yep you know you are a kuk.

General Discussion
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when you do all the stuff they told you not to do.

When you gripe when they tell you you suspicions are correct.

when they agree with you that you wrecked

a perfectly good solution

with the guano midas touch…and you get puffy.

ask for critism and can't grow into a good laugh.

Cant laugh at yourself falling off

or falling down in the shorebreak

trying to walk with fins on.

…

When you cant say somthing critical

to somebody without them getting more puffy

never grace them with your criticism ever again

even if they actually appologize.

Just watch em fall down over and over.

 Walk away to another beachfire

and call your real friends 

herky jerky and straight off adolph

and skid row and bird man and blindy

and twitch to your fire and laugh at

each other's short legs and colostomy bags and 

spinal fusion scars and open heart surgery

and pacemaker lumps that look like snuff cans,

YYYoou really kooked out on that set 

I never saw anybody eat it so bad

an my best friend; make a shittier board

or break an unbreakable board or leave

a solid wood board out in the rain

to dryrot to compost…

All my friends ,and aquaintences

as big kooks surf better than …

any knee dragging squid prawns in new trucks

and designer trunks with an imense sticker collection

and subscription to surfer magazine and surfline.

…

oh tthat swaylocks sticker was given to me

by paler than thou

be a kuk

or think you are hot and be a kook

forgot more than you know

in the last week…

…ambrose…

but when I remember somthing

its not a purple barney quote.

No, I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU

I am talking to myself

somebody translate this into chinese code

to send to la jolla,to be corrected by the 

chief code breaker 'wind talker'(rhymes with fart knocker)

only availiable after the big dinner at maynards for two bucks

could you see the light…

clik save

 

 

 

 

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Congratulations on being one of the few who knows how to spell "kuk".

I'll bet you even know where the word came from.

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don't tell .then we wont be the only smart guys…

…ambrose…

kookie  will lend you his comb

but where has it been?

77 sunset strip

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrrcSieqMH8

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There are three of us that know!     (Don't forget to wipe.)

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 And bury.

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What did Ambrose just say anyway ?

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I love all my kuk friends.

and I aim at piss ants

when ever I am

urinating outdoors.

…ambrose…

balsa trees sound like

vertical watermellons.

clik save and say

I am not hoarding.

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Moondoggie was a kuk…

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSimbyS_YlA

the real moon dog was a street musician poet composer in nuevo York.

Moon doggie was a prose construct foil fo gidgits dad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-kk65_HjzA

fredrik kohner 1957 an emigrant to america in 1933 

based his book on 6 weeks of stories told to him about

surfing at the maliwu… definitive kkuk perspective

and most acurate the questionable character as portrayed

by james darens combed hair ,is suspiciously kukish

yes ,moon doggie is indictable.

…ambrose…

if I saw him coming I would not

invite him to the fire to

to give him rashing.

save swaylocks clik 

 

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you know you are talking

to a kuk when they say,

'I KNOW'…

…ambrose…

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I used to think the Malibu Enforcer was a mythical character/caricature as well, until I ran into Ray Kunze, the real deal, back in the late 70's where he had holed up in upper Baja, fuming every time a new face paddled out into the lineup.

Ray didn't want anyone joining his campfire.  They might have wanted one of his beers, and Ray was very clear that he shared neither waves or beers…

 

 

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…ka'eka'e?

What I want to know is where hodad came from.

(Never seen so many)

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Not even Merriam Webster knows.

 

Get this. I was just required to complete a "captcha" function to make this post. Stuff's just getting less user friendly, more and more.

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Hodad was a 50's term for a greaser who hung out at the beach, but wasn't a surfer. Hodads were into cars, music and wore black shoes, jeans, and a white t-shirt and often clashed with the surfers.
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I thought to be an official hodad

you had to have a new board

bolted to your car’s roof.

dressing full surf apparel

and talking the slang

and hustling surfie girls

and just never going

into the water.

 dad is a contraction of the beat era “daddio”

and HO is short for the famous Santa Claus quote .

…ambrose…

didn’t invent the word

only heard it… a good way

to goad friends into going out

on krappy days…

save is the new post

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The stories of Hodads driving around San Fernando Valley, with plywood tailshapes of surfboards with a fin poking out of the trunk of their cars, are true.     The pre surfrack era.

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I believe this is from Rick Griffin’s “Cartoon History of Surfing”, which was funded by Greg Noll a very long time ago.

I know it’s RG’s work.

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