[indent]KING ARNULF Now, I know what some of you must be thinking… the day has
come.... we're all going down, etc. etc. But let's get away
from the fantasy and look at the FACTS.
FACT ONE - The threat of total destruction has kept the peace
for one thousand years.
FACT TWO - The chances of it failing now are therefore one in
three hundred and sixty-five thousand.
FACT THREE...
By this time the water is up to people's knees, and several have
crowded onto the lower steps to avoid getting wet.
KING ARNULF FACT THREE - Our safety regulations are the most rigorous in
the world. We are all nice to each other, we never rub each
other up the wrong way or contradict each other, do we?
CROWD No.
Rumble. The buildings sink and masonry falls.
CITIZEN We… er… do seem to be going down quite fast, Your Majesty
- not trying to contradict you, course.
KING ARNULF No, of course you’re not, citizen. But let’s stick to the
facts. There has NEVER been a safer, more certain way of
keeping the peace. So whatever's happening, you can rest
assured, Hy-Brasil is NOT sinking. Repeat, NOT sinking.
We cut to an unfortunate Hy-Brasilian who looks out of a window to see
if it's raining, but is immersed before he can find out.
The citizens in the Forum, however, are reassured by the King's words
- even though they are now up to their waists in water. One of them
steps forward.
ANOTHER CITIZEN May I just make a point in support of what King Arnulf’s just
said?
KING ARNULF We’d be delighted - wouldn’t we?
CITIZENS Yes, we’d certainly like to hear what one of us has got to
say...
Erik, Sven, Sven's dad and Harald struggle out of the Great Hall,
carrying their belongings and the Horn Resounding, while the citizen is
still speaking most articulately in support of the King. They are
ALMOST in a panic.
ERIK What are you all doing?
CITIZEN AT THE BACK (cheerfully) It’s all right. It’s not happening.
ERIK (urgently) The place is sinking!
CITIZEN AT THE BACK Yes… I thought it was too, but the King’s just pointed
out that it can't be.
CITIZEN (still speaking in support of the King) …and, of course, we mustn’t
forget King Arnulf's EXCELLENT eye for flower-arranging.
There is a smattering of applause. A few people pull their robes up out
of the wet. Erik leaps onto a wall and shouts to the crowd.
ERIK Save yourselves! Hy-Brasil… is sinking.
There are a lot of knowing smiles amongst the citizens.
CITIZEN FROM MIDDLE Look, you don’t know our safety regulations.
KING ARNULF It can’t happen.
ERIK But it IS! Look!
KING ARNULF (ignoring Erik) The important thing is not to panic.
CITIZENS Quite… yes… we understand…
KING ARNULF I’ve already appointed the Chancellor as Chairman of a com-
mittee to find out exactly what IS going on, and meantime I
suggest we have a sing-song!
CITIZENS Good idea!
ANOTHER Can we do the one that goes “TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM-TI-TUM”?
Erik looks around in despair.
Meanwhile in another street someone is struggling in the floodwater.
LOKI I can’t swim! I can’t swim!
KEITEL Relax!
LOKI I’m drowning! Help!
Loki grabs Keitel round the neck.
KEITEL Let go!
But Keitel is pulled under. He re-emerges spluttering.
KEITEL Urrgh! Argh! Let go, you idiot!
LOKI Help!
KEITEL You’ll drown us bo…
But they go under again. At this point Erik, Sven, Sven's dad and
Harald swim round the corner, pushing the Horn Resounding. They see the
figures disappearing under the water.
KEITEL Help!
LOKI Help!
Erik, Sven and Co. swim as fast as they can to rescue the drowning
pair. They struggle to overpower the panic-stricken Loki, but he puts
up a manic fight. Unexpectedly, Harald Missionary suddenly unleashes a
vicious right hook and lays Loki out cold. There is a moment's stunned
silence that is no unmingled with indignation.
SVEN (with hurt surprise) You hit him!
HARALD Well, it’s what you’re supposed to do… isn’t it?
SVEN’S DAD Look!
They look up as GOLDEN DRAGON sails around a corner of the street,
piloted by Aud. As the Vikings scramble aboard, the sound of the
"sing-song" reaches a particularly noisy and discordant climax attract
their attention.
Back in what was the Forum, a crowd of unconcerned-looking citizens is
sitting on the last roof and just coming to the end of another
appalling song.
CITIZENS …Te…Tum!
KING You know, I think we’re getting better.
CITIZEN 1 (with genuine interest) How can you tell?
KING (a bit stumped) Er…
AUD Father!
The King looks up.
KING ARNULF It’s all right! It isn’t happening!
AUD But, Father, it IS!
ERIK Get on board!
CITIZEN 2 No THANKS!
CITIZEN 3 Who do you think YOU are?
CITIZEN 1 Panic-monger!
The roof is now sinking rapidly, though the citizens appear as
unperturbed as ever.
CITIZEN Leave us alone!
SVEN Yeah. Leave 'em alone.
AUD It’s sinking! Hy-Brasil is sinking!
KING ARNULF Well, my dear, I think you’ll find it’s all a question of what
you want to believe in.... I have slightly more experience of
these matters than you...
Unfortunately, at this point, the entire gathering of citizens, the
King and the Forum Temple disappear below the waves.</span></span>[/indent]<span style="color:Black"><span style="font-size:6px"></blockquote></div>