In response to current Hip-Hop trends within the extreme “sport” of surfing, I will be releasing a new line of boards which utilize neither double nor triple concaves through the bottom but rather two turntables and a microphone resined firmly to the deck. I’m not sure how these new boards will ride, or that it’ll even matter. I am sure that their owners will have plenty to B.S. about in parking lots from Blackies to Bolinas and, after all, isn’t that what its all about anyway? The boards will be released this summer under the N.W.A. (Numbnuts With Attitude) logo while team rider’s boards (my posse) will be “tagged” with my street name MC Scrotes Alot. In the future, I hope to incorporate other modern surfing “necesities” such as waterproof goatee trimmers and tattoo/piercing devices into my current designs. Any feedback on the viability of this commercial activity is, if ya know what I’m sayin’, greatly appreciated.
I’m trying to imagine this at Bolinas…perhaps glassed on grow lights? N.W.A could collaborate with Stewart to produce the hydroponic hull?