Must get sleep, but just read that among the new lines appearing at the upcoming ASR show that none other than J Lo herself (in absentia no doubt) is going to represent the hood by introducing her new line of action sports apparel. Now how could all you surfboard riding and building bastards go off camping and miss this milestone event? Car? Bus? Bicycle?
she aint goin she’s meetin’ up with us all to discuss a custom paddleboard she plans to paddle from Far rockaway to sandy hook on columbus day this asr deal’s just a smoke screen to throw off the Paparatzzi… agent ambrose on the entertainment beat
Well just leave it to Ambrose to put it all in perspective. Where are my manners? I’m better with knives and drugs than social skills. Somebody send J Lo an invite! If she’s willing to park her okole at Plaskett Creek for a weekend, then she really will have beach cred. Or somebody at least Photoshop some photos from the weekend.