1st of all the only people who differ to Pope
are catholic or when in vatacan city all defer to the Pope.
most protestant s or revolutionaries take exception
to anythin’ the pope says because he is the pope.
the Pope don’t surf
old and cranky is because
you believe you know shipe
because you have tried a lot
I MEAN A LOT OF STUFF
THAT WAS WRONG.
and the conclusions you draw
are a happy mediun (like the divider in the road in P.V.)
thicker fins are way better
unless you want to explore the Flex
component i.e. it is hard to make a
fin over 3/4’’ thick flex…there by the pope is a
relative fin proponent in the surfboard universe
there are small moons and planets even asteroids who orbit
planet pope and some even worship the design principals
he sends down from the mount
there are others (protestants) who orbit other
design planet masses … far seeing designers
from apple or switzerland or new mexico
who surfing for 9 months after designing plastic
cases for laptops in lap land are ready
to set the surfing world on it’s ear
we learn to humor these galactic visitors
by not hurling cutting sophmoronic comments
although that was what was said to us
when we wanted to make a fin that was 2’’ thick
only mike ,bunker and vinny and the values
could get away with 2’’ fins because bunker had
lots of money and peote and a beach house
at the pipeline before the dawn of time…
now as to picture #123
and the comparative analsis
of the fins there in:
they are all junk fins
not worthy of your talent
throw them all away and make
three sets of 3 fins . 3 templates
one thin ,one hollow, and one thick
of each.
Now you will have to organize a test sampling
and then execute.Your conclusions will be yours.
Out of every ten people you share your conclusions with
you will find some who wish to orbit your planet
others who believe you are street rat crazy
some who won’t care enough to listen to you finish talking
and yet some who will be harboring secret emnity
because you dont respect their choice of discount
boards they buy from costco yard sales…
or the HOT shop where the world chump
gets his chipmunk models.
this is not funny.
this is intended to be informative
this is cryptic because all the magic in surfboards
is held in trust by a secret society of madmen
who feel they have been outcast from A society
that buys only fins that have been mass produced
by people who will never surf.These products are very well done
except the ones that have to be reshaped before clark allows to put them on
a board he rides.
Who is clark you may ask
he is the leader of a sleeper cell
of revolutionaries who appear
only at obscure times in the finest wave riding spots.
when you see a fin clark has refined your life will be
changed forever.
some people who actually surf
believe the same thing about
curtis hasslegrave’s hand shapes…
Then there are three kinds of geppys
the china ones and then the patch ones
and then the real geppys…
too much information?
I hope so . I have risked assassination
sharing this information with you.
and you think I am being funny?
I am funny. But the truth that will set you free
comes at a cost…you must become a fool
to think you can know anything about fins
that some one will just choose to call
stupid.
AND HALCION IS NOT EVEN HERE…
Yet?
…ambrose…
fins are unnecessary.
fins are training wheels
fins slow down one end of the board
and the rest of the board with it.
lateral resistance is for the insensitive
to overt torque.
Trim is science
that is beyond
the common surfer’.
and if you hear vague traces of skippin reels of rhyme…
it’s just a ragged clown behind
I wouldn’t pay it any mind
it’s only a shadow you’re seein’
…that he’s chasin’…
appologies to
bob dylan
and my father
machinist.