Wave Jet Fail

Jaws says NO !

glad everyone who clicked on this thread got a kick out of it :slight_smile:

 

G Mac got worked on that wave ( video was funny ) glad he is ok .

 

http://youtu.be/dfxvfKYWRNY

 

 

 

All it needs is a bucket seat and a steering wheel and the whole 7 Billion can join in....

Thats gotta be Garret - that dude is fearless!

No offense to GMac here, but I gotta go with Peahi on this one =).

Caption contest…

“Knew I should have used the energisers, these Duracells are shhhiiiiittttt”

“Not again, oh well, third time lucky”.

“Bugger, selected reverse again, bloody Chinese gear boxes, aaarrrghhh”.

Is there a way to move the picture blocking advertizments aside? thanks

I think there is a way to block the ads, but I don't recall what it is.  If there's a pic in the first post that I really want to see, I right click on the pic and a menu comes up - I click "properties", then highlight and copy the url address, paste it in my browser, and I can view the photo without anything else.

electric engines suck

go with the nitro gas mix

and there will be no 

problems,when at

the dragstrip go

NITRO or go home.

…ambrose…

take gas

or 

take gas.

Does the local crew have a size name for that stuff!! Good lord, if the board is 10' my dividers say thats a 40 or 50 foot wave !?

+1 on the Nitro – waves like that you need an actual jetski to get you in…And possibly a hydrofoil…

Suck Shit!

 

sooner or later the horses asses behind these motorized boats

will get a picture of G"anything for a buck"Man making a drop.

that picture will become a very expensive full page ad in all

the usual suspects:

'U2 can ride big waves like this with our motorized big wave surfboard *disclaimer - just don’t get hit by it

 

Then Rick the Ripper from way inland is gonna buy one,

and lose his life at some place like Mavericks.

His widow will hire an expensive lawyer, who will have one of

his minions research all known photos of motorized lip launches.

and the picture above will help make the new widow comfortably rich at settlement.

hey yeah lets get a surplus

U-2 and convert it to ride

the biggest wave off the 

undersea  musicians

 sea mount mounts north 

of here…ooooo prestige.

…ambrose…

I have often wondered about the north islands, might be some surf to be had out there.  Then again I don't think you can get a recharge on the jet board battery out there.

But wait there’s more…

This one has been developed by a guy who surfs my local point.

disclaimer: I had nothing to do with it.

http://powerboards1.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bVWVMrzQrOM#!

 

cant wait to see what pro steps up

to be spoksman for a fleet of 

organism intent on pitting their

skills against nature on these

fine artifacts,poype loine anyone?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agfpctJEa_4&feature=related

 

oh the tunnel… all you need is rain

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=pdW2f88gVDE

and lets not forget ghetto jutee

Ghetto?Simply not warsaw or comptron

 

the world is a diverse place

out of many intriguing shells

come tasty nutmeats,

unfortunately I will stick

with almonds,pistacios,

sunflower’s seeds,and

macadamia nuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgbWu8zJubo&feature=fvwrel

…ambrose…

so much for the guy with the rake 

at safeway on a still night

waking me up at 3:30 am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23yHn_deETQ&feature=related

go big or go home?

cortez banks anyone?

http://knstrct.com/2011/01/02/presenting-the-strand-craft-166/

 

oh yeah now the 166 is way better…cruising at thirty knots

with a belly full of pros who wouldn’t wanna see this beauty

pull up at cojo,or roti.or jeffries or mag bay…

…ambrose…

jet board?

pfffffft!

“With a V8 engine producing 620 horsepower and a top speed of 305 kph,
the tender is an small accessory to the yacht, that speaks volumes in
the boating world.”

the Mothership better have one hell of an on board fuel supply tank, as this thing is probably going to guzzle about 100 gals an hour.

Back in the dayz when I operated sports fishing boats out of HMB, contracted one season to run an 85’  that could sleep 35 folks on offshore multi-day albacore trips…4 8V71 diesel engines sucking 50 gph sure dented the hell out of the profit margin…suffice to say, one season with that thirsty bitch was enough…LOL

 

 

Snapped this photo at “Jaws.”  Got to be the same board!