to what ends II

ok

cracked cats cradle

by vandergghot

and after eight or ten sessions on the throne got to the ICE NINE CHAPTER

the excercise is about pure science/research

get it ?

not new improved toothbrushes or windshield wipers

the ice nine was to cure muck for marines

there was a general that was tired of slogging through it

and beset the pure research hero of the facility on the problem.

so any whey

the answers will float to the top

if allowed to do so.

design peramiters are prescribed by the users 'popular ’ criterion

I.E.facination with air drops.>

facination with roof riding.>

facination with landing a floaters outside the impact zone so as to be seen clearly by a crowd of cheering onlookers!

this is being done

to what ends/

the desired end pursued

is financial professionalism I.E. make money

the parity with pro golph

was the carrot before the proverbial cart puller

the un forseen prat falls[pit falls}

water security teams intimidating

ego driven competitors

competitive drive perverting the"spirit "of the basic activity

[see john scott manifesto]

so to what ends?

we are all gonna die sometime .

what will make us HAPPIEST?

the biggest wave?

the hollowest wave?

the longest tube?

barely missing the cliff?

beating everyone to the beach again?

finding a new spot?

the mellowest situation?

sharing waves?

hogging all the waves?

watching girls smile?

helping kids smile?

taking an obtuse broad range of life forms surfing for oe time in their lives?

there are as many criterion as there are people,case closed.

so lets pose a liveable criterion that has an open end

allowing for an entire life span

from cradle to machismo to adlepated crone

and the whole time

allowing the integration

of many individuals

to share in the beauty and uplifting nature

of the benevolent ocean

start from the end and count back

skip the psychopathic guiltless

all the waves for me attitudes

in the end

it is just not possible

for an 85 year old

mafia don to have

all the waves

even wit a cache

of musscle and rockets

die at thirty nine

as the greatest brawler of the former century

and this is possible.

athough dieing under a bridge of liver damage

and dispondant is not a noble death.

the drunken brawlers will sing your praises for years

but a short sighted evolved alternative death.

lets fix on somthing greater.

lets fix on another damn good ride

challenged, uncrowded,uncontested{not hastling or dropping in on another}

I just flashed the genome I have inherited

that this may effect me!

is that pioneer gene?

that made em leave england,scotland,

virginia,marion ohio,galveston[after the flood of 1860]

millville ore.,shasta. hat creek and finally me leaving san francisco.

avoid confrontation and be free to explore,perhaps via pure research

to find the tranquility of mind in a continuously more crowded world

we must come to grips with.

a good time is had by ALL

that is what I wish to have from this here surfing

experience

and this overlaps well with

ancient surfing and future surfing

there is plenty of surf.

lets all die happy with out the ANGST

go with the current,

in the flow,

through the bowl,

make the wave ,

dont choke ,

dont cutback,

dont blow the clean line,

flub a cutback,

spin out ,

get droped in on,

yell at a girl and make her cry,

go surfin and

make yourself happier and

make every one yu meet happier and

like ice nine this whole damn material world

will eventually be better than it could have been.

…ambrose…

…what can one person do in a mere 85 years…

…maybe a hundred an fifty…

…somthing nice…

at the risk of sounding hedonistic …

“to what ends ?”

"having FUN yet ? " [we’re only here for a short time …may as well enjoy it ].

As a mate of mine says , “any day six foot ABOVE ground is a good one” …

ben

I want to run through the halls of my High School.

I want to shout at the top of my lungs.

I just found out there is no such thing as a real world.

Just a lie that we have to rise above…

John Mayer.

If you try to follow every dream you might get lost.

Neil Young.

Transcript, October 7, 2005

DAVID BRANCACCIO: NOW on PBS.

His is a chaotic universe…remember SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE and CAT’S CRADLE? Kurt Vonnegut is back.

KURT VONNEGUT: We’ve killed the planet, the life support system. And it’s so damaged that there’s no recovery from that. We’re very soon going to run out of petroleum which powers everything’s that modern-Razzmatazz about America."

DAVID BRANCACCIO: He’s on the bestseller list this week with powerful words about the state of the world and the failure of politics.

KURT VONNEGUT: It’s the winners. And then everybody else is the losers. And, the winners divided into two parties. The Republicans and the Democrats.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Vonnegut on life, democracy, and the importance of being funny.

BRANCACCIO: Welcome to a special edition of NOW.

This country has been through a lot in the last month and we’ve been out there covering it.

But I’m thinking its time to pause for the big picture and when the brilliant and irascible Kurt Vonnegut said he was up for an interview, we jumped at the chance.

It’s rare to get to sit across the table from a giant. Do yourself a favor and read SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE again …like now, this weekend.

Before it’s too late.

Mr. Vonnegut has a new book challenging us to think about how life works or doesn’t work. He’s 82, but I’ll tell you what, he’s still a total riot.

And this icon of American literature has got some choice words for our political parties, our president, and our planet.

Mr. Vonnegut, thanks for coming by.

KURT VONNEGUT: My pleasure.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: How’s life?

KURT VONNEGUT: Well, it’s practically over, thank God.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: For Heaven’s sake.

KURT VONNEGUT: I’m 80-- I’m practically 83. It won’t be that much more of-- for me to put up with. I don’t think.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Well, you were writing about maybe you want to sue your cigarette companies? You smoked all those years and there’s a warning on the package saying that this will –

KURT VONNEGUT: Brown and Williams, on their package, promise to kill me. And they haven’t done it. I mean, here I am 83.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: False advertisers on the cigarettes?

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: You know as I grabbed every Kurt Vonnegut I could find to re-read–

KURT VONNEGUT: Uh-huh.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: --knowing you were coming. I was looking at the beginning of SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE.

KURT VONNEGUT: Uh-huh.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: The good uncle in that novel complains that people tend not to notice when they’re happy.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Maybe the character’s right. You don’t notice when the good stuff that’s around us.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah. Well, this was my uncle Alex. And I had a good uncle and a bad uncle. The bad uncle was Dan. But the good uncle was Alex. And what he found objectionable about human beings was they never noticed it when they were really happy.

So, whenever he was really happy, you know he could be sitting around in the shade in the summertime in the shade of an apple tree, and drinking lemonade and talking. Just sort of this back-and-forth buzzing like honey bees. And Uncle Alex would all of a sudden say; If this isn’t nice what is? And then we’d realize how happy we were and we might have missed it.

And the bad Uncle Dan was when I came home from the war which I was quite painful. He clapped me on the back and said; You’re a man now. I wanted to kill kill 'em.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: So you weren’t just in the war.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: You actually were a POW.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: In Dresden during the fire bombing.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Famously. So that’s what it took to make you a man?

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: In this uncle’s view.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. Well, he’d been made a man during the first World War in the trenches.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: You didn’t actually kill 'em though.

KURT VONNEGUT: No. He would have been the first German I killed.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Your experience as a soldier must give you great empathy for what our soldiers are going through right now. Because whether or not a person agrees with the logic behind this war in Iraq. Or vehemently thinks it’s a bad idea. Everybody agrees that it’s hell for those guys and those women.

KURT VONNEGUT: Well, not only that, it’s a-- they’re being sent on fools errands, and there aren’t enough of them. And I’ve read that they go on patrols and they’re in awful danger. And the patrols accomplish almost nothing. And so sure, that’s a nonsensical war. That isn’t how you fight.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: It strikes me that maybe you are not the biggest fan of the president of the United States at this juncture?

KURT VONNEGUT: Well he is what it in my grade school, we would’ve called a twit. And in my high school, we would’ve called a twit. And and so I’m sorry we have such a person as president.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: But just short of that, there must be things that you think the current administration has done wrong that has so upset you.

KURT VONNEGUT: Well, yes, it doesn’t know anything about military science. Doesn’t know anything about science. You know, global warming, they just don’t believe it. And my lord, to send 143,000 soldiers, or whatever it is to occupy a country of what? Several million? Is I-- what, it’s seven million, you think?

It’s preposterous. I knew better than that. Although the highest rank I ever held was corporal. And so these people don’t know anything about anything. They’re incompetent. And, so, yes, they are getting a lot of our guys killed. But, also, they’ve emptied our treasuries. You know, we can’t fix our roads. We can’t fix the schools.

It’s my dream of America with great public schools. I thought we should be the envy of the world with our public schools. And I went to such a public school. So I knew that such a school was possible. Shortridge High School in Indianapolis. Produced not only me, but the head writer on the I LOVE LUCY show.

And, my God, we had a daily paper. We had a debating team. Had a fencing team. We had a chorus, a jazz band, a serious orchestra. And all this with a Great Depression going on. And I wanted everybody to have such a school. And, yeah, we could afford it if we didn’t spend all the money on weaponry.

But I brought something.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Oh.

KURT VONNEGUT: It’s a message for the president. Is it alright if I read it?

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Yeah, for the President of the United States?

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. I want to get it right.

I am now an elder in this, the greatest democracy in the history of the world. I will be 83 in November. I am a member of what has been called “the Greatest Generation.” I am a combat infantry veteran with a Purple Heart and a Battle Star. And I now want to put my president on notice. And I am talking about impeachment.

Enough is enough. If he commits oral sex in the Oval Office and I don’t care with whom-- that will be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Out he goes.

There. I’ve thrown down the gauntlet. That be treason, make the most of it.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: But impeachment, that’s strong words. What do you want to impeach him for?

KURT VONNEGUT: For oral sex in the Oval Office. I said that–

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Wasn’t that the other guy?

KURT VONNEGUT: Well-- I don’t know. That’s the standard now. That’s the precedent. Is-- is the one unforgivable thing a president could do.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Why has the president angered you so?

KURT VONNEGUT: Well, because he shouldn’t be president. Is-- we ought to have a stronger person. And he’s obviously an actor in a made for TV movie. And other people are, in fact, telling him what to say.

Of course, we have only a one party government. It’s the winners. And then everybody else is the losers. And, the winners divided into two parties. The Republicans and the Democrats.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Well, you write in the book you say that the last election, the two leading candidates were two C students from Yale, as you put it.

KURT VONNEGUT: Two members of Skull and Bones at Yale, for God’s sake. If I mean, that’s what a charade the combat between the Republicans and the Democrats is. It’s rich kids. Winners on both sides. So the winners can’t lose. And, of course, the losers have no representation in Congress or whatever.

But look, yeah. We had to choose between two members of Skull and Bones? What about if we had to choose between two members of Sigma Chi at Purdue? Wouldn’t somebody have said what a minute. What the hell happened here?

DAVID BRANCACCIO: But you’re saying you don’t see senior political figures really, anybody representing the interests of people who are struggling?

KURT VONNEGUT: No, are not representing the American people. And, so there are people who made a hell of a lot of money one way or another. Making it during the war, incidentally. As you know, maybe the war is a bad idea. But some people are making a ton of money off of it. And they want to hang on to whatever they’ve got. And so they bank roll political campaigns for both Republicans and Democrats. Look, we’re awful animals. We can start with that. You know, it’s a whole human experiment, if that’s what we are.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: That heart-- at heart, we’re awful?

KURT VONNEGUT: Look, we after two World Wars and the holocaust and the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and after the Roman games and after the Spanish Inquisition and after burning witches, the public-- shouldn’t we call it off? I mean, we are a disease and should be ashamed of ourselves.

And so, yeah, I think we ought to stop reproducing. But since we’re not going to do that, I think the planet’s immune system is trying to get rid of us.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: The planet is sort of trying to shed us as if we are some sort of toxin.

KURT VONNEGUT: Look, I’ll tell you. It’s one thing that no cabinet had ever had, is a Secretary Of The Future. And there are no plans at all for my grandchildren and my great grandchildren.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: That’s a great idea. In other words a Cabinet post–

KURT VONNEGUT: Well, it’s too late! Look, the game is over! The game is over. We’ve killed the planet, the life support system. And, and it’s so damaged that there’s no recovery from that. And we’re very soon going to run out of petroleum which powered everything that’s modern. Razzmatazz about America. And, and it was very shallow people who imagined that we could keep this up indefinitely. But when I tell others, they say; Well, look there’s-- you said hydrogen fuel. Nobody’s working on it.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: No one is working seriously on it is what you’re saying.

KURT VONNEGUT: That’s right. And, and what, our energy people, presidents of our companies, energy companies never think. All they wanna do is make a lot of money right now.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: If you accept your idea that it is a horrible world out there. And people are tribal, people are greedy, people are cruel, then you can also conclude that, well, Americans didn’t invent that.

And I remember-- I know someone wrote you in the book-- and you mention someone wrote you this letter. Saying we need to be armed against all the badness that you see. You know, with Iraq. The threat is on a bigger scale than Al Qaeda, the guy wrote to you. And he-- and he writes, “Should we sit back, be little children, and sit in fear and just wait?” We need to take military action, is the implication.

KURT VONNEGUT: No we don’t. No we don’t. Is we should be-- somebody else has to declare war first. If we’re in the-- of course, Iraq never attacked us.

KURT VONNEGUT: I have one more thing I wanted to read. It has something different.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Something in the other pocket, too?

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Alright.

KURT VONNEGUT: You know, Christianity is very big now in particular-- and our president, of course, is a Christian. These are words I never hear.

Blessed are the poor in spirit. For theirs is kingdom of heaven. This isn’t original.

Blessed are they that mourn. For they shall be comforted. Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the Earth. Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness for they shall be filled. Blessed are the merciful for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers. For they shall be called the children of God.

Not exactly a Republican platform.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: These, of course, are called the Beatitudes.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: From the Holy Bible.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: It’s interesting. It tends to be Ten Commandments, not the Beatitudes in modern day America.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. Well, not only that, it’s an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth justifies a lot of violence. On the part of many different societies. But actually, that’s from the Code of Hammurabi. And what he was trying to do was cut down in violence in his society. In Babylonia.

And saying, look, okay you’re a real man. You got to get revenge, I guess. But this much and no more. Otherwise, Babylon is going to-- we’re just going to be people getting revenge. Revenge is going to become the chief business.

And I-- about Moses-- I wish he had come down off the mountain and — with word from God that hey, we’ve got to cut down on revenge, too. Because revenge is bad news. It’s a very bad emotion. And again, we have Jesus. Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Imagine that on a wall in the White House?

No, it’s we must get revenge. And, of course, the armaments manufacturers — what we used to call merchants of death are — making a lot of money out of this.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: It’s interesting. You normally describe yourself as, I think, a humanist.

KURT VONNEGUT: Absolutely. It’s my ancestral religion. It’s my ancestors who came over here from the north of Germany during the Civil War. One of 'em lost a leg and went back to Germany. But anyway, they were free thinkers. They had been Catholics. And, but science had impressed them that the priest didn’t know what he was talking about, often, and so they were free thinkers.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: What does it mean to you to be a humanist in this day and age?

KURT VONNEGUT: Well, to admire the hell out of Jesus Christ or of everyone who speaks well. And, well my grandfather said is-- if-- what Jesus said was marvelous. What does it matter whether he was God or not? And it doesn’t matter. So this is a human being who spoke extremely well, and we humanists listened.

Not only am I the honorary president of the American Humanist Association, preaching the sermon on the mount. I’m also announcing that the world is about to end. And, that is the world as we know it, surely. One, we’re destroying it as a life-support system.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Destroying the environment.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. And I wrote a poem about that-- which was published, incidentally, by the Bertrand Russell Peace Foundation on their cover. But the poem goes, "The crucified planet earth. Should it find a voice? And the sense of irony might now well say of our abuse of it. Forgive them father, they know not what they do. The irony would be that we know what we’re doing. And when the last living thing has died on account of us, how shapely it would be, how poetical if the Earth could say in a voice floating up, perhaps from the floor of the Grand Canyon; It is done.

People did not like it here. And they don’t and they shouldn’t.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: If we’re despoiling our surroundings, it must mean that we don’t respect it.

KURT VONNEGUT: No. We don’t. And I think most people have an awful time here. And, I have said on behalf of all animals, is life is no way to treat an animal. It hurts too much.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Mr. Vonnegut, how does a man stay funny when he thinks the world stinks like this?

KURT VONNEGUT: He smokes.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Is that the secret to humor?

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. Yeah, it helps a lot.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Well, I want to ask you about this. You ask in the book a question that actually you don’t answer so I want to -

KURT VONNEGUT: I’m old.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: But I want to-- think about answering this one. You write “what can be said to our young people now that psychopathic personalities — which is to say persons without consciences, without senses of pity or shame — have taken all the money in the treasuries of our government and corporations and made it their own?” What can we say to younger people who have their whole lives ahead of them?

KURT VONNEGUT: Well, you are human beings. Resourceful. Form a little society of your own. And, hang out with them. Get a gang.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: You’re preaching getting into gangs?

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. Well, look, it’s–

DAVID BRANCACCIO: A good gang.

KURT VONNEGUT: Look, I don’t mean to intimidate you, but I have a master’s degree in anthropology.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: I’m intimidated.

KURT VONNEGUT: From the University of Chicago-- as did Saul Bellow, incidentally. But anyway, one thing I found out was that we need extended families. We need gangs. And, of course, if they’re tribes and clans and so forth have been dispersed by the industrial revolution by people looking for work wherever they can find it. And a nuclear family, a man, a woman and kids and a dog and cat is no survival scheme at all. Horribly vulnerable.

So yes, I tell people to formulate a little gang. And, you know, you love each other.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: You know, I think I have found, at least, some evidence that at heart you’re a bit of an optimist and here’s, here’s my proof here. In the new book, there is a picture of yourself that you drew here.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Some of your artwork. And that’s definitely you. Iconic image of Kurt Vonnegut. But I looked that you-- drew it on some old stationary, it looks like. It says Saab Cape Cod. Kurt Vonnegut, manager?

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes, I was in the Saab business. As I think I was one among the very first Saab dealers in the United States.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: That’s an act of optimism-- selling one of those things back then. Those are weird cars.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes, they certainly were. And, and-- it’s why I never got a Swedish car. That’s why I never got a Nobel Prize. Of course, a lot of people ask me how come you never got a Nobel Prize?

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Well, why not?

KURT VONNEGUT: Huh? Because I spoke so ill of the Swedish car Saab which was a stinker back then. And now, of course, it’s-- there’s a convertible. I guess is the ultimate yuppie canoe.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: You know, here we are talking about technology. Cars–

KURT VONNEGUT: Uh-huh.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: You’re a bit of a Luddite?

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. Absolutely. I — all the new technology seems redundant to me. I was quite happy with the United States mail service. And, I don’t even have an answering machine, for God’s sake.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Sounds un-American to me.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah, well, certainly, for a science fiction writer. But Ray Bradbury can’t even drive.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: So you have one up on him if you were selling Saabs.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: There’s a little sweet moment, I’ve got to say, in a very intense book-- your latest-- in which you’re heading out the door and your wife says what are you doing? I think you say-- I’m getting-- I’m going to buy an envelope.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: What happens then?

KURT VONNEGUT: Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.

I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around.

And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Well you wrote in the book about this. You write; What makes being a live almost worthwhile–

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: --for me besides music, was all the Saints I met who could be anywhere. By ‘Saints’ I meant people who behaved decently, in a strikingly indecent society.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yes. Their acts of kindness and reason. On a very-- on a face-to-face. On a very local.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: On a human level.

KURT VONNEGUT: Yeah. On a human level. And, oh, I’ve also spoken about you, know you’ve heard of ‘original sin.’ Well, I also, I call attention to original virtue. Some people are born to be nice, and they’re gonna be nice all their lives, no matter what.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: Well, I think it’s easy to notice that some moments with you Mr. Vonnegut add up to I think a magic moment. Thank you very much.

KURT VONNEGUT: Well, I had a hell of a good time I must say. If this isn’t nice I don’t know what is.

DAVID BRANCACCIO: The legendary man of American letters, Kurt Vonnegut. His latest book is called; A MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY.


BRANCACCIO: Next week on NOW, we’ll go to Minnesota, for a look at one of biggest issues faced by people from Caribou, Maine to Baja, California: is there enough money for our retirement?

This time, it’s the precarious state of many pension plans, how they got that way, and what the government should be doing about it.

RETIREE: And I had money coming. And, and yet I wasn’t getting it.

BRANCACCIO: And that’s it for now. From New York, I’m David Brancaccio. We’ll see you next week.

Shock Wave (Anti) Warrior

From Future Shock to The Third Wave to his new book War and Anti-War, Alvin Toffler has been shocking us with his descriptions of the future.

By Peter Schwartz

For twenty-five years, Alvin Toffler has been shocking us with his descriptions of the future. From Future Shock to The Third Wave , Toffler has argued that we are involved in nothing less than a change of civilization - as profound as that from hunter-gatherer to agricultural, from agricultural to industrial. Now back with a new book, War and Anti-War, Toffler is as provocative as ever, as he examines the increasingly bloody consequences of cultures in collision as the Digital Revolution gathers force.

The most successful futurists don’t predict the future. They make their fortune by interpreting the present in a new way - a way that makes more sense and seems more conventional the farther into the future one goes. Alvin Toffler made his fortune by explaining the strange dread people were beginning to feel about rapid technological change in the late 1960s. The official future was supposed to be groovy, but few felt that way. In 1965, Toffler called the dread “future shock” and then so christened his soon-to- be best-selling book in 1970. A decade later Toffler followed up with another best-selling study of the present time, called Third Wave. It painted a portrait of a world being reconstructed by information. Powershift appeared the next decade - which late 1980s Toffler saw in a new global perspective where knowledge begot the Haves while ignorance begot the Have Nots.

It’s now 1993. Change has accelerated and Toffler has published his once-a- decade blockbuster book three years into the decade. Called War and Anti- War, it is co-authored by his wife, Heidi Toffler, who also co-authored the earlier books. Their new book is about learning from war, and about how we can engineer peace with the same technology we are using to make money and war.

At one time, both Heidi and Alvin Toffler worked in grimy factories and on assembly lines in the Midwest. This, they said, “provided a graduate course in reality after our university years.” Since the success of their earlier books, they have had access to most of the world’s leaders. Late this past summer Alvin Toffler spoke to futurist Peter Schwartz on assignment from Wired. Schwartz, co-founder of the Global Business Network, advises the Pentagon and large corporations on how to adapt to the new realities of an information-based world. Toffler, quiet but confident, listened as much as he talked. As he tried to describe this moment in history, he seemed to always have in mind Joe and Jane Sixpack, confused by the present and worried about their jobs. - Kevin Kelly

PETER SCHWARTZ:

You’ve been writing publicly about the future for a quarter of a century. It’s almost exactly 25 years since Future Shock. I recently had my 25th college reunion, and I was asked to give the speech. So I looked back and asked, “What did we expect was going to happen, but didn’t?” If you look back now, what were the important things that really surprised you? I mean, the really big things that you didn’t anticipate?

ALVIN TOFFLER:

When we go back to Future Shock, the central errors that we can find are (a) it was not radical enough, although it was seen as extremely radical at the time, and (b) we made the mistake of believing the economists of the time. They were saying, as you may recall, we’ve got this problem of economic growth licked. All we need to do is fine-tune the system. And we bought it.

We said, quite correctly, that the period we are moving into is not the period of the crisis of communism or the crisis of capitalism, but the general crisis of industrialism. We were right However, we did not yet see the tremendous economic upheavals that implied. We thought, okay, we’ve got that problem solved, let’s go on to other problems. We were young, and still willing to listen to linear economic extrapolations.

I’m not sure everybody got the basic argument of Future Shock. We were not only saying that accelerating change is hard to adapt to, but that acceleration itself has effects on the system. The ability to adapt isn’t dependent entirely on whether you’re going in what you would regard as a happy direction or an unhappy direction. It’s the speed itself that compels a change in the rate of decision making, and all decision systems have limits as to how fast they can make complex decisions. That takes us to the computer. The early assumptions were that the giant brain was going to solve our problem for us, that it was going to get all this information together and that therefore life would be simplified. What it overlooked was the fact that computers also complexify reality. And of course this was a great disappointment to the Soviets because they were going to centrally plan their thing with a big computer.

PS:

There were three big things that surprised my reunion class: the collapse of the Soviet Union, the rise of the role of women in society, and the fact that powerful computers became personal computers.

AT:

And the demise of space.

PS:

Definitely. Look, I’m an astronautic engineer by education. I was going to go to work in the space program. I wanted to be an astronaut. So this is particularly painful to say, but space turned out to be a bore. Pretty pictures from Jupiter, that’s about it. After that it goes downhill pretty fast.

AT:

It’s not over.

PS:

It’s pretty close to over

AT:

Think longer, longer, longer.

PS:

Very long, yes. But for the next half-century or so, space means telecommunications. Space hotels is another story.

AT:

I once had a class of 15-year-old high school kids and I gave them index cards, and I said, “Write down seven things that will happen in the future.” They said there would be revolutions and presidents would be assassinated, and we would all drown in ecological sludge. A very dramatic series of events. But I noticed that of the 198 items that they handed in, only six used the word “I.” So I gave them another set of cards, and I said, “Now I want you to write down seven things that are going to happen to you.” Back came, “I will be married when I’m 21,” “I will live in the same neighborhood, I will have a dog.” And the disjuncture between the world that they were seeing out there and their own presuppositions was amazing We thought about this, and concluded on the basis of just guesswork that the image of reality that they’re getting from the media is one of high-speed rapid change, and the image that they’re getting in their classrooms is one of no change at all.

The collapse of the Soviet Union was not among the big surprises for us. The economist Ludwig von Mises wrote in the 1920s that the Achilles heel of socialism was what he called the problem of “calculation,” which we would translate today to mean information or knowledge. Basically he was saying it was not possible for them to know everything they needed to know to centrally plan the economy. The early stage of industrialization - which usually involves heavy investment and the production of capital goods - is the easy part. The hard part comes when you’ve got to distribute the goods. For that you need more and more information, but the Soviets created a system which guaranteed the falsification of the information they received. Statistics coming in from every industry in the Soviet Union were a pack of lies.

Marx said that a “revolutionary situation” arose in a country when its political and property relations stifled economic and technological progress. And that was exactly what was happening in the Soviet Union. Which is why, as early as 1982 or 1983, we said that the Soviets faced a revolutionary crisis.

PS:

If you were sitting here 25 years from now, what do you think would really surprise you? You would look back, you’d say, “Oh my, I wish we’d seen that.”

AT:

At one level my guess would be something biological. Something out of the genetics revolution, something that we just can’t imagine now.

PS:

Have you tried to imagine the world on the other side of biological control? Of what it would be like not too far off, maybe in the next 30 years when we’re going to be able to control genetic material?

AT:

I think that our existing political and moral structures are going to explode. There’s nothing that remotely prepares us to cope with say, armies equipped with genetically engineered, race-specific weapons or, for that matter, governments capable of practical eugenics. It’s going to be a strange world.

PS:

My wife runs the egg-donor program for in vitro fertilization at Alta Bates Hospital. She plays God every day. She picks women to provide eggs to recipients, and determines their kids from that point.

AT:

How about the South African grandmother who bore the eggs of her daughter? So she is grandmother and mother of the same child. That just begins to give a pale hint of the possibilities.

PS:

I’ll just give you a really practical example. The other day a donor came in. She was perfect in every way, except her mother had been a serious alcoholic. Is this alcoholism inheritable? Is it genetic? Does she warn the receiving mother?

AT:

I’ll tell you what I think hangs in the balance of all of this. For 300 years we have had a scientific ethos that says “information is good” - and the more we know the better. I believe we’re heading into an era when there’s going to be enormous pressure to block out, to prevent further development of certain kinds of knowledge.

PS:

Well, we already have it. The opposition to the mutant tomato is the first hint of that in a very big, big way.

AT:

It’s informational Ludditism. Yet, on the other hand, I can understand the fears that say, do you really want everybody to know how to make a nuclear weapon? I don’t think so.

PS:

Michael Crichton once made the interesting point that to make a nuclear weapon requires a governmental-type infrastructure, but to make a square tomato -

AT:

Or a biological or genetic weapon, takes zilch by comparison.

Third-Wave Change

AT:

Information, including misinformation, will change the world militarily and economically. If we look at global power, in the broadest sense, the most basic division in the world was not between East and West, but between industrial and nonindustrial powers. Between first wave or agrarian countries, and second wave or industrial countries. That two-way split in world power has dominated the planet for 300 years. What is happening now is a process of what we call trisection. The world system is splitting into three parts - three different layers or tiers - or more accurately three different civilizations.

Of course, you’ll continue to have agrarian countries and you’ll continue to have the mass-manufacturing cheap-labor suppliers, at least for a transitional period. But we are also rapidly developing a chain of info- intensive countries whose economics depend not on the hoe or the assembly- line but on brainpower. The people reading Wired are children of this third wave of change. It is an entirely new civilization that is still in its infancy.

We call it a civilization because it’s not just the technology that’s changing. The entire culture is in upheaval. All the social institutions designed for the second wave - for a mass production, mass media, mass society - are in crisis. The health system, the family system, the education system, the transportation system, various ecological systems - along with our value and epistemological systems. All of them.

And the emerging third-wave civilization is going to collide head-on with the old first and second civilizations. One of the things we ought to learn from history is that when waves of change collide they create countercurrents. When the first and the second wave collided we had civil wars, upheavals, political revolutions, forced migrations. The master conflict of the 21st century will not between cultures but between the three supercivilizations - between agrarianism and industrialism and post- industrialism.

Each of these have different interests. They need different resources. They view reality from different perspectives. Even their conceptions of time, and of history, differ.

We live in an accelerating, almost real-time environment, and it’s hard to comprehend the attitudes of the Serbs, say, or the Jews and the Arabs still fighting about wars that took place a thousand years ago.

PS:

Or the guys who burned the mosque in Amritzar who said, "Well, we finally got even for the Moguls "

AT:

Yeah, the conception of time is very important, and it’s related to the shifts from agrarianism to industrialism and now to third-wave civilization.

The reason we chose the phrase “third wave” rather than saying “the information age” or “the computer age,” or “the space age,” or whatever, is that the changes we denominate as third wave are changes in every aspect of the civilization. We thought that by saying “computer age” or “digital age” we’d be focusing on a single parameter. The second thing about waves is, you can have more than one wave of change moving through a society at the same time. And, if you then extend that idea you can find many countries today in which you see multiple waves moving through simultaneously. The primary example is Brazil, where, on the one hand, they’re still killing off tribal populations to make room for agriculture. So the agricultural revolution of the first wave is still playing itself out, residually, in Brazil. You also see tremendous traditional smokestack development, and you even see the beginnings of the third wave.

It is not conceivable to me that the revolution we’re now going through - which is in my view even deeper, and faster, than the industrial revolution - is going to occur smoothly. It cannot. Therefore there is a high potential for conflict between interests with stakes in the different waves, just as the rising industrial, commercial bourgeoisie came into conflict with the feudal, land-based power.

Micro-war

AT:

Much has been made and written about the globalization of technology and the fact that computers are made in six countries, with parts from here and there. We know that certain technologies are getting so big and expensive that they are essentially syndicated out among different regions and countries in order for us to be able to afford them. But not a lot has been said about the counter-process, which is just as important - that an increasing number of sophisticated technologies are increasingly small and cheap. You no longer need national markets to justify them.

Siemens had this printed-board circuit with a lot-size of one. We’re beyond the age of mass production, into what some call “mass customization.” The problem with the term “mass customization” is it applies more narrowly to production. We use the term “demassification” because it applies to all those sectors I talked about before: family structure, communications, and so forth. Mass society was a product of the industrial revolution. As the industrial revolution and industrial institutions collapse all around us, what we’re witnessing is the demassification of mass society. I’m not suggesting a sort of magical dematerialization of society - surely we’ll need things. But the way we make those things will require so much more symbolic processing - that’s where the value comes from.

The example we frequently use, and everybody gets right away, is: When I was a kid if you took a snapshot you had to send it to Rochester or to Kodak to have it processed. Now you go to Fotomat on your street corner. That technology has now been decentralized and Polaroid puts it in your hand. Right? So, we went from a technology that required a national market to make it economically viable, to a technology which requires a local market.

If we begin to put very powerful, small, cheap technologies into regions and cities to make them economically viable in a way they never were, it might increase conflict. The cultural, ethnic and regional differences, which are now the source of argument, but which are opposed by many on the grounds that they make no economic sense, could very well make economic sense at some time in the future. This is why you might see conflict in, say, Europe.

PS:

I found the title of your new book intriguing: War and Anti-War?

AT:

The thesis is very simple. The way you make war is the way you make wealth. If you change the way you make wealth, you inevitably change the way you make war. And if you change the way you make war, you ought to be thinking about changing the way you make peace.

War was initiated by the agrarian revolution, or in our terminology “the first wave of change.” With the coming of the industrial revolution, particularly the French Revolution and Napoleon, you begin to get mass production, you begin to get mass conscription. You begin to get machine guns for the machine society. With mass production, you get mass destruction - industrialized warfare. And if we are now in the process of transforming the way we create wealth, from the industrial to the informational, or call it whatever you wish, there is a parallel change taking place with warfare, of which the Gulf War gives only the palest, palest little hint. The transition actually started back in the late-1970s, early-1980s, to a new form of warfare based on information superiority. It mirrors the way the economy has become information-dependent.

An important part of this will be what we call “knowledge strategies” - social knowledge strategies, national knowledge strategies, and so on. In military terms there will be attempts to coordinate all the knowledge- intensive activities of the military from education and training to high- precision weaponry to espionage to everything that involves the mind - propaganda - into coherent strategies.

PS:

What about anti-war?

AT:

The same thing has to happen to the way we make peace. More and more peace will depend on the acquisition, processing, dissemination, and control of knowledge. Whether we’re talking about satellite surveillance of troop movements, or brain drains of nuclear scientists, or more refined sensors, knowledge is at the heart of peace. Here’s just one example. It took two years for the United States to decide it ought to set up Radio Free Serbia. Instead of debating whether the world should send ground troops to the Balkans, or whether to use airstrikes, we should have been using information and information technology to strengthen the peace forces and moderates that exist in Serbia, Croatia, and Bosnia - but who have no access to the media.

PS:

So, instead of airdropping food, we ought to be airdropping -

AT:

We ought to be dropping receivers Transmitters. Laptops. Fax machines. Camcorders. Tape. We could have parked a transmitter right off the coast and bombarded the countryside with peace propaganda or at least moderating information. Or just plain news. Indeed, the question is, where the hell was CNN? Where the hell was NHK? Where was BBC? If they just broadcast into there -

PS:

Sure. Back in '87 I was interviewing Gorbachev’s chief science advisor, Velakoff, and he was saying that his most important priority was getting enough satellite dishes distributed around the Soviet Union so that when the inevitable coup came, Moscow could no longer control the airwaves. And that is exactly what happened Exactly what happened. On the day of the coup in Moscow, they went for the TV station but it didn’t matter any more. 'Cause you could get CNN everywhere.

But there’s another side to all this, though, in terms of the war/anti-war issue. If you look around the world today, you can list approximately 51 significant conflicts going on somewhere at any given time. US military forces are active in about five places. But big conflict, big war seems to be a thing of the past. Are we in a new era of lots of persistent low-level conflicts, what could be called the “era of chaos wars”?

AT:

Well, look at it this way. We’re going through a structural transformation - which you can call postmodern, post-industrial, “the third wave,” whatever - and one of the characteristics of that change is the demassification of production. We go from “everything has to be the same” to custom production, small-run niche production. If you look at the marketplace, we go from mass distribution and mass markets to niche markets. And if you look at war we’re going to niche economies and niche warfare.

PS:

But then if you carry the idea of niche wars further -

AT:

But, let me say we do not accept the idea that that means big wars are finished. And we do not accept the common assumption that there is a kind of zone of peace - that democracies don’t fight. First of all, who says they stay democracies? And second of all, democracies in the past have fought and democracies could fight in the future.

PS:

But, let’s carry the metaphorical line of niche wars that you’ve laid out there a little further. One of the phenomena we see with the advent of information technology and markets is the ability to deal with smaller and smaller and smaller niches until we have what we think of as the segment of one.

AT:

That’s right And that segment of one will have his own nuke.

PS:

Well, so my question is, do we end up going the other way in the sense we won’t target a country, we won’t target a division, but we do target a military leader?

AT:

Exactly That’s exactly what we say we didn’t do vis-a-vis Saddam, but what we will do. In fact there is a kind of dialectic here. We’ve always believed that many of the changes that we identify as carrying us into a third-wave civilization, or whatever, actually re-create preindustrial conditions on a high-technology basis. And what you then see is individual assassination. That’s the way the Medicis did it It creates a scary world, certainly not a serene and stable world. And it does look a lot more like chaos theory than it does like equilibrium.

One of the key concepts which should give every member of Congress and the President pause is the dominant belief that the US is and will remain the sole global military superpower. After the Gulf War it looked as though the US would have a 10- to 15-year lead. But the fact is, the more knowledge- intensive military action becomes, the more nonlinear it becomes; the more a small input someplace can neutralize an enormous investment. And having the right bit or byte of information at the right place at the right time, in India or in Turkistan or in God knows where, could neutralize an enormous amount of military power somewhere else. So it is no longer necessary to match battalion with battalion, tank with tank, in order to neutralize the other guy.

PS:

But that implies a level of sophistication on the part of the governments, the intelligence and military organizations, even the media organizations involved, that in most countries is rare.

AT:

Don’t think in terms of countries. Think in terms of families. Think in terms of narco-traffickers. And think in terms of the very, very smart hacker sitting in Tehran.

PS:

Well, as you know, the Pentagon has become concerned with information war, but I think they’ve defined it fairly narrowly.

AT:

Yes, that’s our thesis. But there is an untold history here. If you look at all of our big companies, they’re trying to restructure like crazy. Not terribly many have been dramatically successful in going from demoralization to peak performance, but the US military has.

It’s gone from the pits of post-Vietnam, drug-drenched, corrupt, bloated bureaucracy into an elegant force.

The Revolt of the Rich

PS:

My company [GBN] just completed a major study on the future of Asia. And one of our conclusions was that China figures so largely in whatever happens, you can’t understand the future of Asia without understanding the future of China.

AT:

If that is the case, I think the future is very dire.

PS:

Dire in what sense?

AT:

Well, there is current euphoria about the growth of the Chinese economy. As I’m sure you know, The Economist recently did this 20-page pullout on China as the superpower of 2020. But our view is that linear trend extrapolation is the most treacherous form of forecasting. China-as- economic-superpower overlooks significant political, ethnic, and other issues. China’s rise to superpowerdom might be the most probable future, but one must never ignore improbable futures. If an improbable future has massive impact, you’d better not ignore it just because it seems improbable.

PS:

Exactly. That’s my business.

AT:

With the art of the long view, we should not look at China as it is today. And we should not assume that the transformation of China is a 2-, 3-, 4-, 5-year proposition. It took 10 years after the death of Tito for Yugoslavia to explode. We cannot expect China (or the Soviet Union ) - so much larger, much more complex - to settle down into some kind of stable political economic order in 10 years. We’re looking at a really long period of potential instabilities. Potentially serious instabilities.

Look at China. The most rapidly growing regions like Guangdong are becoming electronically plugged in to Taiwan and Singapore. The third wave is there, and it’s beginning to spread. You also have a lot of second wave muscle- based manufacturing still going on, and in agrarian regions like Guizhou you still have kids with swollen bellies. Like India and Brazil, China has all three civilizations within it pulling in different directions. And you have Beijing trying to keep control. Now, if I were sitting in southern China, and I spoke Cantonese and not Mandarin, just like the Taiwanese and the Singaporeans and the overseas Chinese, and some bureaucrat in Beijing said, “You’re going to have to do such-and-such,” I would say "Screw you " Which is in fact what they are saying Any attempt by Beijing to impose meaningful central control will lead to an explosion, and that could take many different forms.

PS:

Do you think that’s a necessary thing?

AT:

No. I regard it as a low-probability scenario, but one that would be a terrible mistake to ignore.

PS:

Well, you know, if you look at Chinese history, one of the ways to see it is a kind of rhythm of control between Beijing and the provinces, over centuries of centralization and decentralization, not by design, but just simply by the accretion of power and the challenges against it. And that this may be a period where the power is moving away from Beijing and back out again.

AT:

I don’t deny that pulsing at all. You can have this pulsing back and forth between centralization and decentralization in organizations, companies, countries, and cultures. The difference is this: It’s not just Beijing and the provinces now. The provinces are now allied with Vancouver, and Los Angeles, and Indonesia, and so on. So, it doesn’t work the same way.

There was, we were told, a novel by a Chinese author (who we believe is now in prison) that lays out the following scenario: Southern coastal China finds itself held back by Beijing and attempts to secede, allying itself with Taiwan and the overseas Chinese. That then leads to war, indeed nuclear war, as Beijing insists on maintaining its power.

The elites in the West have spent a century or two worrying about the revolt of the poor. But the next period is going to see a revolt of the rich.

Look at what happened to the Soviets. Ask yourself, who wanted to become independent and who wanted to stay? The regions and republics that wanted out were the Baltics, the Ukraine - those regions that were the most highly industrialized, the most developed, and the richest. Who wanted to stay? Kazakhstan, Turkistan, etc., etc., etc. The poor wanted in because Moscow was redistributing wealth to some degree, and the rich wanted out. They felt that Moscow was preventing their economic development. That is happening in Brazil today. You’ve got secessionist movements in the south, based in Porto Alegre. The southerners are saying, we produce more of the GNP, we pay more of the taxes. Who needs the rest of Brazil? And I believe that we’re going to see that replicated in China.

PS:

So if China is not careful, the future of China will be the rich seceding from the poor in the rest of the country. What advice would you give the Chinese leadership now on how to manage this transition to the third wave with minimum stress?

AT:

I would say, keep your hands off the growing regions. They’ve got a very difficult and almost contradictory task. They’ve got to keep the peasants’ situation improving and keep their hands off the growing parts of the economy. I think these are contradictory requirements. That was the magic of Deng Xiao Ping. When he first came in and talked about reform he said, we’re going to pay off the peasants. Agricultural reform was Number One, allowing them to market some part of their goods. That made him extremely popular. Only then, after he had enormous political support from the peasantry, did he then say, and now we’ve got to cut down the military. Gorbachev began to cut down the military without having a base. He never had an agricultural policy that won him support. He never had an industrial policy. He had an anti-vodka campaign, which turned everybody against him!

But there’s the whole underside of China, which is underreported and which is violent, which is seething with unrest, and which we never see because it’s frequently out in the boondocks. There’s a big invisible China. There are local provincial governments that are in the business of making rugs. And the way they do this is to create a barracks, and put 5,000 girls in the barracks. And the girls work seven days a week, and they do not get paid. They get a bed and they get three lousy meals. I’m not talking about prison labor. I mean, this is slavery. The tendency is for the Western media to write about the success stories and the parts of China that they have easiest access to, and the part that they understand the best.

We all know that Asia is the driving force of the world economy. But what would happen if Asia stopped growing economically? What would happen to Europe? What would happen to the United States? It would be disastrous Therefore, it is in our basic interest to maintain the continued economic and technological development in Asia. It’s also good for the human race, because it means we have the possibility to bring a billion people out of poverty. But from a narrower interest, it’s in our immediate economic interest to keep that going.

PS:

What could stop it?

AT:

The primary thing that could stop it would be “managed trade” - geo- economic manipulation - that leads to protectionist wars. The second thing that could stop it could be political instability. And, the third is military upheavals of one kind or another. Now, very few people have taken the trouble to notice that from Kazakhstan, to Pakistan, to India, to China, to Russia and possibly to North Korea, there is a nuclear ring around the Pacific. That’s the most nuclear-encircled region of the world. It has many centers of potential and actual instability, starting with India and Pakistan at one end of the arc, all the way over toward China on the other side, not to mention small places like the Philippines. And this is the moment when the United States contemplates reducing its military presence in the region, which is the only thing that has prevented arms races from exploding all over Asia at an even more rapid rate.

PS:

My impression is that this thinking has been taken very, very seriously, by Clinton, by Powell, and by Aspin. In fact a central question has become, “How we can help assure the stability of the region?” For example, I believe the Navy base in Subic Bay is going to move to Singapore, so there will be a base in Singapore. I think that will happen.

So the Soviet Union falls apart and maybe China too. What other countries are ready to spin off their rich?

AT:

If we’re talking about potential spinoffs, imagine Quebec finally taking the plunge.

PS:

They say, “We’ve had it with the English. We’re outta here.”

AT:

It’s not implausible. When Quebec goes, British Columbia and Alberta, say, “Well, there are a couple things we could do. We could try to join the United States, and become the 51st and 52nd states. But what’s so great about the United States? They’ve got troubles. Who needs all that? What we want to do is form a federation with the northwestern states: Oregon, Washington, and Alaska. If we do, we have the following: We have the basic ports for trade with Asia. We have oil, nuclear, lumber, fish, wheat, Boeing, and Microsoft. We immediately have the world’s biggest trade surplus.” It’s got a lot going for it.

PS:

A decade ago California could only go up. Now, California can only go down. Everybody’s very pessimistic about California. Immigration, crime, LA, environment, everybody’s leaving, the tax is too high, the government’s broke. You can come up with the list.

AT:

They’ve missed one thing. California is on the Pacific.

PS:

You think that’s the big thing?

AT:

I think that’s the big thing. The population of California is Asianizing. I think this is really healthy and really positive. I also think that you have a much more diverse economy there than you have in most other places. I think California is getting a bad rap from the mainstream - Eastern - media.

PS:

When I was at Shell Oil, we studied the future of a number of Latin American countries in 1985, shortly after the debt crisis. Mexico would not have been at the top of anyone’s list of countries to successfully engage in economic reform. At that time, you might have said Brazil had a greater potential for it. (And you would have been wrong, if you had.) Mexico is now seen as one of the real modern success stories of successful economic reform. But the political system hasn’t changed very much, the social costs are very high, and now NAFTA is at hand. Maybe. So, right now everybody has been very high on Mexico. Do we have an overwhelming and naive enthusiasm here as in China? Or is there something more?

AT:

I think there is something more there. It has to do with the military security of the American Southwest. Mexico has had a low level of internal terrorism and violence ever since the revolution in 1910. If there’s civil war in Mexico, it’s going to be in Los Angeles, San Diego, and Texas as well. It is in our national security to improve the Mexican economy in any way we can. It will save us not only lives, but billions. And for that reason, irrespective of the immediate short-term economic consequences of NAFTA, NAFTA is a good idea. The question is, how can you make it least painful to the American workers who are dislocated? How can you help the communities that might be hurt? And surely you ought to be concerned about the ecology. But there are larger, longer-term consequences that we should be thinking about. If we do go ahead with NAFTA, the idea that northern Mexico is just going to be maquiladoras is baloney. Instead we would be creating another quasi-nation between Los Angeles and Monterey with a culture of its own.

We have been asked in Mexico, in China, in Chile, everywhere around the world, “Can we become third wave and still stay Mexican, Chinese, or whatever?” Our answer is, “You can have a unique culture, but it ain’t gonna be the one you had before.” You will be a Mexican of the future, not a Mexican of the past.

The cultural reality that seems not very far off is 500 or 1,000 channels of television bringing in images Fiji or Kazakhstan, automatically translated into my own language, carrying along ideologies and religions that blow the mind, and that create in every country a configurative culture, in which elements have been adopted from elsewhere in the world.

Tie that together with what my wife and I call microtrade and microcapital. That’s an idea I’d like to expand on. All of the assumptions of the economic geniuses who attended the G-7 economic summit presuppose large- scale movements of bulk commodity products. They still think in terms of macro-trade.

Niche Economics

Some years ago after a dinner in Bogota, Colombia, our host offered us a fruit. It was delicious. He said, you know, this is only place in the whole world, here outside Bogota, where this is grown. You can’t get this anywhere else. And it occurred to me: You can’t supply the world with that fruit, but you could supply a suburb of Chicago. Why isn’t it possible for microproducts - small-scale trade - to take place? The answer is that the cost of finding the market and connecting it to the product is very high, and that is a cost that computers and databases are going to drive down.

PS:

There is a food company in LA that does this - Frieda’s.

Frieda Caplan introduced kiwis to America, and her whole business is finding those little produce items around the world, the small niche produce, and finding a market here and there. They have very elaborate computer systems now for managing this whole process.

AT:

Okay. Now, multiply that to pharmaceuticals, food, products of all different kinds. To make that work you’ve got to drive down the cost of the money system. For the inefficiency of a money exchange system makes money very expensive, quite apart from interest.

We need to create micro investment. Microcapital is what we call it. You should be able to link microcapital to microtrade to micromarkets to microtechnologies, and get a global economic system which is much more finely granulated than the coarse system that we now have.

I spoke with a financier friend of mine. I complained: Look, if you want to invest or to lend money to a small company, you’ve got to do due diligence, you’ve got to find out if their books are kept in order, how likely is it that they’re going to pay. What we have to do is find a system based on probability. He said, “We’ve already got that. It’s called credit cards.” There are simple mathematical probabilities that they take into account when they give credit.

So, if you can extend credit to millions of people on credit cards, why can’t you do that to millions of small enterprises all over America and the developing countries? There is a husband-and-wife team who run a wonderful organization on small computers out of their home called Trickle Up. Trickle Up makes microcapital available to developing countries in the form of US$50, to a village or to a family. They create a little tiny business in that village. The money is paid back. They’ve got over 100,000 such investments that they’ve made around the world.

So, what I’m saying is, computers are going to drive down the cost of the money system. Computers are going to make possible microtrade, they’re going to make possible microinvestments, and microcultures.

The dangerous and difficult part of this is that it also makes possible micro-weaponry. Changes cannot happen without intense conflicts as power shifts in the world.

PS:

But now we come to paradox on a really fundamental level. The thing that makes all this possible is the increasing elaboration and integration of information networks. Okay? But the very consequence of that integration is precisely the kind of social and cultural fragmentation that you’re suggesting.

AT:

Yes. It’s so ironic. When I grew up, thinking about the future as a kid, I read Buck Rogers and the comic strips and Huxley and Orwell.

But Huxley and Orwell pictured a world of massification. They were geniuses, but they extrapolated in linear fashion from industrialism. To them more technology meant more massification, more bureaucracy, more regimentation, and less individualization. All turned out to be wrong.

PS:

I work a lot in the computer industry. Right now there’s a big fight over standards, over things not talking to each other, over the difficulties of integrating computer systems. If we are at the same moment fragmenting the culture, the basic belief systems, the aspirations, the dreams of people, at the very moment that we are depending upon the integration of systems to make that possible. . . .

There are two ways to integrate systems. One is to impose uniform standards. Which is what the big fights are all about. The other is, not to integrate, not to have integrative standards, but to have very smart adaptors. That’s what automatic translation is, basically. You don’t need everybody to speak the same language. What you need to have - as we have in human form - are translators and interpreters to cross that barrier.

A French writer pointed out that there are two kinds of products. There are products that are stand-alone and products that are systemic - that is, they do not work unless something else is there.

An automobile is systemic. You need highways and gas stations and so on. What’s happening is, systemic products are multiplying. We have systems within systems within systems. Where you have that, you either need a standard or you need some kind of adaptor to make the connections possible. If we get cleverer about adaptors, then the insistence that everybody shares the same standard will be reduced.

Bypassing Experts

AT:

I think the main failure of culture is the failure of imagination. It’s very hard to think outside the boxes - cultural box, institutional box, political box, religious box - that we are all, everyone of us, imprisoned in.

PS:

So, How do you break out that box yourself? What strategies do you use?

AT:

Well, for one thing, we travel everywhere. Second, we try as much as possible to read outside our culture. If it’s published in English in a foreign country, we want to read it. We try to meet interesting people. And we mistrust the experts when they talk about their own disciplines. There were some interesting Delphi studies that led us to believe that if you asked a panel of experts in a field when something was going to happen, they were much more conservative than a counter-group of experts from another field outside the topic because the outsiders were less tied up in the immediate problems. They could see the bigger picture. And I think that that is true. So, the most interesting things I hear about economics do not come from economists, they come from psychologists, or from geneticists. And the same thing would be true in reverse. The most interesting things economists say have little to do with economics.

I believe that we’re moving toward a work world of multiple careers, which means that we may eventually branch out after many years in one field. Instead of a lifetime of specialization in a single topic we shift to another. We may lose the benefits of deep specialization but we will gain the advantage of creative insight and analogy from one field to another.

PS:

Doesn’t this go against your idea of everything going to niches?

AT:

Well, that’s a good question. Because, of course, one of the issues of the information technologies that we have today is the question of serendipity. If you only get the information you start out looking for, you’re going to be pretty stupid. So that is an issue worth really pondering. How do you get serendipitous information if you are sort of linearly driven, single-mindedly driven?

PS:

The publisher of The Oakland Tribune wanted to test custom newspapers delivered by fax, and I was offered one as a test customer. I said, “I’m worried about this problem of filters being too good.” And he said, “No problem: We’re going to put in a random generator and just pluck at random some articles every time that you didn’t ask for. You’re just going to get them - the Little League scores in Arkansas.”

Cross-linked Government

AT:

The place we need really imaginative new ideas is in conflict theory. That’s true with respect to war and peace, but also it’s true domestically. The real weakness throughout the country is the lack of conflict resolution methods other than litigation and guns. As you increase social diversity, you do two things simultaneously: You increase potential trade-offs, and also potential conflicts.

The trade-off possibilities are so complex that the institutions that we rely on to make those, to broker the deals, are overwhelmed. One of the functions of a legislature is to negotiate compromises among various constituencies. Well, the constituencies today are so numerous, their demands are so complex, and the rate of change in their demands and in the constituencies is so high that nobody in Congress represents anybody anymore. They represent themselves. Because their constituency changes from day to day. And as a consequence, their ability to broker out differences to arrive at compromise is more limited than it was.

Why are all of our institutions and systems suddenly in simultaneous crisis? Because they were all designed for the mass industrial society that treats people in large numbers rather than in smaller, more defined and more changeable groupings. Constitutional constraints make it impossible for them to adapt in order to serve small grouplets and to provide niche services. The real big crisis that faces this country is a constitutional crisis.

In 1976 during the Bicentennial we wanted to get Americans thinking about a constitution for the 21st century. Rather than waiting for a constitutional crisis to strike because of some very narrow issue, such as abortion or tax limitation, we should be coming up with mock constitutions, and pilot constitutions of all kinds.

PS:

I said this in '76 too.

AT:

The original is 200 years old. Time to take another look.

PS:

But, you know, the opposition to this idea, the fear of opening it up is so great. . .I will say that I was very strongly in favor of this 20 years ago. But in the era of Pat Buchanan, I worry about it because Pat may get in charge of the Constitution and write me out!

AT:

Yes, exactly, exactly The fears are justified. But the question is, do you think we can get by without such a rewriting of the Constitution? How long can we go? Another 10, 20, 30, 50 years? We believe we’re going to have a constitutional convention or constitutional crisis whether we like it or not. It is better therefore to anticipate it, and at least begin a kind of social process which involves large numbers of people writing mock constitutions for the future.

PS:

Why do you believe the crisis is inevitable?

AT:

Because the present tripartite structure doesn’t work. We strongly believe in the separation of powers, but there are multiple ways to separate powers. The idea that they are separated into a legislature, a judiciary, and an executive is only one way of slicing it. You’ve got to ask yourself what-if questions. What are alternative ways of going about this? Americans seem to think that our system is the only imaginable system. We have argued that there are decisions being made in Tokyo that have a bigger impact on American life than decisions made on Capitol Hill. Therefore we demand seats in the Japanese Diet. But, by the same token, the Japanese would have a right to seats in the American Congress.

We have promoted this idea of what we call “cross-national representation.” Think about this in a larger sense. The European community is a dumb obsolete dodo, and has been from day one. When the Europeans began to put together the EC, nobody said, “What would a parliament of the 21st-century look like?” What they said is, "What would a good 18th-century parliament look like and let’s create it "

If you look at the EC model we have a dozen countries, and we create a superstate. At a time when every corporation in the world is trying to flatten the hierarchy, they are extending the hierarchy, adding a level of government. It disobeys what my wife, Heidi, calls the “Law of Congruence.” The law says that there must be a congruence between how an economy is organized and how a government is organized. You can’t have totally different organizational structures. If companies are becoming less bureaucratic and less hierarchical, there has to be, for an effective society, a parallel development in government. The Europeans are going in the absolutely opposite direction, adding a level of bureaucracy to the existing bureaucracy. The Eurocrats are trying to make Europe more hierarchical.

We say if you put Americans into the Japanese legislature and Japanese into the American legislature, you’re beginning to create a network. Why not conceive of an Asia-Pacific regional arrangement that is essentially based on a network model, instead of a hierarchical European model? It might take 20, 30 years to build this system. But it is a political model that fits a third-wave civilization. It is anti-hierarchical.

Through long years of acquaintanceship with politicians in various parliaments and various political parties, we’ve come to the conclusion that some of them are very smart. But the institutions are dumb. And they are dumb because they’re obsolete.

PS:

So how do we change? That’s the real question. How do we get there from here?

AT:

Probably by waiting for some horrible crisis. We delude ourselves to assume that it will change in a rational fashion. There’s nothing rational about it. I think that it doesn’t matter how smart the President is. We who are intellectuals tend to fall in love with politicians who can speak our language. I find it attractive that Gore can talk about national information infrastructure or that he speaks about reinventing government and so forth and so on, but I’ve concluded two things. Where politicians get their money and where they get their votes will determine what they do irrespective of what they say.

PS:

So are you saying that there has to be a large constituency for change first?

AT:

For the United States to make a swift, smart, and smooth transition into the wealth creation of the knowledge-based third wave there has to be a third-wave constituency in America. And the place that has to come from is the knowledge workers and from the third-wave corporations and industries. They’ve got money, they’ve got brains. But the core of the “brain-force economy” is politically retarded - it has a low political IQ and has not achieved political self-consciousness. The old smokestack barons and trade union leaders who dominated during the second wave are still running rings around you guys in Washington.

That’s why Washington passes an “infrastructure” bill that allocates 100 items as much to fixing bridges and potholes as to speeding the creation of the electronic infrastructure. Even the knowledge systems of society are designed to support the old industrial elites and structures. For example, accounting systems are biased against the information and services industries. The financial accounting board which sets the standards, all it does is devalue the intangibles and overvalue the tangibles. As a consequence it puts a brake on the most rapidly developing, fastest growing, most important sectors of the American economy. And they help support the dying industries. How do you raise capital when you don’t have a steel mill?

PS:

Exactly. I run a knowledge company but the knowledge in my workers does not count at the bank.

AT:

Knowledge is the ultimate substitute. If you have the right knowledge, you can substitute it for all the other factors of production. You reduce the amount of labor, capital, energy, raw materials, and space you need in the warehouse. So knowledge is not only a factor of production, it’s the factor of production. And non of the powers that be, in Washington and in the industrial centers of our country, seem yet to fully comprehend it. It scares them. It’s threatening.

PS:

Well, that’s why you reach this conclusion that it almost inevitably takes some kind of crisis. The one hope for the future is that, as the good fortune in Russia shows, the crisis can be mostly nonviolent!

AT:

Listen, if you want to look at amazing things, the human race has built 50,000 to 60,000 nuclear weapons and since Nagasaki hasn’t fired one in anger. Some survival instinct has kept the finger off the button. The purpose of our new book, War and Anti-War, is to shift our strategies for war - and for peace - to a third-wave basis. If we don’t end the age of mass destruction, along with the age of industrial mass production, that amazing record could be broken.

I love you all… (did I say that out loud?)

11 and 1/2 hours of surgery for my dad’s cancer… He comes home this Monday. Bless you for the good thoughts and prayers, back at ya!!!

Don’t give up the good fight, It’s gonna get better…

David, I love you too.

Friday, we had at my own fathers celebration of life.

Watching a C/D we had made with 200 pictures or so, set in mostly chronological order was quite moving. We are so used to looking at life in that snapshot “Kodak Moment” that we lose sight of the big colorful scenery of life…and how it spreads out to touch so many other ( many of which we are totally unaware of.)

I think it would be an interesting experiment to create these collages of life to share while we are still living, allowing us to look at our lives through a consortium of extended family photographers…a perspective seldom seen in our busy lives.

I found that read quite interesting, I’m flying to Shanghai this week, I guess I’ll pick up one of the prementioned books. Any Swalockians in Shanghai?

Thanks Ambrose, for reminding us.

David, I hope to see you back at school, My prayers are with you and your family.

      Gil

daddio…

 Good to hear from you!  You have been sorely missed!  You and your family will remain in our prayers.  As I have said before, life is for living,  giving  back, and knowing what is important before its lost. Celebrate the life you live today, and honor and celebrate the lives of those that are no longer here to celebrate with us. 

In His Name!

Ken

what a read!

how did I make that underline?

its still going…this loa in the machine is

taking control

anyhow read the brancaccio review

maybe later the alan topfler

finished the cats cradle last week

was sam clemmens this bummed?

havnt been surfin

some crying I know ship guy

demoralized my stoke,

and didn’t appreciate the board I lent him.

He claimed he apperciated a board I lent him a couple years ago

and I lent him the same one.

…ambrose…








wow these features at least I lost the underline…

ludite in tecnoland…

excelllent reading thanks daddio

thanks as alway ambrose

Ye gods, as they say…daddio posts a transcript of that Vonnegut interview…if I can get it to print out I can toss the furious scribbling notes I was making when I watched it twice to catch it all…

The Tofler thing is now just freshly consumed and still being digested…a decade old and it becomes maybe more interesting to see what has transpired between the then and now…ahem…if anything…

Oddly enough in this long jagged walk we call life I have lately been re-reading the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights whilst prepping to teach it to an 8th grader. Tofler writes from a very privilidged economic perspective, of course, and his notions of global governments, of rewriting the U.S. Constitution for some reason seems now to have come from the optimism of the period in which this interview took place. That’s a lot of material to read, so maybe I’ll think different later, but some recent experiences in the past couple of years concerning the concepts of on demand and custom requirements seems like just another marketing thing. I’m not talking about something like a custom surfboard…think instead of sometihng like custom surf leashes…what’s the point other than for a manufacturer to increase some profit? Yes, it doesn’t hurt anybody, but that kind of track isn’t something to base governments and human rights and freedoms about.

But the rest of it…brain food. Ambrose, maybe wait on the Tofler until you’re feeling like you could eat rocks…I was alternating between mumbling the interviewer/interviewee were elitist boneheads and e-mailing sections to various friends…of course sometimes it hurts my head to think but then we don’t really have to do it often in this world anymore.

Saw the name Kevin Kelly there too…that guy is one of the true unsung visionaries of the past 30 years. Nomad Books? Didn’t he own/run that once upon a time? Whole Earth…

Hope things are progressing well, daddio. Don’t know where you fetched this up or why really but thanks.

Nels

Ah, Nels… http://www.pbs.org/now/transcript/transcriptNOW140_full.html

handy thing, public broadcasting. A radio interview…several, actually, can be found here: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4839818

enjoy

doc

Quote:

Ah, Nels… handy thing, public broadcasting. A radio interview…several, actually, can be found here:

Dammit Doc… this is just the kind of thing that keeps my workspaces looking like the dumpster behind a Goodwill store and why my wife keeps asking why the weedwhacker and circle saw and a 150’ extension cord are sitting on or near the ice chest and my storage bin of freshwater fishing gear…in the dining room…

…I just saw this thread.

Let’s go back a step…this is important. I think I got it. Attach a toothbrush to my windshield wiper, right??? That way it can scrub and wipe…wow, geezus…modern miracles never cease!

Thank you, you made my day.

“Happiness is only real if shared.”

Christopher McCandless (aka Alexander Supertramp)

The cloud where I could never trust, the ones that amused me so much. Revealed many things while knowing less than me.

wow.

…ambrose…

was that guy kensurf?

techno.

Here’s some shit I find worthwhile to read.

A recent ex-virgin from Maine

Found intercourse mostly a pain:

"He just rips off my drawers,

Spews, rolls over and snores,

Leaving me in a rank, sodden stain."

A careless shop prof in New Hampshire

Got his 2-by-6 caught in a clamp. Sure

Enough, it got dented,

Which his missus lamented

'Cause now he just fingers and champs her.

The Tantric adept from Vermont

To show his adroitness is wont

To hold it all back

Till his balls turn blue-black

And then spew spouts of sperm like a font.

There’s a place in Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Where the women have not one but two sets

Of boobs, but no cracks

To accomp’ny those racks,

So the men have perpetual blue sets.

The charming young man from Rhode Island

Had an uncanny knack to beguile and

Seduce lovely women,

And leave their heads swimmin’

When he’d hump 'em and head for the highland.

The coarse, boorish lout from Connecticut

Was hopeless in hygiene and etiquette.

His comportment was crass,

His B.O. could cut glass,

And his breath smelled like something a yeti cut.

A fresh-faced young frosh from New York

Still thought babies were brought by the stork.

A soph set him straight

And he went on a date

With “protection”: a very small cork.

One lady from east Pennsylvania

Had a rather unorthodox mania:

She’d shave her dates’ heads,

Strap them tight to their beds

And then masturbate on their bald crania.

A low-life from Summit, New Jersey

Had a thing about women in furs. He

Would sneak up behind,

Pull his putz out and grind

Till he’d cream in a stream like the Mersey.

Young Carol’s main pastime in Maryland

Was stripping off all her apparel and,

'Twixt her tits or her thighs

Jerking off local guys,

Who referred to it as “getting Carolyned”.

A rather strange dude down in Delaware

Liked to have someone stick an umbrella where

You and I couldn’t stand it –

He’d just howl and demand it

Right up his… Oh, surely you’re well aware.

Said the swell to the belle from Virginia,

"After all that I’ve done now to win ya!

Dinners, movies and plays

And it’s always me pays –

Tell me: what does it take to get in ya?!"

A buxom young lass from West Va.

Was modeling her newly-bought bra.

When asked if he might

Find the fit a bit tight,

Her boyfriend just smiled and said, “Naaah.”

He suffered, in North Carolina,

From “Royalist’s Syndrome”: in fine, a

Compulsion to kneel,

When his girlfriend would peel

Off her knickers, and shout, “Hail Regina!”

A sous chef from South Carolina

Hooked the MixMaster to her vagina.

She would prep and deglaze

In an orgasmic haze

And her moaning would rattle the china.

A strapping young man down in Georgia

Had no inkling of how he should forge a

Romantic relation.

His idea of flirtation

Was to unzip and yell “Comin’ towardja!”

“So how was spring break down in Florida?”

"To tell you the truth, it was horrid. A

Nice guy bought me booze

Till I puked on his shoes…

I was hoping for something more torrid." “Duh!”

For a hot time in warm Alabama,

On a Saturday night Nate would cram a

Small mike up his bum

And then sing, fart and hum

Delta blues to amuse his ol’ gramma.

When the salesman from fair Mississippi

Came back home from a very long trip, he

(Rememb’ring the whores,

the discharges, the sores…)

Said, “Oh, darling? Now please don’t get snippy…”

A choir girl from Louisiana

Was AKA “Holy Ghost Hanna”.

She’d devoutly say grace,

And then sit on your face

While intoning a lusty “Hosanna!”

A tourist in Little Rock, Arkansas

Went strolling in Riverfront Park and saw

A thin girl with one tooth

Getting rimmed by a youth,

Who informed him, “We call it ‘Ozarkin’! Chaw?”

At an orgy in old Tennessee

Eric paused 'cause he had to go pee.

When he finished his whizz, he

Found all the cunts busy,

And had to make do with Claire’s knee.

One earnest young man from Kentucky

Would do anything for a fuck. He

Had paid to see mimes,

Read The Bell Jar three times,

And had even sat through Mr. Lucky.

And then there’s that oaf from Ohio,

Whose pubic hair covered his thigh. O-

vergrown, dank and fungal,

It stank like the jungle

And harbored more crabs than the bayou.

She day-traded stocks, Indiana

Was her address, and at night a banana

Lessened her stress. When she struck it

Rich she said, "Fuck it –

Tonight I live large: a Havana!"

An adulterous woman from Michigan

Was told by her lover, "Oh Trish! Again,

I remind you to douche

Lest your spouse find it louche

When you come home from ‘bowling’ and squish again."

A brash broad from Chi, Illinois,

Had the moniker “Helen of Troy”.

For with tongue, lip and gum

She’d launched gallons of come,

Though her face wouldn’t float a small buoy.

The well-endowed man from Wisconsin

Was unreasonably proud of his johnson.

He saw every locale –

House, street, car, bar or gal –

As a venue to show off his schwantz in.

In the marshlands of north Minnesota

Lives a naturalist with a quota:

If he ain’t dipped his member

Twelve times by December

He recoups with the local biota.

A basketball player from Iowa

Bragged he’d made twenty thousand girls sigh. Oh, a

Small detail: his dong

Was not three inches long.

(Just forgot to put that in his bio, huh?)

The would-be Don Juan from Missouri

Guzzled gin till the whole world looked blurry.

When he hit on Miss Frost,

He saw two cry, “Get lost!”

But the third murmured, “You’re hot – let’s hurry!”

A sculptress from crisp North Dakota

Thought that all of her actions were nota-

ble. Guys she had boffed

Were lured up to her loft,

Where she’d sign, date and number their scrota.

As a kid in remote South Dakota,

He was caught in a clinch with a goat. A

Friend asked him, "Say, Ben,

Have you changed much since then?"

He replied, “Neaaaaaaagh – not one iota.”

A nature-freak guy in Nebraska

Found al fresco sex too much to ask: "A

Mown field is too rough,

Wheat chaff clogs up her muff,

And the cowshit! I’m off to Alaska!"

Two mischievous stock boys in Kansas

Liked to rub the fresh fruits with their glanses.

One explained, "It’s good kicks,

Peach fuzz tickles our wicks,

And the air from the cooler vent fans us."

He claimed to have fled Oklahoma

To escape the foul oil fields’ aroma.

But the natural gas

That escaped from his ass

Had put many stout men in a coma.

The self-styled seducer from Texas

Thought he’d score more hot babes with a Lexus.

All he got was a slap,

Plus a fierce dose of clap

And two painful swift kicks to the plexus.

A slightly deaf dyke in New Mexico

Preferred Russians and Slavics for sex. A co-

worker asked if she’d ever

Eaten chicken Kiev. Her

Reply was, “Yeah, 'bout seven Czechs ago.”

She chose “Frat Night” at U. Arizona

To unveil her new daring persona.

She awoke overhung,

With each orifice rung

By a strange, whitish, crusty corona.

The wrestler from cool Colorado

Swaggered 'round like some tough desperado.

But he ended up beat

With his trunks 'round his feet,

Up his ass: un unripe avocado.

A Sunday school pupil in Utah

Liked to play with himself in his pew. Ta-

bernacular rite

was profaned when he’d cite:

“. . . Leviticus, Numbers, then Deut–AAAHHHHHH!”

The cowgirl from rural Wyoming

Couldn’t stand her man’s amorous roaming.

So she pruned his prick, dipped it

In formol and shipped it

To Laramie Trophies for chroming.

That nice Jewish boy from Montana

Says that pussy is sort of like manna:

"It feels like from heaven,

Tastes fine without leaven,

And transports me straight to Nirvana."

An ultra-right-winger from Idaho

Went out looking for trouble and spied a ho-

mosexual pub,

Went in wielding a club,

And came out, walking funny, astride a hoe.

A hormone-crazed lad from Nevada

Dreamed of one thing: the whole enchilada.

Said he, "Hand jobs and wanks

At least void my sperm banks,

But compared to a shag they’re just nada."

No dick for that chick up in Wash-

ington – she prefers sex with a squash:

"It’s stiff 'round the clock,

There’s no chance of it knock-

ing me up, and there’s no messy slosh."

The insatiable cocksman from Oregon

Had stayed up to fuck until four again.

As he salved his raw dick,

His spent spouse called in sick

And complained, “Bruised my butt on the floor again.”

To her new beau from bright California,

The blonde said, "I guess I should warn ya –

I’m unfaithful, on drugs,

I enjoy taunting thugs,

And when I find a rich guy I’ll scorn ya."

An outdoorsy young lass in Alaska

Found that sex in the wild was a task: "A

North wind chills my tush,

Snowdrifts form on my bush,

And the moose turds! I’m off to Nebraska!"

The thrill-seeking sport from Hawaii

Sought more dangerous exploits to try. He

Nude-bungeed the falls

And the cord caught his balls.

His last words were: “Ready! Set! Aaiiieeeeee!!!”

A senator new to D.C.

Asked an intern to dinner Chez Guy:

"We’ll savor moules crus,

Hardy saucisse au jus,

And wind up with some nice, runny brie."

Sounds like pure poetry to me. Don’t forget guys are just like tiles. Lay them properly and you can walk all over them forever. Or so I’m told. Now here’s my interview with Elvis.

DB: How are you today Elvis?

Elvis:

DB: That good huh?

Elvis:

DB: So what’s your prediction for the future of surfing Elvis. Are we all destined to die in a smokey haze of molten fibreglass and resin fumes?

Elvis:

DB: You don’t say much do you Elvis?

Elvis:

DB: Strong and silent type eh Elvis?

Elvis:

DB: Just silent huh?

Elvis:

DB: Christ, what’s that stench Elvis?

Elvis:

DB: Was that you was it Elvis?

Elvis:

DB: That’s pretty rotten Elvis.

Elvis:

DB: Well I’m out of here Elvis. Might see you again soon.

Elvis:

Go wankie!

your end is well footnoted.

may you achieve your highest self

and attend your fellows.

it will truely be a better world in your eyes.

finer intentions no matter how valid or timely

are such a threat ,sorry.

i just copied the first and put it in my archive.

some day I can reread it and say wow that was a fine day.

…ambrose…

thanks for reposting

this thought stream

k.v. rest in peace

thanx old man.