Received this via spam email - Weird huh? anyone tried them?
Holy shit, another shoulder strain injury just waiting to happen.
If you can’t catch a wave, change boards, or get fitter, or both.
Or give up and live in Colorado. Wait a sec…
that’s three for the water wing thing ,
and four
for wildy’s comment …
Well , I might be wrong , but I thought the …er… “wings” were supposed to go at the butt crack , for jet propelled bottom turns
Ain’t no bull
maybe they forgot that paddle gloves were invented.
the next level eh ?
tow-ins from flying cans …
Dear Madam,
I have seen your adverts for many years. I noted the models used, who are never ugly, fat or in a bad mood.
Your adverts give the impression that by wearing tight white clothing I should be able to
Skydive
Rolerskate
Become better at tennis
Ballet Dance
Surf in a bikini
I used the product with wings in recent times and the tampon version before that and am angry as a consumer that none of the promised improvments came to my life
Yours etc.
Mr. John Smith
aubrey
phone My factory in Macao
we need 15 gross of these here armpit jobs
there’s a picture published in the we-rollig stone ooutside
magazine.The one with lean brockwell on the cover.
the orders are gonna go through the roof
if we cant supply some one will.
demmmit
we lost out on the antenae head bands when stove martoon
slayed em at the forum…
brutus and cassius would uv never
stabbed caesar if’n he was wearing glitter antenae…
aubry did you hear me …is this thing working?
AUBREY!!?
AYUBRREEEEEE???
dear mr. fecking jennings
sorry to hear the operation was a success , I always thought life would have worked better for you as a lady , but there you go.
if you return the three flying cans to amby brefore midnight yesterday , we will see about some nice loose black clothing for you instead
kind regards
iva whatsy
Dear Mrs Fish
I think the root problem may be the fact that I was always a man
J Smith
The fact that you were a man causes root problems ?
as I get older , my roots keep falling out …
you are lucky you still have some .
must be the english weather I guess .
sincerely
iva blackout
Dear Mrs Blackspot,
I found that the Tampons kept falling out after prolonged use, hence my shift to your product with wings, although the lack of an applicator did cause quite a few delays and made rooting harder,
Yours etc
J Smith
P.S. Would not know about English Weather, being Irish and better at rugby
Your adverts give the impression that by wearing tight white clothing I should be able to
Skydive
Rolerskate
Become better at tennis
Ballet Dance
Surf in a bikini
Same thing goes for Herpes. People with herpes sure have a lot of fun hiking, canoeing, ski diving, etc.
My kid will out paddle you any day.