So my buddy’s girlfriend asks him what he wants for his b-day. He says he wants a retro fish. So she orders the board. Several months later she finally gets to pick it up and the guy tells her it’s the latest manifestation of the microchip/fish hybrid. He tells her it’s the hottest/latest design, hi-tech fins, blah, blah, blah…She means well but has no clue!
It’s a fricken 7’1" cookie-cutter thruster. She spent extra $ for a custom shape/artwork(ghost flames) and this guy fully takes advantage of the fact that she’s a good hearted, but ignorant, girl wanting to stoke her guy. She’s all excited to give him his new board and my buddy is thinking, I’ve already got 2 of these, But he didn’t say anything…except “thank you”. Oh well, shoulda ordered a stingray…