Hey
I found a 9’8"s on EBAY
(note this has nothing to do with my blank selling post earlier just something I came across)
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Q: How clean is it. Would it make a good wall hanger? Dec-07-05 A: SUPA KLEEN BRADDA, It is like a sunset at Poki Bay. Thanks. Q: Do you have any 10ft 1inch Yater Blanks. Nothing against Bill Stewart, I am simply more retro and have long arms and same general body shape as Renny and also prefer fast point breaks, let me know so I can drop out of school, to drop in. Dec-07-05 A: I wish I did. I only have two 9’8 s blanks. Good luck my brother. Q: I have a slightly overheated X Box 360. Very rare. Can’t we work a deal? Dec-07-05 A: Yes, but you will have to prove that Bill gates brushed by that one XBox with his flowing robe, smiled in the general direction of East mecca. Thanks Q: can you prove that this is the last longboard blank from clark? that would be worth $50k. maybe boogie boards could be next!!! Dec-07-05 A: No I can’t do that. They are not numbered silly. Grubby Clark went through the factory a destroyed all the molds, and all his hand made equiptment, through this board at me and said: QUOTE: If they wont let me operate my business, then no one ever will, he then drank a whole gallon of green river, burped and jumped on the mother ship back to his far away galaxy. This is not the last blank bro, it is the 56,038 to last. Q: What will it take? I do anything!!!
Dec-07-05 A: Ok, leave right now and get me a cherry slurrpy. Get it to me cold, and bring a mad libs and a slim jim. Oh, and then give the balance owed $49,996.33 (with reciept for my taxes) Q: Does that include the fin? Dec-07-05 A: YES, GIFT WRAPED IN 100 DOLLAR BILLS…REALLY! Q: would you take 175,000.00 $$ for it? get back thanks Dec-07-05 A: Only if you use Paypal. I want to have to give up a large percentage of it back to Ebay. Thanks Q: Will you accept a best offer? Dec-07-05 A: SURE! I will sell out. I will help drive up the prices for surfboards just like the oil barrons and Enron and petrol companies. TIS THE AMERICAN WAY> I think that some time when we were not looking the surfing world went to hell, and by the way, speaking of which, GREG NOLL you and your misfits of trouble started this whole decline back in 59… Pass me a beer Greg, let’s get radical. Q: Chuck, you don’t mind pouring salt on the wound do ya? Dec-07-05 A: Don’t fear change. Evolve my brother. Q: I’m sure you mis- printed the starting bid .Please reply with actual starting bid. Dec-07-05 A: Insertion fee 5.00 Anyone has the right to buy them for the listed 50,000.00 a piece. If they actually sell I will donate to charity. Long live grubby clark. Ask