I thought this one might be fun…but play nice
Insert a term…give definition…defintions can be expanded upon by others
I’d like to start with this…
swaylockian: (n)
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One who spends his/her spare time, or creates time, to view and/or post on swaylocks.com
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One who is hopelessly addicted to swaylocks.com/one who suffers from swaylockianism
(adj) used to describe a person who is hopelessly addicted to swaylocks.com
"the patient is exhibiting <span style="font-style:italic">swaylockian </span>tendencies."
swaylockianism (n) an intense persistent desire to view and or post on swalocks to excess1. an addiction to swaylocks, especially involving compulsive, excessive posting.
2. the pathological effects of such overindulgence.
hmmm…
“LAZER”-
lazy shaper…
one who’s totaly addicted to swaylocks, has tons of pashion and ideas of shapes and designs,
daydreams, eats, sleeps a thinks about all the cool stuff he wants to create
BUT!! when it comes to actually performing all of his crazy innovative ideas
he just smokes another one, has another beer and thinks of all the mess it’ll make in his house
and just goes again to his virtual shaping world.
some times he even starts a project … but it takes to long and he loses interest…
you sure met one of these “lazers”… 
dammit, I got a cool idea…naa maybe tommorow
No Kidding…Man! Am I glad I’m sober! LOL
Epoxy Weirdness…
I came up with this term when I switched from Ploly to Epoxy. Long cure time , frothing if you work it to much , contamination issues, Cures slow on the board but exotherms in the cup…Yes…I saw smoking resin and burnt my finger tips. When do you pull the tape? Cut lap issues.Seperation issues. EPS foam and epoxy = more weirdness…
Melting foam when installing boxes…Fast hardener vs slow hardener…Proper temp…Epoxy Wierdness…
Thanks to all my friends at Swaylock’s.com I’m doing more Epoxy than Poly now…Plan ahead for the Epoxy Weirdness…
Ray
Hi Todd -
Not sure if the “unofficial” version is a reinvention of the wheel. Keith, Doc and Mike Paler set up Swaylopedia to accomplish exactly that. It’s all set up and ready for your input - new ideas or additions to old stuff.
It’s one of those 7 tabs at the top of the page.
HAHA Todd, no reinventing the wheel. that’s a SwayFoul. 
Hey John
Not trying to reinvent the wheel.
Not to even have these put in the “Swaylopedia”
I just thought this might be a fun little thread for the holidays.
Made up words and definitions by Swayniacs for Swaylockians
Serious…ironic…stupid…or just plain silly.
That’s all…
After all…the best Swaylocker in the world…is the one having the most fun
Alaia- House cladding off-cut.
Bottom turn- Attempt to escape murderous lip.
Carve-something others do.
Drowning- Japanese version of Downing.
Epoxy- standard English greeting.
Finish- mythical point in surfboard construction time.
G - something to say when your brother in law says he used to surf but stopped because it got boring.
Thats when you get a beer and stay in the opposite corner of the room from him.
Someone else may wish to finish off the alphabet but this thing could turn into a printed T-shirt.
SF.