This isn’t a surfboard technically speaking but a new kind of inflatable that you wear. Designed to tow behind a boat, take out in the surf or ??? I don’t even know what you’d call this - not exactly body surfing - not exactly mat riding - definitely not boogie boarding. If the person wearing it is having the most fun, isn’t he/she the best surfer that day? Looks like they need to hook up with Professor Deets for some UDTs!
http://www.shipstore.com/…l/SPO/SPO531805.html
…maybe it’s made by the same guy who designed this ???
and , what happened to this guys legs ??
he looks like a cross between “stubs” and “sirwanksalot” , after a big night on the piss [alcohol]
or
a flying marshmallow on acid .
Looks potentially very dangerous. If the wearer was short, the most stable position would be head down in the water.
possibly good for tow ins at jaws?
i asked my girlfriend to get me one for christmas… keep your fingers crossed…
I thought Chip started the trend, I’ll admit it’s not as colorful…
“thanks” , Bernie !
now , here’s Chinga Dera’s special winter collection edition [the not letting in so much water “Arctic” model…also worn in certain bars in Sydney and New York , I have been told . Stubs , you are a very VERY naughty boy ! I hope your REAL father doesn’t find out …]
on land , watch out for these trees …
oh, and we wonder why there aren’t more women shapers posting on here…
you guys are always good for a laugh.
what do they put in the water down there anyway?
well, I hope Rachel and her friends keep posting here. We need ladies on the forum , for sure .
In answer to your question …raspberry cordial . At least , that is what is in MY water here , anyway !
Now , regarding inflatable swimwear hazards …watch out for THESE , when in West Oz waters…
especially wearing that bright red inflatable ballet skirt thinggy… yeah that thing splashing around wont attract the men in grey either, i’m sure.
"Stubs , you are a very VERY naughty boy ! I hope your REAL father doesn’t find out …] "
there ya go, always hanging shit on the little guy.
Actually, I stopped wearing these out at night a while ago , because I found I was spending too much time looking over my shoulder , fearing a chipfish backdooring .
cecil