Stop filling Swaylocks with this dribble. Start your own successful forum, and sell your stupid boards there.
Please, enough of this Fat Penguin babble! Swaylocks is for discussing surfboards only! You and your friends don`t know your hats from your asses when it comes to legitimate design. Go back down under where you came from and start your own forum. Yikes!
Yes the multiple post are annoying and the board is probably based too much on aerodynamics and not enough on hydrodynamics. But Swaylocks is not well served by people criticizing a design because it is different. If there were even a photo of Greenough holding one the critics would be crying in their corn flakes tomorrow morning. Please try to keep an open mind and please don’t spam our special place on the internet. Thank you
HOW MUCH SMARTS DOES IT TAKE? How many times does this guy have to post plastic banana sales pitches for ANYBODY to figure out that the supposed “far out” design is based solely on pitching sales? This guy’s a Jeff Skilling wannabe. Form over function? Not even! This is money over form or function. …sheesh!
Yessirieeee, My compadres above are well spoken, but, fer Pete’s sake and fer all of us here at the Bar Swaylock’s let me improve, er just expatiate a bit more on yer fowl board, that broiled fryer, that goose layer, that turkey gobbler, that ooh soo sweet guinea fowl hen, that tom turkey you call the Penguin. New ideas are just dandy here, but, you my downunder buddy have pulverized us fer the last time (I can only hope). You are the kominuter of our small humble forum. Your grinding on and on about the greatness of this pecky little deeesign attempt is only secounded by the beating, mashing, smashing, crushing, pounding , of the waves outside my back door in December. Ya see, here in the good 'ol USofA we have a macrocosm, a megacosm, a universe of advertising of product day in day out. What we have here at the bar Swaylock’s a respite, a pause, a discontinuance of advertisment, a desistance of “buy me”, a layoff of the products we DON’T need, an abeyance of con-sumtion, yesseriee most of all a juncture to rest our brains from the day ta day crunching of what someone else thinks we want. You have stepped over that not so fine line, crossing over into the “we don’t want to hear it anymore”, STOP yer advertisement. Thanks gentlemen fer yer attention, Slim Railpickens
How come you don’t use the Speed fins’ on that contraption? They need a boost.