen. But what have you got against Pipers.

More humour from me.

It’s all good bro.

Drew

I do like your line about being a gentlemen. But what have you got against Pipers.

Pipers suck. Except on Hawaii’s North Shore.

I’m glad nothing serious came out of this. Thanks and cheers, bro!

Cool Mang,

Personally I love bagpipes. Had a piper at my wedding…drove the mother in-law NUTS…that was half the fun.

But I see where they can annoy some folks.

Drew

That was just kidding, too, Drew. I have nothing against bag-pipes or bag-pipers or whatever…

Thinking about it, maybe mothers in law?.. Nah, mine is the sweetest thing on earth. Unusual, eh?

By the way, do you play yourself? Bag-pipe or other instrument? I’ve been trying to get into drums lately. Some say I should stick to shaping boards…

Oh, and, I forgot: for MY wedding, I had a friend (who is a very good organ player) play the “Pink Panther” theme as we left chuch… This had a few people laughing…

NOW THAT IS ABOUT THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER EHARD!!!

Did kato attack you on your honeymoon?

Drew

“…Kato! Imbecile! Not now!..”

OK,

Here’s a couple I’ve thought up over the years:

Swaylock’s: Ride what you love…love what you ride

Swaylock’s: Welcome to the race

I may have a few others stashed away.

mp

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1] By the way, do you play … yourself ? 2] …Bag-pipe , or other instrument?

1] "…all the time , man … ALL the time ".

2] "Other instrument " …The organ … [aka “joystick”]

MAY I ?

                       ALOHA

…YOUR WAVE…

…YOUR BOARD…

…ALOHA…

…ambrose…

1/4 mile glide

"Normal people … believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Swayloholics believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet."

         "Do it yourself"

…then…

“Share the stoke”

By the way…

Wheres my fricken T-shirt for the logo contest???

It’s all been done before ~

Right! ~ But how?

We hoard the secrets ~

 Swaylocks
Quote:

"Normal people … believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Swayloholics believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet."

take 2

"normal people " [is there such a thing?] believe if I’m broke , I won’t [be able to] make it .

I believe if I’m broke , I may be able to ‘recycle’ it "