The Tubesteak encyclopedia of fin placement
is the prefered reference of shapers world wide.
written in the nineteen fifty’s at the pit
in malibu after fins were perfected.
First you start with a good foot measuring guage.
then select your favorite fish species,
Game fish are a better choice,as bottom
feeders are quite slow unless startled.
with these two features you can select
the correct volume after consulting the index
in the first volume.
the entire set is a refrence book ,request it
at the malibu public library tell them
J.J. moon sent you .dont mention my name
as I was caught tearing pages from the 3rd
volume to keep a special fin placement secret.
my alibi was that dora made me do it,he came to me
in a dream after rod clark was arrested robbing
the malibu branch of the bank of america
where his father-in-law was the president
when he wouldn’t lend him the money
to make his movie of Hanalei 1974.
If you wear horn rimmed sunglasses
when you approach the front desk in the library
tell them greg lliddle sent you,or maybe kirk putnam
they always use the Fin Bible…