The 2003 Swaylock Awards

Ya’ll quit t,t,t,t,talkin’ bout’ yer pee,pee’s an’ git back to the list.

…Everyone that honestly gives and receives here at sways.It takes all of us to make it work.Mike Paler should get a webby for his site!!!Someone PLEASE nominate Swaylock’s to the webby awards. …but I have to give it up to Paul Jensen for most innovative .When all of us are playing with foam and resin, Paul’s Found and rekindled a new source of float and skin.Beautiful too!Herb

Dressing With Style Award – Ambrose Campfire Entertainment – Tie: Kirk Putnam & Herb Spitzer Can I Watch Over Your Shoulder Award – Tie: Jim Phillips & Cleanlines Person Whom I’d Like A Board Shaped By – Paul Gross Mr. Know It All Award – Herb Spitzer Most Improved – G. Hunt The Call and Let’s Talk Award – Dale Solomonson Innovation In Fin Designs – Halcyon Mr. Organized Award – Tie: John Mellor & Lee V. Home Depot Gift Certificate Award – Mike Jones Epoxy Also Makes A Good Shampoo Award – Greg Loehr Most Annoying Topic - Surf Wax Most Creative Person - Dale Solomonson Person With Whom You’d Liked To Share A Line-Up With - Mike Paler Person Who’s Quiver I’d Most Want To Raid – Kirk Putnam Person Who’s Video Collection I’d Want To Copy – Matt Miller Let’s Go On A Surf Trip Award - Jeff Chamberlain Most Inspirational - Tie: Ambrose & Dale Solomonson & Ramon & Coral Most Helpful With Website Issues – Tom Sterne & Mike Paler Best Raccoon Recipies - Gary Giest Best Board… Me HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE…!!!.. Paul

most likely not to get a board from : al merick top shaper : jeff hodges from seaside most insperational: james sowell most interesting: dale solomonson funniest post: rich pavel vs the one week deposit most likepy to get a board from in 04: Ron romanosky, and Dale Solomonoson, Costco Top bodyboard shaper, Chris Granone WCB Top flow board shaper, Victoria Biggest Surf Hype: Cortez Bank and blue crush Best surf actor: Chris Taloa

PRIMARY AWARD…the primordial plasma,aquaeous membrane,le pacific.mother to us all…secondary…this sub culture undeniably beholding to the greater polynesian goodness from which we derive access to the pulse of a fine and glorious planet…tertiary …the spirit that binds us in a perpetual bond…(can you forget who was out with you the first time you got caught inside on that first twelve foot set day)…swaylock awards to all that honestly participate for the greater good to inform ,entertain ,critique,share,talk out loud to a wall that speaks back… thank you all for letting me come to your party I think Im the last one to see the new year as far as the time zones are concerned…I got a surf for world peace swaylaholics annomous t-shirt half done for El Paler’s award…to whom we all pale in deference …may your respective tan lines achieve greater contrast relentlessly throughout the coming days of this the most glorious year of our lives ALOHA NUI LOA may we surf together soon…in spirit if not in body…ambrose…son of AMBROSE in residence in waipouli evolving for a greater good…and better glide

a cnc merrick because you are going to have to suck some major wang to get al to shape you anything

me me me me me I I I I I and my host of big titty hos

for the guy who wants to open a shop if your going to open a shop, be sure to by a cnc machine! in the past year 6 all bodyboardshops have opened up.

C and C in Hollywood-Happy New Year and hope you health improves, totally dig where your coming from, no smear meant, just a footnote in the interest, the small things always seem to add-up, history must be acccurate, not profitting, don’t forget, Klaus and the Rooster will always welcome you with sausage and beer.

It does make make an excellent shampoo. And an exquisite mouthwash as well.