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 <img src="http://www.swaylocks.com/images/gforum/users/3949-user_icon.jpg" alt="" class="bb-image" /> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold"><span style="font-style:italic">overboard</span></span></span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Title:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">Newbie</span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Status:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">Registered User</span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Registered:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">Nov 18, 2005, 4:18 AM</span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Last Logon:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">Nov 19, 2005, 7:47 AM</span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Posts:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">1 (0.9 per day)</span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Real Name:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">Chinga Dera</span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Location:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">botswana</span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Local Time:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">Nov 18, 2005, 5:00 PM</span> <span style="font-size:6px"><span style="font-weight:bold">Occupation:</span></span> <span style="font-size:6px">seamstress</span>

hello dear , [dera is “dear” , with the letters reordered]

I was just wondering if we could catch up for a coffee soon .

Being that you are “a seamstress from Botswana” and all , I thought I would pick your brain and get you to measure me up for a new wetsuit. [Paying particular attention to my third leg , of course ]

My current wetsuit is , unfortunately , fading a fair bit [too much time spent at discos under those DAMN strobe lights] so , I would value your feedback …

I was thinking a hotter colour , something from your SUMMER range , perhaps .

Oh yeah … and can you make sure it feels , and fits, REALLY tight please ?? [ I don’t want my bum to look big in this .]

You’re welcome to post some photos of what you have in mind . Nothing too raunchy on the forum …[it IS a family show, after all ]!

you can ‘p.m.’ me , if you like…

thanks sweetie !

[gee , I LOVE black African women] .

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ben

p.s. - I’m assuming “Chinga” is a LADIE’S name , isn’t it ??

…if you’re actually a man , pleeeease ignore the above request , it could get too scary for me .

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Dear Mr. Fish; Thank you for taking interest in our line of womens underwear. We may be able to fashion for you what you are calling a “wet suit”, although it can be worn dry as well. I have just the skin that I think would fit your persona and is ooozing with penache and style that would be just right for a man(you are a man, right ? being from Australia, i thought maybe you were a kangaroo) of your status

We have just received a shipment of heyena road kill and are in the process of having the vultures pickin the meat. For that third leg of yours, I was think that the horn of a kudu would do nicely.

Thanks again for you interest in our line of womens panties.

Ps… i’m actually a dude from Oklahoma, Texas, florida and lived in Australia and hawaii sometime. i am actually a teamster. my typing isnt’ that good. i am currently hunting in botswana.

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“dude” is e dud spelt backwards …looks like that’s what I scored …again ???

…did you have something like THIS in mind for yourself d** , oops… “overboard” ??

hehe

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so , following up on our recent get together , HOW’S the er ‘suit’ coming along , please Chinga ??

cheers …you GO girl !

ben

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I don’t know what was smoked for this thread… but whatever it is , keep choofing and this thread will go into the greatest book of records for absolute mad ravings?!

That… or silly_paul will cotton onto it, share what him and benny are smoking… possibly combine the two and god knows where this thread will go… or does he?

Piece

Big LL!

But the big question is… could you smoke while surfing?

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“do you smoke after sex ?”

I don’t know , I haven’t looked …"

[ I sure feel HOT sometimes, though …]

keeping swaylocks locked …ummm… I mean ‘light’ !

ben