to leash or not to leash

     Howzit gdog, There was no such thing when a lot of us started surfing. At Hanalei there is a saying" no cords on longboards". Hate them myself. Aloha,Kokua

Best Answer…Knowaloha’s.

as I get older I believe I will have need for a leash

if I EVER WANNA SURF IN NEW JERSEY with the guy

that just threatened to ding my board when some kid

cant get out ot the way or catch my board on the way

by and return it to me to compliment me on a stellar

wipe out.

Leash entitlement,to wipe out with impunity,

to drop in on everything and everybody,

never think of helping retrieve any body elses stuff

scold others for wipin out at them,

never learning to paddle out in the channel,

and sitting inside the take off on every body.

encourages me to not wanna surf new Jersey with that guy.

Surf anywhere with leash based self esteem.

Suffer the opinions of leash addicts

whose swimming abilities are rarely tested

and have yet to learn to bodysurf to retrieve their boards.

 

 

I think anyone using an american standard toilet

should use an ankle leash to prevent the rare but iminent

threat of being sucked down the sewer,but thats just my psychosis.

Being raised to use an outhouse,where the excrement falls free and lands audibly

and predictably,these here toilets when you sit a spell and the tissues relax

the cold water interupts a good read.thank goodness I aint there now.

 

gettin’ a ticket for no leash…I predicted that a few years back, on another I love leashes

thread.How long before you get jail time? I’ll bet people who wear leashes enough

wouldnt have to artificially inseminate their leash to reproduce them.

Or who are the natural parents of leashes?

surf accessories mfgs and beach cops.

 

…ambrose…

dont listen to that old guy

he’s been surfin’ 48 years

and never wore a pukin leg rope.

 

if you ate a leash how long do you think it would take before 

you wouldn’t have to atatch it to your ankle?

quite a bit more efficient if  it were sticking from 

one’s arse.

Perhaps an eyelet implant

between the cheeks

would help to keep from

entangling one’s feet

in the dangling rope.

 

I love people with leashes

they look so sporty

and commited to such

risky an activity as riding waves.

bless their hearts.

 

 

And may they remain safe

far away from me.

6000 miles will

do do Do. 

Hello,

 

Since i went to surf in southern california this winter i never where a leash again.

Love the feeling to be  free on your board especially when noseriding.

I think you get more controle and make better choices  in moves.

Like Mickey said.leashes ruined surfing hahahah

 

cheers Angelo

leashes are like condoms… they totally ruin the experience

My Dad didn’t let me use a leash until “it didn’t matter whether I had one or not”. I still think that leashes, along with 3 finned boards and good wetsuits, have caused most good breaks to be over crowded. 

I mostly ride paipo’s, logs and mini-simmons now, and I never use a leash. I haven’t let go of a board for years. But at the same time, I don’t ride waves much over head high. I call that 6 foot, since thats how tall I am. But I think that would be 2 foot Hawaiian, or 1 foot Silly.

 

I agree. I try to educate beginners that they should always act as if they have no leash. Which means, always hold on to your goddam board.

I’ve always said that if leashes went away there’d be far fewer people in the water. Too many depend on the leash as a crutch for their lack of skill and ability. Many would never make it ‘outside’ if they had no leash. Quite a few would get discouraged by having to swim a lot, and find another hobby. That would suit me just fine.