After watching an esther williams late night movie the other night
I have come to some solid conclusions
about surfboards for women.
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they wear los of sparkly swimsuits.
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they stand on the tips of their toes
3.most of the time their gaze is about 22.5 degrees
above the horizon and higher.
Taking these parameters into consideration
I believe when designing surfboards for these
facinating creatures we must,
1.make all the boards higher register colors
so as not to clash with the sparkles
brights can be o.k. but stay away from the dark hues
and favor the cremes and pastels.
2.make them softer perhaps down right downy on the deck surface
so their toes can nestle into the surface for control.
#3 lots of lift in the nose to avoid spontaeneous pearl diving
although the oyster is prized by some
the attraction of the pearl is especially catipultivating
to the fancier gender.
the softened deck extended over the nose
will also render reletivly harmless
upon impact the colliding projectile nature of the
modern surfboard.
This said I hope this insight can be applied in the spirit
which it has been rendered.
Yours truley
Ambrose von Faversham
Philatilist to the stars
and protector of all things
cuddly and warm.