The Economy & Surfing

No offence Jim, but I think the title of your thread detracts from the real subject of your post. Hope your friend gets well soon. So here is Keith Melvilles quoted. I think it explains it all very clearly.

I would have locked this thread long ago but for my deep respect for Jim Phillips (who started it) and several attempts to bring it back on course. Please try to keep the party politics, personal attacks, and (for that matter) crackpot theories to yourselves.

Now, here's something I received today that might explain economic events in terms most surfers might understand (alcohol consumption), and may remind us that its a bigger problem than the surf industry or the USA. I hope it helps?

Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

Word gets around and as a result increasing numbers of customers flood into Heidi’s bar.

Taking advantage of her customers’ freedom from immediate payment constraints, Heidi increases her prices for wine and beer, the most-consumed beverages. Her sales volume increases massively.

A young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank recognizes these customer debts as valuable future assets and increases Heidi’s borrowing limit. He sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the alcoholics as collateral.

At the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert bankers transform these customer assets into DRINKBONDS, ALKBONDS and PUKEBONDS and then further into derivatives. These securities are then traded on markets worldwide. No one really understands what these are and how the securities are guaranteed. Nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the “securities” become top-selling items.

One day, although the prices are still climbing, a risk manager – subsequently fired, of course, due to negativity – of the bank decides that slowly the time has come to demand payment of the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi’s bar.

However they cannot pay back the debts. Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy. DRINKBOND and ALKBOND drop in price by 95%. PUKEBOND performs better, stabilizing in price after dropping by 80%.

The suppliers of Heidi’s bar, having granted her generous payment due dates and having invested in the securities are faced with a new situation. Her wine supplier claims bankruptcy, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor. The bank is saved by the government following dramatic round-the-clock consultations by leaders from the governing political parties.

The funds required for this purpose are obtained by a tax levied on the non-drinkers.

[video:http://vimeo.com/3261363]

Thanks Atomized.

actually I like this one mo betta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ4hFYGVGkw

For the USA, how about these issues featured on 60 minutes a year ago:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7461407498377956300